My Adopted Dad explaining why I Me waiting for him to finish so I it's ok if I want to try to find my I can tell him found my real dad real dad. the day he brought me home.
Debatable Debatable
20 nov 2020
My Adopted Dad explaining why I Me waiting for him to finish so I it's ok if I want to try to find my I can tell him found my real dad real dad. the day he brought me home.
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers,
"to Flavortown."
daddyairplane daddyairplane
28 jan
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers, "to Flavortown."
when I finally find the lighter that was in my hand
4 Th I
thebomee thebomee
24 nov 2020
when I finally find the lighter that was in my hand 4 Th I
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW
YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE
TRASH
PatnoonicCanadian PatnoonicCanadian
25 sep 2020
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing
Please don't do this
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 oct 2020
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing Please don't do this
When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.
izzy220 izzy220
10 jun
When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.
when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
27 jan
when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test
Sarah
During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled
THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
yoden22 yoden22
24 sep 2020
Sarah During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the
middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
aaronskyler aaronskyler
17 mar
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as
Their friend:
kofiifuk kofiifuk
17 dec 2020
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as Their friend:
ichiko
His owner had suffered from a cerebral hemorrhage at work and died, never returning to the train station where Hachiko was waiting.
The faithful dog continued to wait for nine years till the day it died.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
28 sep 2020
ichiko His owner had suffered from a cerebral hemorrhage at work and died, never returning to the train station where Hachiko was waiting. The faithful dog continued to wait for nine years till the day it died.
ROADS RAILROADS he
SEAPORTS WHERE CAT IS SUPERIOR
TO A DOG
That_Carnivorous_CUnt That_Carnivorous_CUnt
21 sep 2020
ROADS RAILROADS he SEAPORTS WHERE CAT IS SUPERIOR TO A DOG
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
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Sing us a song ur the piano cat
When you have too much time on your hands...
probable_machine probable_machine
8 oct 2020
When you have too much time on your hands...
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
Mikk Mikk
25 sep 2020
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
riacker:! Know your address
Me who's known it since I was 4:
aR
Don't ever use the word
"smart" with me
kittle kittle
17 nov 2020
riacker:! Know your address Me who's known it since I was 4: aR Don't ever use the word "smart" with me
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client