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    • Girls aren’t funny
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    • I straight up heard my ex gf talk like this to her kid while she was playing Xbox. All I could do was think about how much I missed my son and also how much I dodged a bullet on that one.
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    • On a serious note, your children don’t owe you shit. You bring a child into this world, you best be ready to give him your best. If not, don’t have kids.
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    • People who think this is real are dumb af
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    • Maybe dont be a cum dumpster and a baby won’t pop out 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    • I actually knew someone who thought this way though. She left him at home alone for two days straight. When my sister found out and told me, I called CPS and they took him away and placed him with his father. Then she had the audacity to be pissed at me. She just wanted that check.
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    • Remember when people used to talk about things? Now they call sombody who made one mistake "toxic" And put them out of their life completely. Those are the same people that take sick days three times a month because they need a "mental wellness day" Where they do nothing but watch Shane Dawson.
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    • I hope this is not true. This is how it starts, then we see headlines. "Mother throws 2 year old down the stairs because it won't stop crying"
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    • i think the sarcasm is pretty clear here
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    • I’m pretty sure this is a joke but if it isn’t help that child people
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    • You had the kid so it really is your job
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    • At this point, I'm surprised the child made it to 2 years old...
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    • I know a girl that’s literally just like this. She should not have had a child.
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    • Women thinking their jokes are somehow funny is really the joke here
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    • Can’t help being a Gemini
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    • It scares me sometimes that you need to remind ppl that parents are legally required to take care of their kids
      beesummoner a month
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    • “Why is your man staring at me man?!” “He’s a baby it’s what he does?” “Yo get your boy dawg!”
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    • Bet it's an anti vax parent also
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    • Wow you motherfuckers in this comment section are mentally disabled to not tell a joke
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    • Bruh, this one is so obviously a joke tweet, it hurts to read these comments
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    • Basic bitches: "Me as a parent 😂💀"
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    • Do people not realize we live in a world where this couldn't be a joke?
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    • There’s nothing wrong with having this mentality, just make sure to NOT ACTUALLY HAVE KIDS if you have this mentality. Save the earth from overpopulation a little.
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    • If you use the word toxic to describe anything but chemicals go fuck yourself
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    • Millennial parents be like
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    • Parents like that are absolutely disgusting
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    • Honestly now days I cant tell if this is a joke or not
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    • Why fathers are important. Cause their just a pay check to alot of moms; the kids and the daddy.
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    • She can’t help it guys she’s a Capricorn
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    • this how a lot of people seem to be nowadays
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    • “OMG you’re like totally fucking with my vibes with your toxic energy” sounds like one of those purple haired white girls who use words like “problematic” unironically
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    • Now if a guy posted this, im sure ifunny would think its hilarious.
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    • I have two little kids and yes I have hard days, but this is something I would NOT EVER post to the Internet... Offensive and not really funny... People might worry about parenting skills if we post how we emotionally really feel at times... PO💭
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    • Maybe you shouldn’t have let Jeff cum in you Haley you dumb bitch
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    • I'm sure this is a joke, but it's hard to tell bc a lot of parents actually seem to think that
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    • The very definition of entitlement culture
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    • I honestly don’t understand how so many of you guys can take this seriously
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    • If you don't want to deal with the kid you should have kept your legs closed. It became your job when you got screwed without somesort of birth control.
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    • You’re all fucking idiots “I hope it’s not true” head ass.
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    • You were the one who got nutted in and kept the baby. Hell yes you have to fuckin take care of it
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    • Woooow.....didnt know my mom had twiter.
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    • Anyone on ifunny still like Spider-Man?
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    • Why do people have kids if they can’t hack it. I’ve had so many girlfriends and hook ups. Played it safe. Never got a girl pregnant bc I knew I wasn’t at the right place to handle a kid yet
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    • god guys take a fucking joke
      erida a month
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    • Should’ve closed your legs, instead of being easy chippy
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    • Is it chill if I chill here?
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    • Yikes I didn’t realize iFunny was so filled with people who can’t take a joke 😶
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    • The amount of idiots here who don't realize this is a joke (including top comment) is really, really fucking concerning.
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    • If you say "toxic energy" or "vibe" unironically, you suck.
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    • My brother and his wife are like this.
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    • Well I mean you kinda created him so yeah, it is your job to take care of him.
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    • No one told you to sex
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    • Oh Gosh, I hope this is a joke, but I have a terrifying fear that it’s not
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    • I can see a person with a anime profile picture saying that
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    • Literally every single person in these comments doesn't know what a joke is
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    • yeah someone with an anime pfp definitely got the chance to make kids
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    • If a white dude posted this, you losers would be laughing your asses off
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    • Instagram models be like
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    • You know what else is funny? Womens Rights..
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    • People who unironically say shit like this are retarded. The same people who ask mfs what their sign is
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    • Fuckin freeloader. Get a job.
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    • The new Democrat Party option: abortion now available from conception through 3rd grade.
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    • Its YOUR crotch goblin. If you wanted to focus on yourself you should've used a damn condom. Bet ya didn't even vaccanate the lil goblin did ya?
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    • This is why most women can’t make jokes bc they go to far and aren’t funny
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    • This is what antivaxers sound like
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    • Lmao basically how these teen moms are.
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    • You owe that child everything..cause you were to lazy to use protection
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    • Hmmm... Must be an antivaxxination parent
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    • See, the sad thing is some parents actually feel this way
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    • This tweet is funny, y’all are just incels
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    • Ummmm, I’ll take care of him if you don’t want him. Some ppl shouldn’t be parents but they end up becoming one
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    • Should be kept your legs closed and the toddler wouldn't be there
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    • Just wait a couple days, the crying eventually ends
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    • When your a shit mother
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    • Fuck them kids
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    • It's a joke everyone calm down.
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    • Fucking entitled ass babies...like why they think they deserve special treatment??? Niggas better go put some fucking noodles in the pot if he hungry
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    • This the kind of bitch that demands child support and gives the father a hard time
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    • Half of millennial parents
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    • Definitely fake. They have an anime profile pic so that means they never got laid, so they couldn't have any children.
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