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    • I take hot showers and then switch to cold for the last five minutes
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    • Ok, so hear me out. In the Phineas and Ferb movie they create a dimensional portal device that sets off the whole movie and they have also created some of the most powerful superweapons known to man. Phineas and Ferb would obviously be able to murder thanos with absolute ease using the arsenal of de
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    • Have you ever just took a hot shower then switched to cold it feels so good
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    • I like cold showers because they make my dick shrink and I can tuck it up and pretend I’m my sister then I pop a sick boner and bang myself and pretend I’m banging my sister ya dig?
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    • Who wants to get out of the shower with their dick shrunk down to nothing?
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    • I take cold showers everyday, master race bois
      Zuul a month
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    • So it's best to switch them each day then
      SirLight 24 apr
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    • What the hell are toxins
      Gotha 24 apr
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    • The "anti depresent" is hetting my attention
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    • I can tell you haven't had to work in a humid, sweltering and filthy warehouse all day then. That cold water is godsent.
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    • I take showers hotter than any layer of hell, I'm calling bullshit on "reduces anxiety"
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    • Just take cold showers in the morning and hot showers at night
      rnasturbate a month
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    • Cold showers don’t feel like they actually clean your body.
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    • Hot water doesn’t relax your muscles it’s cold water
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    • This is gonna sound awful but they say if you get a sunburn take a really hot shower, or as hot as you can handle, and then put lotion on right afterward. Idk how but it helps.
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    • take a hot water shower and then at the end when you’re done cleaning rinse yourself with cold water
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    • What’s a shower?
      MAZinMAZout a month
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    • Shiiit, no wonder im depressed, never taken a cold shower in my life
      t0mmy9093 25 apr
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    • You're telling me cold showers are supposed to HELP with depression?
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    • My junk is small enough as it is - i ain't fkn takin a cold shower - they'll just disappear.
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    • Hot water: “opens pores and cleans skin”...well, isnt that the whole purpose of a shower
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    • Take two showers at the same time. I'm talking two shower heads one with hot and one with cold. You will be immune to everything at that rate
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    • “Reduces hair loss” oh so that’s why I’m 18 and balding
      Nazarene 23 apr
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    • I take medium showers, it makes it so I can talk to ghosts
      ArenSpace 22 apr
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    • Removes toxins from the skin is bs. Any time you hear someone talking about toxins it’s usually made up
      Imuntz 22 apr
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    • There’s always ‘those two’ temperatures in the shower where the water is perfectly warm but not molten hot or perfectly cool but not tank top in the arctic cold
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    • Even tho im not scared of the ocean or sharks or anything related (I love diving) everytime I take a cold shower and close my eyes I think I'm at the lake or the ocean and it scares the shit out of me idk why lol
      Meh777 22 apr
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    • This is bullsgit cold water doesn't reduce hair loss and hot water doesn't release "toxins"
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    • I've tried cold showers. Definitely a good energizer
      DeeJay3ever a month
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    • Cold water actualy helps muscles more than hot bc of the waste build up that makes you feel stif is removed faster with frostier temps. They also have a freezer for athletes like lebron for when he needs to feel looser and much more agile.
      merkmuisic a month
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    • I love cold showers lol
      robertgg89 a month
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    • You're supposed to start off with cold so you can rinse off any dirt or grime that could get in you pores. Then use hot to open up pores to clean them thoroughly then switch to cold to close the pores back up. Why does no one know how to shower?
      EyePie a month
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    • If cold showers make me less depressed, then shit I’ll take cold showers
      SoggyTurd a month
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    • So what does warm water do?
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    • Im floridian and take cold showers , soo im technechly mastering both elements
      thatwokeboi a month
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    • Maybe we're all depressed because we don't take cold showers
      LimLimBeans a month
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    • Can we make one of these graphs. Sativa and indica
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    • I’ll stick my head in cold water to wake myself up but will not take a shower
      colton799 24 apr
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    • I have acne so I always take a hot shower and then towards the end switch to cold to close my pores
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    • I take cold showers even in the winter
      Jayrawdog 24 apr
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    • Sativa vs Indica
      slacototh 24 apr
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    • I know nobody cares, but taking cold showers consistently will make you feel great. Plus your ability to deal with being cold goes way up (helpful if you live in a cold place)
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    • I start hot and end cold
      Hunigurl 24 apr
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    • Cold shower at the end is the best before going to bed, just gotta be gritty and get it ice cold
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    • How do I take both at the same time?
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    • Cold showers are great wym
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    • It dosent need to be UNGODLY cold it just has to be a little cooler than room temp
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    • There are no “toxins” in the skin that can be drawn out. That’s a scam created by spas. The pass they use are fake. Put water on it and you’d see
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    • A hot shower doesn't reduce inflammation it reduces tension....that should be in the cold shower section.
      Pfpisme 24 apr
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    • So what do warm showers do then? Does everything just cancel out? Also “hot” and “cold” in this context is subjective
      GameStop 24 apr
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    • Cold ones also makes ur pe pe soft
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    • It reduces anxiety that’s why i take two hour hot showers
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    • But what if it said your mom was gay?
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    • Where my cold water gang at
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    • Hot water doesn't reduce swelling.... It does the opposite
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    • I used to take cold showers, but then I started taking hot showers
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    • After working out or running, a cold shower feels WAY better than a warm show. Then again, not sure many people on this app actually work out lol
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    • But what’s the temp required for the benefits of the cold side? Cause no chance anyone can go on the coldest setting and survive an entire shower
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    • Cold: stimulates anti depressant hormone. Me: at last, i found a way out.
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    • Only way I'd take a cold shower is if it would kill me because otherwise fuck that.
      Vaarune 23 apr
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    • The hottest setting is still not hot enough for me
      Stacyy08 23 apr
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    • I’ve got eczema. And I’ve been advised not to take hot showers, because it causes flare ups. But sometimes, fuck it. Stress reducing is required.
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    • How does a cold shower prevent colds?
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    • What about the hot magma fire spewing showers my wife takes?
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    • Start hot, rinse cold
      Necrozma 23 apr
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    • You, a basic bitch: Showers with hot water. Me, an intellectual: Showers with cold water, and cries in the fetal position every night.
      clingoni 23 apr
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    • Ok so which one today anxiety or depression?🤔
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    • Toxins are bs, they aren't real
      Zander576 22 apr
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    • One is obviously more superior than the other, cold showers cant even compete
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    • I LITERALLY take almost boiling hot showers, I love the feeling of it, I've gotten used to it that I don't feel the burn anymore.
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    • Aggred if the hot said death, I would still take showers so hot that they give me a heat rash every single time.
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    • The nasal decongestion bit only lasts as long as you're in the shower... help
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    • Taking a cold showers is literally self torture
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    • Always wondered why my hair falls out so damn much in the shower
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    • Hot water also simulates the warmth of another human being, which is why it also helps with depressive episodes. When spent the day feeling lonely, run a warm bath, get a pizza and a cold drink, and just soak to some good music or YouTube playing on the side.
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    • Cold showers: prevents colds
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    • Dude hot showers just relaxes you so much that you forget why you're there
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    • As someone who regularly takes ice baths, I can attest to the fucking supernatural calming powers of freezing water
      d4ddyy 22 apr
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    • Dude I love cold water showers, especially in the summertime when you come in from sweatin your balls off and you just need to cool down really quick
      Dimeselmo 22 apr
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    • My skin is always red and hot after my showers
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    • Damn I really need to get the cold shower perks without taking a cold shower
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    • “Cold water showers prevent colds”. Sounds wrong, but I’m not a doctor. Think it would cause the opposite
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    • I'll be real taking cold showers sometimes can actually be pretty nice... I'm not talking about like just going hard on only the fucking knob that does cold water you fucking heathen like make it slightly colder than maybe look warm or hell make it even colder than that, it's pretty nice my guy
      Dieu_fgt 22 apr
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    • I start with a hot shower and end with a cold scrub
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    • It's bad for like the first 10 seconds but totally worth it on occasion
      Luco5 22 apr
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    • False. Cold showers make me more depressed because all I keep thinking is, why didnt you pay the electric bill you stupid bitch?
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    • If you take cold showers then you are a psychopath
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    • I take cold showers during the summer and hot ones during the winter
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    • Morning=cold showers to wake you up Evening =hot showers to relax you for bed
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    • It doesn’t even say that hot showers are bad, what is everyone getting so hot and heavy for??
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    • I really want tc so
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    • "Removes toxins" Get that new age hippie bullshit out of my face.
      KangaRo 22 apr
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    • Stimulates anti-depression hormones? Shiiiit nigga, that’s all you had to say!
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    • Here is a simpler version. Cold showers: tighten skin which make it difficult for soap to clean any acne and dirt and any oils. Hot showers: expand the skin making cleaning easier which is the whole point of a fucking shower
      Logan9913 22 apr
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    • Hot showers make me sweat, so I feel worse than before I showered.
      JagWar93 22 apr
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    • In high school they made cross country runners take ice baths so I played soccer
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    • Reminds me of a joke. A group of dudes are talking about showers. And one them says "oh, the girl I share my apartment with takes cold showers." One of the others asks why, and if their are any health benefits to it. And the dude says he doesn't know, so the other guys says "didn't you ask her when
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