• My 7 year old was tapping away on my
Mac tonight and told me he was
writing a book. I think you'll agree it's
one hell of an opening.
D ass story
The Killer Forest
One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil.
Get
this kid a publisher
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    • What a fucking intro to a story called The KiIIer Forest
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    • I wanna know how the forest is involved
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    • Isn't this the girl that constantly says her kid does cool shit that is obviously a lie?
      Tick_Tick 27 jun
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    • What the fuck kind of seven year would say ordinary instead of normal
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    • iFappy 27 jun
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    • Wow a 7 year old used proper punctuation and even underlined the title and put it in the middle
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    • MAC TONIGHT
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    • I’ll take shit that never happened for 500 Alex
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    • LewdShopManagerEcho
      Like this comment if you want nudes
      LewdShopManagerEcho 27 jun
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    • Well? Go on!
      ATOMlC 27 jun
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    • Judging by the title think your kid’s hinting that you need a shave...
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    • Did the Forest turn them evil? I am very intrigued
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    • Shut up rebecca
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    • Why do we call it a pair of underwear if it’s only one
      send_bobs 28 jun
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    • I have one of the 7 pairs of evil underpants, the other 6 always join us for coffee on Wednesdays
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    • I doubt it
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    • A 7 year old can use the word ordinary? My 7 year old sibling can barely spell 'amazing'
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    • May I take this start of a story and make a chapter for you?
      Samurott_ 27 jun
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    • Krystal 27 jun
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    • No seven year old can spell ordenaree
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    • Ummm this ain’t funny so I’m booing you and your also wrong
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    • MacBook
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    • It had something to do with those huge bushes...
      haha45678 27 jun
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    • Mac Tonight
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    • Ok sure he did “black bar”
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    • I mean I wanna fuckin know what they did to become evil
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    • Bruh the doc title is “Issacs story”
      EpicLozr 27 jun
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    • Shit I'm already hooked
      _Hi2_ 27 jun
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    • I want more
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    • Omg what happens???
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    • At first you had my curiosity bit how you have my erection
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    • Can’t wait for the finished product.
      Esiason 27 jun
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    • Oh no, not again
      Weird 27 jun
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    • I legit want to know where this is going.
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    • iodium 27 jun
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    • Jews after the story gets popular
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    • Five nights at mac tonight
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    • Fake as fuck. No kid would write like that.
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    • Better than Twilight.
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    • Her kid is really her fat ass stuck in a delusional hell that she keeps tryna pull us into
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    • Nice.
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    • I would want to read this only because I want to see what happens to the evil underpants
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    • I wanna know how Microsoft word was on a mac
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    • Not a mac👉🏻
      RINESTONE 29 jun
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    • Lmao I appreciate this
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    • Is this Seananner’s kid?
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    • I’m already intrigued
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    • "Everyone dies. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books." -3 year old
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    • Ah yes the prime evils.
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    • Wow it’s saved with his name so you know it’s not a lie!
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    • Uh no
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    • HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAA OH MAN WHAT A KNEE SLAPPER XD XDXDXD
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    • False my 8 year old brother is retarded and can't type at all
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    • What kind of 7 year old knows to center and underline the title. Cmon karen make it a little bit more believable next time.
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    • Who the fuck refers to their computer as their mac?
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    • One day there was a butch lesbian, but not just any lesbian, she had a crew cut, flannel shirt, jeans, combat boots, and a pair of underwear with dick holes in them. It was a horrific sight, not a single erection in sight.
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    • bullshit kids can't use word that well at 7 I'd know I have 5 younger siblings
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    • Kid: writes captain underpants
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    • Sounds like a Goosebumps book
      GoriIla 29 jun
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    • No
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    • Did he finish the book? What made the underpants evil? I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!
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    • apparently y'all never met a lid before cuz they do this stuff all the time
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    • Your kid is remarkably knowledgeable in setting up and manipulating word documents.
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    • That's a book I need to read
      DJCwittz 29 jun
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    • content not available more
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    • "7"
      Shinozuka 29 jun
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    • Do people not realize you can just Google the text of a tweet followed by "Twitter" and that tweet comes out? It's pointless to block out Twitter handles
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    • y'all were some stupid ass kids if you think this is impossible
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    • “Oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that.”
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    • "Justice League: Gods"
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    • So that's why we haven't seen the gnomes in a while
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    • This is total bullshit
      tymartin8 28 jun
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    • Profile review: she’s a lying ass hoe
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    • The kilIer forest but it starts with evil underwear. Well damn now I'm intrigued and need to know the rest.
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    • People bashing on the 7 year old and yet there are 7 year olds who read chapter books. Without pictures. It’s all dependent on how the kid was raised
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    • WHAT GREAT PUNCTUATION
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    • MAC TONIGHT
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    • Your 7 year old did not type this Karen
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    • Isn’t that the opening to the Deathspank games?
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    • Isn't that the setting for the game "Deathspank"
      HazemoveX 28 jun
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    • I'm ready to read this book.
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    • Damn I can't even make an intro to a story slap as hard as that
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    • Captain underpants much?
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    • Can we like have the whole book
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    • I used to write stories like that for fun on word
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    • Can't wait to read it
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    • Excuse me what’s the kiIler forest gotta do with underpants, I need answers.
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    • No kid uses an apostrophe. Fuck off. However if it is real. Cute
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    • Well? What’s the end of the story?
      Umbrex 28 jun
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    • Yeah bullshit
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