• my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was
just cute gibberish but instead it's TERRIFYING.
so far, he has:
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grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand
over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall,
whispering "do you see it? the barbed wire.”
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woken me up and muttered ”he’s here" while
staring at my bedroom door
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rolled over last night and said ”you don't
know what's out there. You don't know what’s
in the swamp.”
he's taken like 20 years off my life.
&uhrair
on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me
really gently and then said ”have a great day at
work baby" and pushed me onto the floor at
2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the
covers
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    • Sounds like your boy is sharing a body with a fucking WW1 American Soldier
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    • My first roommate in college used to have trouble sleeping, so I usually fell asleep before her. She told me one night I woke up and stared at her asking about the little girl who apparently had previously stood in the middle of the room. She told me there wasn’t a little girl, and I told her she
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    • Important question! Are his eyes open or closed, and does he just say this shit and then drop back into sleep mode
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    • My ex woke me up and I got scared so apparently I hit her in the throat. Tldr I'm a domestic abuser
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    • Anyone who has prom right now and is looking at memes right now and reading this have funnnn, goood luckkk and don’t accidentally make babiessss!!
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    • I think I have the best one, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend one night and we have a trash can next to our bed so we can spit if we for some reason need to in the middle of the night. Except one night I had to spit, so instead of waking up to spit in the trash, I spit in her hair.
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    • I know my girl truly loves me when in 3 years i have; been playing basketball in my dream and went to stuff someone and smacked her right in the face. Got into a kicking fight and kicked the shit out of her legs a few timea before waking up and most recently fought a hobo and hit her in the jaw
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    • Why are people bitching about reading in the comments? If you can't handle reading the comments is the last place your illiterate ass should be.
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