My 5 yr old son was playing in the garden
and sees 2 spiders, He asks me "ls that a
mummy Ionglegs under that daddy
Ionglegs?" No son, there is no mummy
Ionglegs only daddy Ionglegs." I felt pretty
proud of my answer, until he stomps on
both spiders saying, " We'll have none of
that gay shit in our fucking garden.