• My 39-week pregnant wife went to
the store to "Get stuff for dinner".
This is what she came home with.
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    • I've learned its unwise to argue with a 39 week prego woman.
      _TheLost_ 27 jun
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    • Dont argue past 23 weeks.
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    • Can't argue with a pregnant lady.
      _Tae 28 jun
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    • In all fairness, in 38 weeks of time I consumed hundreds of oreos. 3 weeks later, I'm back to being 113 pounds.
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    • Man. I’m buying ice cream cones next time in store
      Mets_2020 27 jun
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    • When I was pregnant, I asked my husband at like 2am to go get me some ice cream from Walmart because everywhere was closed. He does and brings me a cone, but I was asleep, so he ate it and went to bed. I woke up around 4:30 pissed that he didn't get me any. He explained what happened (pt1)
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    • These the same people who push out fucking 15 lb babies
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    • For anyone who is pregnant or has a pregnant wife, just be mindful of your or your SO's sugar intake to avoid or minimize gestational diabetes.
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    • 39 weeks?? Bitch that baby going to come out into the 3rd grade
      ig_229 28 jun
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    • Turkey Hill? That shit stuck to my ceiling. Don’t ask how
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    • marry her
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    • how about we use months after 3 weeks?
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    • I don’t see the issue here
      Anonyk 28 jun
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    • Mint chocolate chip is the best ice cream
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    • My wife is 14 weeks pregnant. Honestly pretty excited, but not looking forward towards third trimester arguing
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    • Okay, but why didn't he go with her? She could've popped at the store...would you really want some pimple faced kid at Walmart looking at your wife's cooter while she's crowning, holding brown towels from the clearance section?
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    • That is a perfectly acceptable dinner
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    • Glad he didnt say pregnant gf because sex before marriage is a SIN
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    • She’s pregnant
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    • And I suggest you don't say a goddamn thing about it
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    • What do you mean? That looks like dinner to me.
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    • Ice cream is good though
      Weird 28 jun
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    • I see nothing wrong here
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    • You have a keeper
      cuzziboi 29 jun
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    • Jesus expentant parents are the most annoying people in the world. All the sudden you use weeks to refer to time and magically think people should care about your pregnancy as much as you do. Nobody does.
      lijaar 28 jun
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    • Isn’t a baby due about 36 weeks though....?
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    • Wait Food Lion went out of business years ago.
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    • She’s on her period
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    • 39 week. Shut up. Just shut up.
      Run_MCID 29 jun
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    • Marry her
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    • DwayneBaker this is definitely going to be me except BLUE BELL
      kalexis97 29 jun
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    • Those gallon tubs of rainbow sherbet are fucking GAS
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    • That’s why you buy the groceries when your wife is pregnant
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    • lemme see her tits
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    • its okay to have ice cream for meals once in a while
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    • What's the problem?
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    • That's almost 10 months. Little late on the due date
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    • Those lollipops are fucking good though, to be quite honest, they're well worth how cheap they are
      VspTylore 28 jun
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    • She's pregnant Allright. - dad of 2 girls by now.
      kriss3d 27 jun
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    • You shouldn’t let your pregnant wife shop, the cravings WILL take over
      E_Money04 28 jun
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    • One of the many excellent reasons why I never want to be pregnant
      EdgeRuko 28 jun
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    • _Calvin_ 28 jun
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    • clovr literally gonna be you. I know it.
      Lythicus 30 jun
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    • Perfect
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    • WHAT!? ANOTHER PENNSYLVANIA FEATURE!?
      Colddawg 28 jun
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    • When the fuck did stocking get pregnant and married
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    • 39 weeks that overdue isn't it... i thought most pregnancies are suppose to be 35-36 weeks
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    • PorkSword missnay ThePunConnoisseur is this true? Y’all have kids.
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    • The pops are a nice touch
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    • Could've just said 10 month instead of sounding special
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    • Yeah. Dinner.
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    • Pringle’s and ice cream
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    • Mint chip tastes like toothpaste with crunch idc what you say
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    • So why did she go to the store instead of the person, or both of them?
      HeirRps 28 jun
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    • Is she sharing?
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    • Mint chocolate ice cream is overrated
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    • Not mint choclate chip mint and choclate is fine separately but not together man
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    • Ugh. Store brand
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    • That is really bad for the baby :(
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    • This is how you end up with a fat wife. Nobody wants a fat wife.
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    • "Pregnant"...... yeah right his wife is probably a 400lb fucking cow. We have no evidence to the contrary.
      noname00 28 jun
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    • I hate seeing shit like this. That's your child, you need to feed them nutritious food from the beginning and that means eating healthy while pregnant
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    • Why does being pregnant turn you into a retard.
      Iiao 28 jun
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    • so he let his basically full term pregnant wife drive to the store 🙃
      corrie 28 jun
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    • I fucking hate fat bitches
      jburna 28 jun
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    • MidnightInParis
      Visit my profile for sexy pictures 😛
      MidnightInParis 28 jun
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    • Are you sure she isn't just fat?.... women almost 9 months pregnant aren't suppose to be driving or making long trips...
      Xeshi 28 jun
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    • You're wife might be retarded
      chipple 28 jun
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    • Fat hoe
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    • She is very fat
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    • I hope she works that weight off
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    • Not disappointed
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    • I hope you said thank you!!! You will have her scare the crap out of you in the middle of the night if not.
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    • Pregnancy brain is funny my mom put the remote to the TV in the fridge and forgot about it for days
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    • Get the sealed shit so you don’t have risk of someone licking the ice cream
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    • Mint tho?
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    • Never had a cake pop, turker hill and any rainbow sherbet is the best
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    • That won't last me 2 weeks best
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    • TURKEY HILL THO
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    • Yep dinner
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    • Question are those huge tubs of ice cream any good? I'm sick of always running out of the stuff
      catlapp 1 jul
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    • Why do they say weeks thats already 9 months just say it
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    • Good choice on the sherbet
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    • You mean your obese wife
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    • That's a lit fucking dinner
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    • Am I allowed to marry someone whose married?
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    • I eat Ice cream cones raw
      Luxs 1 jul
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    • Wait why she going to the store for dinner at 39 weeks ? You want your baby born at the Kroger ? You want to hear my water broke and is boiling at the same time my guy
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    • Yeah, what about it? Dinner
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    • You respect that woman or I’m raising that goddess’s baby
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    • So she's all gross then
      sirstew10 30 jun
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    • And there’s nothing wrong with it
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    • Great, Halloween
      Anduan 30 jun
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    • Turkey hill is the best ice cream
      Himiko 30 jun
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    • Anyone else find it annoying when people say weeks instead of months ? Dude made me start doing math NO ONE makes me do math and gets away with it 😡
      Batsss 30 jun
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    • If i were the father I would’ve been like “fuck it *picks up spoon*”
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    • This is the asshole that's gonna talk about his 49 month old kid.
      b0bb 30 jun
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    • You sure she's pregnant and not just a fat ass?
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    • Don't disrespect mint chocolate chip ice cream
      Bronyious 30 jun
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