• my and the boys on our
way to the grocery store
to grab poptarts
athenaegalea
I do hope that's the
Household Guard, because
that is not proper social
distancing
me and the boys when we find out that
covid-19 is preventing us from proper fighting
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    • Imagine fighting in a structured formation. This post is sponsored by the guerrilla fighter gang
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    • Just get 8ft wide shields. You'll have a 3ft buffer on either side of you, and so will the guy next to you, so you're 6ft apart.
      Zmac9906 2 jul
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    • God fuckin DAMN IT
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    • Just make sure everyone in the squad gets it (as long as nobody has any health problems) then y’all will be immune to COVID and be bad ass
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    • Cheat code: look up daily US covid deaths, realize they haven’t spiked while covid cases have spiked, do a basic equation, realize covid mortality is plummeting
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    • Shutup about social distancing
      Schmeaty 2 jul
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    • The Phalanx is inferior to the Legion.
      Kranis 2 jul
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    • People that talk about you not properly social distancing deserve to have a TB victim cough in their face
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    • Corona virus is such a Roman, causing the downfall of the Phalanx formation.
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    • Coronachan has spawned more bootlickers than could have ever been imagined. If you dare say that a government could have done anything other than treat everyone as if they're an 80 year old with asthma, you're apparently an evil person that wants grandma to die.
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    • Brown Sugar cinnamon or death. No other options
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    • Nigga what’s yo pussy ass Macedonian phalanx gonna do against a Roman Legionary Testudo formation?
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    • Who the fuck is EpicFail8686
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    • Sorry i can't come over. Not because of social distancing no, i just got impaled by the household phalanx.
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    • Alexander the great is my hero
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    • My friend and I have recently bought some expensive ass lightsabers from ultrasabers for dueling, and after months of practicing we were going to spare and test who was better yesterday and then I found out his mom was actually scared of the coronavirus so we weren't able to. Man fuck this weak ass
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    • Could you imagine if you went to the Middle Ages and told people that to stop the plague you just need to stay home and stay 6 feet away from other people. They would’ve called you a witch
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    • This is it. This is why wars are lost.
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    • Falinks :)
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    • ):
      Weird 2 jul
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    • Dude add twice as many to romans with shields you make that into the turtle formation and you have manpower that could retake Jerusalem
      antiuser 3 jul
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    • You guys actually social distance? I thought it was a joke
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    • i went to walmart to fake cough on people tofay
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    • Me on the boys on our way to get destroyed by archers this post was made by testudo formation gang
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    • God fuckin DAMN IT
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    • Plague be like
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    • My and the boys
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    • Honestly who the fucks dick did Epicfail8686 suck to get too comment like on every post
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    • Covid-19 has cancelled war. Think about it, have you heard of anything from the Middle East since the quarantine started?
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    • How is this funny
      yeplol 2 jul
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    • So no phallus? *smashes phone*
      _Yen 5 jul
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    • Ok honestly all these misspellings in the features are making me contemplate heart no pump
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    • How you gonna enforce social distancing against a phalanx?
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    • My and the boys?
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    • Who the fuck always puts "My and the boys" it's "me and the boys" SMH
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    • The boys and i*
      kingsin 5 jul
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    • NOOO
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    • Maniples are better, fight me
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    • Brug
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    • “My and the boys”
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    • I never really understood the last 10 lines, like what are those spears gonna do? Block arrows?
      okuyr 4 jul
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    • Everyone knows the superior flexibility of the legions makes them a more effective fight force legionaire gang
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    • All my homies know legionaries fuck up phalanx
      4FR33D0M 4 jul
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    • Prostagma
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    • Again, covid-19 is not much of a problem. I'm too fucking annoyed by people getting pissed over that simple fact, so if you disagree, look at my profile before you respond, as you can all be pretty fucking annoying after a while.
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    • Thanks to my history teacher for teaching me what the Macedonian Phalanx was and he would be proud I immediate recognized it
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    • Syntagma nuts
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    • Loose formation!!!! -Total war
      BeeRock 3 jul
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    • Pop tarts are gross tho
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    • Phalanx vs testudo
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    • My fat ass just read pop tarts, and thought that formation was just a fancy toaster...
      PWB24 3 jul
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    • Honestly do you guys give a shit about clvid anymore ? I'm fucking over it
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    • fuck social distancing, fuck masks, fuck early closing times, fuck quarantine, fuck people who think the government is protecting us
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    • COVID-19 is fake fight me bitch
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    • And just like that a virus made us lose all means of self defense
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    • content not available more
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    • My and the boys
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    • Me when I counter your phalanx with a superior manipular formation
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    • The femboy phalanx
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    • I’ve never understood why they put the back spears straight up. Are the enemies gonna try to fly in from the top or something?
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    • Fuck social disrancing. Ive always stayed 6 feet away from people because, yknow, personal bubbles and all that. But now that im forced to i think its pretty stupid
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    • Just a ducking saw launched would fuck yo spears today.
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    • Government Mandated Social Distancing Meme
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    • Anybody who’s had to crouch and walk for an extended period knows that fighting like this must’ve have sucked ass for those dudes in the front. Like damn when I had to crouch walk up to a barricade for training I had a muscle cramp and fell over lmao
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    • I just finished listening to Dan Carlin's King of King's series, he finishes off with the Macedonian conquest of Persia. Super cool!
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    • Oooooh stay away from other people or the boogeyman will make you sick oooooh
      JuJuno 3 jul
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    • I couldn’t see it for a minute and I thought it was a weird toaster.
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    • That isnt even a phalanx
      PapiPipe 3 jul
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    • So no head?
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    • The phalanx ruled the world until the Romans learned from fighting Pyrrhus of Epirus that they could simply walk the fuck around it, and thus conquered the Greek world after the 2nd Macedonian war.
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    • a small hill can destroy that formation
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    • Can you imagine how absolutely terrifying fighting against that would be tho?
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    • Just me and my 300 friends
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    • Those spears look way too long to use in any kind of combat. Can someone knowledgeable in this elaborate
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    • My and the boys
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    • COVID-19 is that one army that thought- what if we go... around?
      cooky22 3 jul
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    • Epicfail8686 stole my cock... someone, please help me get it back
      DrOmnic 3 jul
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    • Is that a fucking demon souls reference
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    • Isn't a Pokemon based on that postion
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    • Jesus
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    • Maniple> phalanx
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    • I don't care about social distancing. If I'm not posting my boy up like Shaq vs Yao Ming it ain't a phalanx
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    • Nice
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    • Frosted Strawberry Poptarts or bust
      Irony 3 jul
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    • I dont have my glasses on and I thought that was a dishrack
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    • Asymmetric warfare is better for social distancing
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    • We’ll just shout George Floyd every couple of minutes and it’ll be okay
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    • always amazes me how long their fucking spears are
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    • Wait until someone walks to their flanks
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    • Da fuck the cops gone do?
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    • Government-mandated social distancing post
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