• my body may be a temple but i am the god to
whom it is devoted
do not presume to tell me how i may decorate
my altar
This is quite possibly the best way I've heard to
say "I dress how I want, deal with it"
There needs to be more things like this
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    • Yup that person doesn’t use deodorant
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    • Guacamole nigga penis
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    • People may hate bullying, but at least it keeps these people in check
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    • Probably one of those temples that lets monkeys run around and shit everywhere
      Faraam 23 jun
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    • *Goes 50,000 dollars in debt because you wanted to dye your eyeballs orange and get horns* "Capitalism sucks omg"
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    • Only thing I'm gonna say is frankly, the girls dress code is ridiculous. Like okay, whats wrong with me having shoulders? Want me to cut them off?
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    • No, it just sounds fucking stupid and makes you look pretentious. Why can't anyone on Tumblr just be a normal fucking person for once
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    • "My body isn't a temple, it's Luigi's Mansion"
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    • N I g g a s o d a
      Bingk 22 jun
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    • What an incredibly hedonistic and self centered thing to say
      The_Truth 23 jun
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    • Your body being a temple is a concept straight from the Bible. The temple is supposed to be to God because your body is not your own. If you want to be a godless heathen and disgrace your body, you are free to do so, but don't take a verse from the Bible and try to warp it to your own ends.
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    • a whore definitely wrote this
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    • Go ahead and decorate your temple but if you’re your own god I hope you can save yourself from hell bud
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    • Your body is a temple is a biblical term. It’s the temple where the Holy Spirit resides, so no, you are not “the god of the temple” now stop getting Harry Potter tattoos and take a shower.
      _Ursus 23 jun
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    • And like a temple you have strangers come inside you all day long
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    • Damn ever thought of shutting the fuck up. Maybe dont dress like a whore britanny. Idgaf stfu
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    • Everyone can have their own taste. But you’re definitely trying to draw attention by *purposefully* showing nothing but ass and tits. Gotta have balance. Wearing shorts? Wear a tee. Wearing jeans? Wear a tank. Have your dress cover your ass. Not that hard! Modesty is beautiful to me
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    • People who say this just decorate their temple with copious amount of body fat. Usually the incense is undeorderized arm pit
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    • Every needs to be shamed more. Y’all took it too far and now you’re a bunch of mentally ill fat bodies.
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    • “Body is a temple” means yo watch what you put into your body, not on it. This person is a fucking idiot.
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    • Silence skank
      Elkyboo 23 jun
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    • You ain't no god, calm down
      Xarxes 23 jun
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    • U mean a tourist attraction? Where everyone and anyone can drive by? And again hoes back with them excuses.
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    • Actually referencing tattoos, but clothes work as well
      fatmando 23 jun
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    • False idol
      Krembit 23 jun
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    • Your are judged by your looks
      sarah285 23 jun
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    • No it isn’t the “best possible way” to say it, it makes you sound like a fucking gross weirdo loser.
      Jesum 23 jun
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    • What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? - 1 Corinthians 6:19
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    • This is about tattoos not clothing
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    • We don’t care about your clothes. We care that you don’t brush you teeth and don’t take showers.
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    • I don’t think that’s what she’s talking about buddy
      Millies 23 jun
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    • Blasphemy. Your body is the image of God and dedicated to the Lord. Deus Volt
      Klausi 23 jun
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    • I thought the whole “your body is a temple” thing was about taking care of it and not how you dress
      Jespmoo 23 jun
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    • A temple who’s booty is about to be raided.
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    • Pretty sure it was just an obese girl defending her choice to stay obese
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    • "I AM A GOD!" Gets thrown around like a rag doll "puny god."
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    • Yeah sure, dress however you want. Just don’t worry about those... other... meanings to that phrase
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    • That expression isn't meant for how people dress
      RandomH1 23 jun
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    • No, it is a temple to the God of the Bible who created it.
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    • My body isn’t a temple it’s a 5 pound stainless steel box with bread heaters Inside because I TOAST BREAD
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    • If there's a God, its me
      tweb 23 jun
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    • My body is a temple im just a really shitty janitor
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    • Whores trying to justify themselves
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    • And that's why I got a minions tatoo
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    • Why do people think that dressing like a slut is"pretty", it's not empowering, it's just degrading letting yourself be objectified
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    • I said pretty much those exact words to a christian girl in hs who told me "your body is a temple, dont desecrate it" as I was talking about my future tattoo plans
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    • tumblr moment
      wahaha 23 jun
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    • My body is a temple of chicken and delicious spices, and I am a god
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    • Could this apply as an argument for getting a tattoo?
      MrPiiXeL 24 jun
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    • I hate everyone
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    • This is how I address people when someone asks “why did you get all those tattoos?” Or, if they try to be all religious with me, I bust out the “judge not” verse.
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    • Not to get religious but it’s “Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, who you have received from God? ... Therefore, honor God with your bodies” you are not a god but your body is a gift from God so treat it properly
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    • yes i commit blasphemy on a regular basis, how about you?
      RayStrike 23 jun
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    • yeah i dress like a whore so what
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    • When they say your body is a temple, they mean to God. It’s in the Bible. So they don’t mean any god.
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    • This shit is gay
      idi_nahui 23 jun
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    • This was written by the girls who wear the Cookie Monster pajama bottoms and eat hot Cheetos every day
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    • Fool. You didn't even create yourself. Kneel down to the Lord. For he has created all things.
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    • This sounds more like “You have no right to judge me for getting a neck tattoo”
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    • Fat people are gross
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    • I do not think there needs to be more of this
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    • But.. the whole point of the scripture is saying you are NOT the God.. oh well
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    • Nigga Lamp !!!
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    • You dress how you want but that doesn’t mean people aren’t gonna look at it. Dress like a whore, get looked at like a whore. Dress like a banana, get looked at like you’re crazy. Nobody’s stopping you, they’re judging you.
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    • W e t h e a t
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    • If God wanted you to be born with tattoos, than he woulda made you born with tattoos.
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    • This is how I feel when old people tell me not to get tattoos
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    • This is good for people who have common sense, but some of y'all niggas take it too far
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    • If you want to dress your body how you want without people telling you otherwise, stop having random dudes stick their dick in your whore temple
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    • That sounds good and all but that's God's Temple not yours you puny god
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    • I’ll bet you $5 that OP has blue hair and/or a septum piercing
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    • Your body is a temple to God, not yourself whore
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    • Dress nakey get rap3y
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    • What a fucking tumblrtard moment am I right
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    • Ok femoid
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    • Right but there are terrible looks. Like just objectively.
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    • People need to stop trying to validate their bad decisions
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    • What about God
      skiMilk 26 jun
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    • Why do I get the feeling this girl would say I'm not religious but spiritual.
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    • The irony is that the purpose of the quoted verse is to illustrate the point that your body is supposed to be dedicated to God and not you.
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    • Not suppose to be gay though
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    • That verse is more about taking care of yourself and staying healthy, but you do you.
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    • Absolute cope for being a fat lazy retard with 0 muscle or athletic capability because all they do is consoom
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    • I was trying to decide if I should buy a tie I really liked. My friend was being an asshole when I made the argument that it would work with my suit, and he looks me up down saying, "Yeah because you know so much about what matches." Mother fucker it is 11 am on Saturday and it's my fucking day off.
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    • Tattoos and piercings
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    • Technically the temple doesn't belong to you but to the holy spirit which is another soul/spirit within you. But you're not ready for that conversation
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    • Can we like. Just let people be people. There’s no need to hate or judge. Live and let live. You don’t need to associate with people that you don’t want to or agree with but you don’t have to talk down about them either.
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    • My body is an apartment building and the landlord is doing a shit job of maintaining it
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    • Imagine being so cringe you recite modern satanic slogans without knowing it
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    • As long as you don't care what anyone else thinks, this mindset is fine. Just remember nobody owes you a positive opinion of yourself, so if you decorate your temple like a fucking moron, or allow 40000 squatters to use your temple as they please, you better get some damn tough skin.
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    • Satanism basics
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    • It's a drug reference
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    • People should dress how they want but if they are going to dress in a weird,slutty, or impressionable way then they should expect to have stares and comments. It's huma nature, people want to do what they want but aren't willing to face the consequences.
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    • Here come the cristians with "actually its not your temple"
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    • If your alter is for god then why do you decorate it for the everyday man
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    • My body is a temple now worship inside of me!!!
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