• my 14 year old daughter just
screamed FUCK and slammed her
bedroom door after learning she'll be
menstruating every month or so for
the next 30-40 years and i can't
blame her a bit
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    • Does anybody know when boys start menstruating? I almost 30 and haven’t had my first period yet
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    • Pro-tip : if u have a boner flex a muscle as hard as u can for 30 seconds and that shit will retract like a turtle getting smacked
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    • I got mine at 11. I was thrilled at first, because my best friend had hers a couple months ago, so I was determined to get mine too (started gaining weight to be 100lbs etc.) usually when you get your period for the first time it lasts 2 maybe 3 days. Mine lasted 8 days. Plus horrendous cramps. (1)
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    • So my family has this cool tradition that’s been around for as many generations as anyone can remember. When a young girl has her first blood, we have a moon party where the closest women in the family to the girl come over and we cook and sing and dance and welcome her to the sorority of womanhood1
      RLR10 14 jan
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    • Women are weak
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    • Just fucking cut out your ovaries.
      James_C 13 jan
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    • 14? Mine started when I was like 12. How does she not know what a period is yet??
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    • imagine getting your period at 14 lucky bitch I got it at 11
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    • Not gonna lie, I respect women for being able to handle that. Women described it to me as having diarrhea but not being able to let it out because you're at a church sermon and as soon as it ends another begins before you can leave so you gotta keep holding it.
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    • I honestly feel bad for women, I could not put up with that shit for that long
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    • Imagine posting porn for tc 🤡
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    • How did it take till 14? Do they not have sex Ed?
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    • She gets a pass on that f bomb
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    • All the guys in this comment section are beyond toxic towards women
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    • How have you let her get to 14 without telling her that would happen?
      lwpack 14 jan
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    • Maybe y'all shouldn't have took the apple
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    • I low key didn’t know it ever stopped, i thought girls have their period for life, i didn’t know it goes away when ur like 40/50
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    • Your daughter learned at 14? Bad parenting
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    • I’m so lucky to have a penis and not deal with all that shit
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    • I understand girls start at different ages, but you seriously didn't even WARN her about it until she was 14?
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    • Thank god for birth control that makes it easier to deal with if not gets rid of it completely
      GryffinTG 13 jan
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    • It’s only like 500 times..relax ladies
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    • Wait until she finds out that pregnancy is the “cure”. Hopefully she doesn’t take that route
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    • "Ew girls" Haha so funny. fuck outta here neckbeards
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    • My stupid ass read 'masturbating' at first like wtf
      Druggio 13 jan
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    • I had a falling out with my best friend in 6th grade because she got her period and she made fun of me for not having it yet. I remember when she told me I was jealous because she got hers first and I looked at her and said "why the hell would I want to deal with that" and she only got bitchier
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    • Mine started at 11 I’m now 15 and wish it started at 14 🙄
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    • Im so glad I have a penis
      Semjou 13 jan
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    • Nobody fucking cares.
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    • I don't normally cramp when I'm on my period, but for the past two days they've been so bad I've thrown up four times. I haven't left my scalding hot bath tub. Send help.
      Number13 15 jan
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    • ??? by 14 we were past periods and learning about sex already because everyone at the age already hit puberty
      smizealex 13 jan
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    • Thank god I have a penis
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    • Is that a fancy word for period or is that something else entirely? My health teacher sucked sorry
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    • Why is she learning this at 14 and "after" starting?
      Jvvayne32 15 jan
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    • She's 14 and only just learned this? You're a pretty shitty parent bro
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    • Well you can help stop that cycle for about 9 months...
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    • Fuck you lewdwaifu you cummy bottom boye, if I see another one of your God forbidden posts I will film myself eating my hands
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    • You let menstruation be a surprise to your teenage daughter who’s already got a million other things to deal with? Wtf?
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    • I don't understand what's the problem in masturbating every day?
      DerBloody 14 jan
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    • Welp it happens to the best of us
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    • She started at 14? Kinda late as far as I know as a man
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    • I can stop that for 9 months if you want me to
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    • Ovarian cysts rupturing every month makes it even worse (talking from experience) pain gets so bad I throw up
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    • Elsa and Anna wont be menstruating after I'm done with them.
      Fr0zen 13 jan
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    • Every girl who ever told me about her first period said they got it 9-11 this bitch is lucky saved 3 years worth of cash for someone
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    • bruh I’m 15 and I still haven’t gotten my damn period yet and even I know what a damn period is
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    • NCBuckets 13 jan
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    • I never get my period on a normal basis. I once went, might be wrong and less, three months without it and now it has been three and still going without. And I'm not pregnant as I'm 13 and never had sex
      Skye_256 13 jan
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    • Not if she gets pregnant
      Jethrow 13 jan
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    • Wait till she finds out about the misery of menopause that will come next
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    • Shouldn’t have eaten the apple hoe
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    • MrsChiTea 13 jan
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    • If you want i can stop it for 9 months free of charge (i'm not a ped o holy fuck its a joke)
      Necrotix 13 jan
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    • Isn’t that a little late to start?
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    • Just knock her up to give her 9 months of relief
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    • I got mine at 9.
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    • Lol mine started when I was 9
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    • PorkSword 13 jan
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    • She just now learned that?
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    • 14? Lucky as hell. I know some people who started at 10. Periods are bullshit
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    • "I can bleed for 7 days and live" ok bitch how far can you squirt
      Porchnoon 13 jan
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    • She’s just now learning that at 14?...
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    • Women dont exist
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    • Yeah I'm on year 27....... I'm over it.
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    • Let me get her pregnant
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    • Yes, but let’s not forget that this absolutely did not happen.
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    • Yeah let’s tweet about it that’ll make her feel better
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    • Assuming you’re buying just pads and nothing else including pain meds for it, and you’re buying lower end pads, you’re spending roughly $14000 in a lifetime on pads as a female. Ain’t that a bitch. And that’s assuming you also only have it for 40 years.
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    • When I got my first period I had a full leg cast on and my parents had to cut my panties off me so I wouldn't get blood on the cast
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    • The first time I learned about it I felt really sick. Turns out I have a phobia haha. When I learned about the reproductive system in depth in nursing classes I almost passed out and I couldn’t remember how to breathe.
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    • Learned about menstruation at 14? WTF?
      Chosen11 14 jan
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    • Isn’t 14 a little old to Learn about periods?
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    • I got mine at 10. Nothing is worse than the hormones. They make you feel depressed and angry all at once and you have to pretend you’re fine. Along with cramps. It sucks
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    • The post is implying that she had just got her period and experienced it for the first time at 14. Not that she *learned* about periods at 14. It's saying that she realizes that it can be uncomfortable, hurt, and messy and that she's now gonna have to deal with that every month for a long time
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    • I mean there is a way to stop them. But she’ll need to wait a few years
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    • It sucks for girls but both have their respective pros and cons.
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    • Yes this totally happened
      Alixer 13 jan
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    • Haha late bloomer
      mae3156 13 jan
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    • Ovum 13 jan
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    • She just learnin that eh?
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    • Small price to pay for living on easy mode
      wuhsuh 13 jan
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    • The kitchen will keep her company
      NB202 13 jan
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    • But I bet if a boy gets kicked in the nuts and yells fuck he’s gonna get smacked by both parents
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    • Give me one night and I can make it stop for 9 months
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    • She can get spayed and it'll stop
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    • She's starting a little late but alright
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    • That moment when your a boy and can’t relate
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    • This is like, the eighth time this exact tweet was featured.
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    • Or she could just have both of her ovaries removed. Sure, she’ll never have children, but some people might do it.
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    • Tmi
      Erthalboi 13 jan
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    • Mom said it's my turn on top comment
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