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    • Fucking power move if I've ever seen one
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    • Bridget's usually have a 50/50 chance of being extremely hot or being that one noisy , loud , obnoxious person.
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    • Should have said “Something Bridget’s father gives me”.
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    • And then you fuck her dad to establish dominance
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    • Her father is like "HEAD! SHE GIVES YOU HEAD! I'm so fucking good at this game.."
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    • The big dick energy must radiate off this man like a fucking plague
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    • Ah, i see you’re a man with balls.
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    • If Mom guesses "blowjob," and Dad guesses "anal," you have found a good family to join.
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    • I was on a date last night and we were out a little too late and her parents found us... They had her get into their car and they left. I havent met her parents yet, and I'm pretty sure they hate me.
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    • Plot twist: Brigette is her sister
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    • How to assert dominance i front of your girlfriend’s father. Step 1) make peace with the fact that he’s sending you to hell. Step 2) go to hell just to be one step ahead of him and so now you know how to get back
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    • Step aside this man needs a wheelbarrow to haul his balls in
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    • As a father I would say "Well Bridget, I app his honesty. But I will cut his dick off.
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    • The man has balls made of steel
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    • Alpha move for sure. This guys tryna take over
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    • How can you get hard when you're dating a girl named Bridgette? She was born 60 years old and knitting a sweater
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    • How is that man still standing with the massive size of his testicals
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    • And then the father said "blowjob"
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    • Father: youre not the only one
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    • Her sister immediately blurts out HPV
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    • Only god can help you now
      Dayve 14d
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    • A gun shot was heard shortly after that
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    • My dad probs woulda laughed while my brother guessed right
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    • If that was my daughter’s boyfriend I’d be like “You better be getting boners!”
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    • Marry that dude. Mf is fearless
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    • *The next day* The father: *Cocks gun* “So she give you a boner huh?” “My gun gets a boner when I think of you” *shotgun blast* Congrats kid welcome to the family lemme just fix the door now
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    • And the dad yells “head”
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    • I am just imagining all the words running thru her dads head
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    • “Instead of skipping it like a fucking coward”
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    • At least you still know he’s sexually attracted to you🤷🏻‍♀️🙂
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    • Big dick energy
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    • "Something that always interupts your class speeches in middle school"
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    • When your girlfriend has a twin sister so you get confused and fuck her dad.
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    • Ive played catchphrase and I can promise you that "boner" is not a word. It's a family friendly game.
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    • Your dad is no longer alpha
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    • The only thing that would be a higher power move would be if he proceeded to say “I then give it to her.”
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    • Why the fuck was the word boner? What else was he gonna say that wasn’t inappropriate
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    • He really established his dominance right there
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    • Power move
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    • Her father:
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    • Bet the father said blowjob without hesitation
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    • Marry him now. That man has balls of literal steel
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    • Are we not gonna talk about how he use “we’re”
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    • My dad would elbow drop any bf of mine that would ever say that
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    • I fucked my ex in her dads garage doggy style and jizzed on his garage floor while he was home upstairs. All her idea she enjoyed the sex wayyyyy to much
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    • Plot twist: her father got it on the first try
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    • Dad: Aids, herpes, gonorrhea, ebola, chlamydia
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    • "something I will never get anymore because I have erectile dysfunction and it deeply depresses me"
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    • Plot twist: instead of being disgusted, the father said “Me too”
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    • He's a keeper.
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    • But did he die?
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    • The first time my bf came over we played cards against humanity and my brother made me read, in front of him and the whole family, “blowing my boyfriend so hard that he shits”
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    • What massive balls
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    • @
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    • I've played catch phrase and that's definitely not a word in the device..that didn't happen
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    • If you give a man such power, he will use it
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    • Marry him on the spot he showed no fear in the belly of the beast
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    • My girlfriend lets me have anal sex with other girls because she doesn’t consider it cheating, it’s finally starting to feel good but the first times it was really painful
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    • Ah, you’re a white family
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    • Thats some big dick energy right there
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    • Men with bravery are the best so don’t shame him
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    • Big dick energy
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    • Plot twist: they don't know who Bridget is
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    • He’s either the worst enemy of the family or now they love him
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    • My wife’s mom (before I married my wife) and the rest of the family were playing cards against humanity and I played “a bigger blacker cock” and she picked it and said “I love big black cock” I fucking died laughing, she still hasn’t lived it down
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    • Big dick energy
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    • That's a keeper right there
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    • I would be proud of my daughters bf if he did this
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    • He is showing dominance
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    • Dad: Herpes?
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    • I assume this man is now dead
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    • A true alpha
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    • I doubt he said but hey, whatever helps you get some attention.
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    • His word was boner what part of that was going to be family friendly
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    • Big dick energy
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    • He did not just stare into the abyss, he pissed a line in the sand and gently whispered, "Come at me, bro."
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    • Boner? I barely even know her
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    • My dad would’ve high fives him for having the balls to do that
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    • That’s a real G right there
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    • Marry him! You Marry him NOW Bridget!
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    • He's establishing himself as a worthy adversary
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    • Doubt
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    • Doubt.
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    • Dad says head
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    • This was a power move, but a god move would have been if the dad replied with, "blowjob". How would one even recover from that? How would one even respond? "Lol I wish." "No, but good guess." "Not since dinner."
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    • Her father guessed blowjob
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    • Head...? Did I guess correctly?
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    • I hope someone gussed a headache
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    • Rip to your BF. He obviously died right after that.
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    • Big Dickus energy over 9000.
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    • the absolute madman
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    • Big duck power
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