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    • We really not gonna talk about this face?
      tacoshark 27 jul
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    • Just appreciate the thought and keep it. Stay silent tho. Maybe after a few years.
      YourGuyCy 27 jul
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    • Atleast he's thinking about you. 💕
      nisckle 27 jul
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    • SHELLS ARE SHELLS
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    • No, he knows, he wanted to see if you'd notice
      aight_so 27 jul
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    • You go up to him and say "some of these are pistachio shells" idk why you cant figure it out smh..
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    • Funny that y’all can suddenly not take a joke when you know it’s a girl saying it. Sensitive little snowflakes are you
      Joeey 27 jul
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    • It’s easy. I’ll help you. Say this: “see these 4 right here? They’re pistachio shells.” There ya go. That oughta help
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    • Deadass thought that the bottom right looked like Jar Jar Binks
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    • i found some badass shells that we took from guam beaches, we got 5 that fit my family's size and put em on the shelf
      Camacho 27 jul
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    • A shell's a shell, bitch. Be grateful
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    • There’s gotta be some designated asshole in every town that litters pistachio shells at the beach because I’m pretty sure I’ve found them at every beach I’ve ever been to
      Jadaddy 27 jul
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    • Marcelle the Shell anyone?
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    • You look at him and say "this has already been featured 10 times. And those are pistachio shells" easy retard
      jelly9000 27 jul
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    • I thought they were ears
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    • You could prolly say “some are pistachio shells” idk just spitballing here
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    • Just say "some of those are piss taffy yo shells"
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    • In English?
      kanep0e 28 jul
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    • Start eating them just to see his reaction.
      Geico 27 jul
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    • Be thankful prick, took him a good maybe 5 minutes to open those for you
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    • IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRTTT
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    • it makes it unique and has a cool story now. better with pistachio in my opinion. embrace your flaws people! its what makes us unique in this fucked up world. also your social anxiety might be preventing you from reaching your full potential. but most people who have nothing to check em turn into ar
      muysadboi 28 jul
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    • Anyone else see the face in the bottom right
      9009fu 28 jul
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    • all if them are pistachios
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    • They're still shells do
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    • you don’t; instead, be appreciative that your boyfriend got you something
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    • Grind up the shells and spread them on homeless people’s beds to stop them from having blood sucking bugs the shells dry them out when dude is not around it’s pet and human friendly
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    • Put it up to his eyeballs and call him a tard
      RB_Hunter 27 jul
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    • Don't
      DCummi 27 jul
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    • He's trying
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    • Probably could make a joke and then you both laugh about it
      GodofBoy 27 jul
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    • So I take it he fought the ocean, and won?
      Kranis 27 jul
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    • 10 likes and featured damn
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    • Oh it’s p easy j cheat on him
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    • Maybe they’re his pistachio shells
      G4vin 30 jul
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    • Simply say “some of those are pistachio shells”
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    • Just give him a bag of pistachios.
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    • Just dump the fool. Don't breed.
      JonTarbal 30 jul
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    • He knows, theyre just filler
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    • Just let him be proud.
      bobbegay 29 jul
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    • Be thankful bitch
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    • Whatever you do don’t tell him and share a laugh about it. Nah. Break up with his dumbass. He obv stoopid.
      Fuggity 29 jul
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    • I’d straight tell him, joke about it, and thank him for everything.
      Halcypoo 29 jul
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    • It wasn't an accident...
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    • He's trying to not tell her they're his shells lol
      TheFace13 29 jul
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    • Why did I initially think this was a hard full of human ears?!?
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    • Be grateful damnit.
      Vanir 29 jul
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    • I bet he already knows.... Hell he probably put them in there just to fill up the jar.
      MissEerie 29 jul
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    • I thought thems was some ears
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    • He knows he put them there
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    • I was at the beach earlier and found a few unique shells, one is a fucking log of baby shells combined
      JAVELIN 29 jul
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    • Eyes and mouth?
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    • You say “hey dumbass those are pistachio shells” then you suck his dick after taking the pistachio shells out
      Dexter 29 jul
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    • Just let it simmer
      ABZ2 29 jul
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    • I had an ex that I collected sea shells for while I was on vacation, I searched for 2 days while I swam at the beach, got there early in the morning to find what I could first. Even found a few that people on the beach were trying to give me money for. She probably threw them away and forgot by now.
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    • U say, “those are pistachio shells haha, thank you so much I love u”
      Adri_Mac 28 jul
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    • Probably a cigarette butt in there, too.
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    • Well I mean, I keep a basket full of cool rocks and shells, and I have a few weird things like chipped glass and an acorn, sometimes a few little weird things make it look nicer even if they dont technically fit with the theme.
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    • You just say "hey man, some of these are pistachios." It's not that difficult.
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    • Dont tell him😂
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    • Why the fuck did I read that as Picasso
      beenieboi 28 jul
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    • BITCH HE TRYIN
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    • I would be great ful he actually thought of u and brought u back something alot men won't do that so be happy
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    • With your words
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    • Mm jar of lips
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    • If you all are real....troll his ass hard then give em a handy.
      kpshuck 28 jul
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    • If he’s got any kind of sense of humor, he probably did it on purpose to mess with you.
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    • By literally just saying “hey those are pistachio shells”
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    • Still a type of shell
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    • How the fuck do you know? You the shell queen, Knower of all shells? Smdh
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    • girls are bitches so she probably already did
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    • With your mouth bitch...how tf else you gonna tell em?
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    • I’m half asleep and thought these were chips for two seconds
      Teddyyy 28 jul
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    • Just be thankful
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    • Dwebble 28 jul
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    • BULLSHIT, fuck all these pussies. Tell him IMMEDIATELY and laugh in his face while doing it. Calling him a fucking moron and such and such
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    • But some aren’t
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    • Florida pistachios
      Solaren 27 jul
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    • DUMB ASS
      KiddMC 27 jul
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    • Next time y’all fight
      awin56 27 jul
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    • Does it matter
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    • There is a damn face
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    • Your bro is a retard
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    • There still shells right?
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    • Dont
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    • If you smash them it makes sodium carbonate
      BigBrain 27 jul
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    • COVID shells Covid shells
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    • If they were on the beach or in the ocean then they are still technically sea shells
      ashitpile 27 jul
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    • Appreciate the fact he thought of you.
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    • Rango
      _Goku 27 jul
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    • reallybia you 😌
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    • Brought back a jar of shells for my girlfriend. Let's see how long it takes her to notice some are pistachio shells.
      and75633 27 jul
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    • id just open it up and start crunching on them to make him worry
      madwolf2 27 jul
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    • Well they were found on the beach so that counts right.
      Wyoming25 27 jul
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    • He knows...
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    • He knows
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