• my gf's skillet was looking kind of
greasy soi went ahead and put it in
the dishwasher for her. honestly one
of my favorite parts of dating is doing
little things like this for her Joyner Kelley
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    • You put my cast iron shit in a dishwasher I'll put you in a fucking shredder
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    • Not just southern women, the entire cast iron cooking world will hunt you down and beat you with that ski1let that you just ruined.
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    • EXPLANATION: Cast iron cookware is porous. To prevent food from sticking, the cookware must first be "seasoned" with oil. Therefore, you want a little grease to remain in those tiny pores, so don't wash it with soap. The heat will ki11 any bacteria living in the grease.
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    • alright, you can't put it in the dishwasher and you can't put soap on it, but you can still clean it, that thing looks dirty as hell, 0 points for proper cast iron maintenance
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    • Everything cooked in it will taste slightly like soap after that
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    • Rinse off what you can, scrub genttly with soapless water, dry completely, add a tbsp or two of olive oil, use napkin to coat entire cooking side, set on stove at medium-high until it starts to smoke just a little, then let it cool
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    • Good thing its clean. Now it won't get grease all over your face when she's beating you with it.
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    • You clean cast iron with salt, water and steel wool and then oil and heat it. Makes it sterile and keeps all flavors.
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    • I have three and hide them...I’ll kick you in the shin if you touch my iron..
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    • Whoop his ass
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    • how to die in the south in 1 easy step
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    • How to make all your meals taste like soap with one easy step
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    • Son you about to get hit over the head by everyone who owns one with a cast iron.
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    • They're so easy to clean why the hell did he have to ruin all that seasoning.
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    • Okay did he fuck up? Yes, yes he did. But bless his little heart, the dumby didn’t know any better. He was trying to do something nice and next thing he knows he fucked up.I’d be ticked off but I’d have to push it down cuz it’s like when a little kid accidentally breaks something trying to clean up-
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    • I’m a teenage dude someone explain it to me I’m autistic
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    • Bro, I'm a dude from the south and wanna hit him in his mouth
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    • Bro she’s straight up going to kiII you
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    • BITCH NOOOO
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    • You can wash cast iron, you can use soap, you can scrub it. If you properly season it the oil polymerizes forming a tough nonstick layer. If you’re an idiot you let rancid fat and oil sit on it and rot.
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    • This hurt me on another level
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    • Welcome to watchmojo and today we are counting down the top 10 ways to get k/lled in the south
      _AD_ 4 aug
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    • The HORROR!!! 😵
      missnay 4 aug
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    • Southern women? Any self respecting human being on the planet more like
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    • If you have anything cast iron that you cook with you have to season your pan. To do it i like to first scrub it with salt and oil first gently and let it sit for a bit. Then rinse and dry and use a neutral oil with a high smoke point (so no olive or coconut oil. Use canola or veg oil) put (cont
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    • Alton Brown will appear at the foot of your bed with malicious intent
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    • I would destroy a mf ass if they fucked with my cast iron
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    • Ben died suddenly the very next morning
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    • Dated a chick that greeted me at the door with my, at that moment, rusty cast iron and the explanation of," I washed it idk what happened". And the next day I was single and happy.
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    • Why not put them in the dishwasher? I've never done it because it's been drilled in my head not to, but what exactly happens?
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    • I was raised washing the cast iron sk1llet and greasing it with shortening afterward. I just moved into my first actual place with my gf and i got her a cast iron sk1llet, we checked the manufacturers cleaning instructions and they said to do exactly what I've been doing forever.
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    • Cast iron doesn't get washed
      Doobency 5 aug
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    • Fact you do not put cast iron in the dish washer it will rust
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    • You put soap in my cast iron pans and I will beat your ass with them.
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    • SOAP DOES NOT WASH AWAY THE PROTECTIVE LAYER IT IS A COMMON MYTH EVERYONE BELIEVES
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    • Classic yankees don't know shit about food
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    • He didn't know, chill out. He's a guy.
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    • “You mean attributing a mundane object of my everyday life to the arbitrary region where I’m from is retarded and will just make me look like an ass when I insinuate someone from Pennsylvania has never heard of let alone could own a seasoned iron ski1let?”
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    • It takes no effort at all to re season a cast-iron sk1llet...
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    • Why would you do that 😱
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    • You fuckin humans when will you transend from being nutrient suckers? Produce your own nutrients loosers
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    • I love my cast iron pans
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    • Blasphemy!!
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    • She'll hurt you alright, with the pan you decided to wash...
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    • Oof
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    • *and get hit with the pan*
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    • Cast iron is the superior cooking implement
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    • You fool! You absolute dingbat! You've endangered us all!
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    • Bruhhhhhh. I hate it when my girl does this. Because she doesn't even dry it immediately after it's done. How many times do I have to tell her that metal rust with water. Fuck!!!!. Just wash it in the sink and dry it. daamm what's so hard to understand. Then it's my fault because I don't wash it.
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    • It hurts my brain to look at this picture
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    • Don’t fuck with a pan’s season like that
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    • Cursed image
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    • Oh god. The rust. The flavor. Please stop existing
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    • Cover the rust spots with a ton of salt, and then get a potato, cut it in half, wet the potato, scrub pan thoroughly. This is how you get rid of rust on cast iron.
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    • All you need to clean it is some water and a paper towel :/
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    • That is just painful to see. All that seasoning gone to waste smh
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    • Someone explain why this is bad before I accidentally ruin my life by doing it
      luhFella 5 aug
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    • Anyone from the south. This is a war we’d actually win
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    • Y'all are dumb as fuck. If you DO season it right, you can wash it with soap and water fine. Y'all gross as hell, not cleaning your shit cause you don't know how to season it right. Nasty
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    • He was trying his best to do something nice. Leave the man alone :(
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    • the real sin wasnt cleaning it, it was putting it in a dish washer
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    • Before you put it away, rub it with oil so it doesn’t rust :(
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    • The next day, the motherfucker was dead
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    • I will take that pan and flatten your face with it
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    • My mom loves her skiIIet honestly probably more than me. If I did this to her she would beat me to death with it
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    • Im confused, why is this bad?
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    • Scrub it bro that’s a cast iron pan... I f*ckin love these.
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    • Points for making an effort at least but she's gonna whoop him for that one
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    • Id be so damn pissed
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    • If you never wash your cast iron you're disgusting. Wash it. Season it. Put it back in the cabinet.
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    • All I know is: he ded
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    • I bet the damn thing was seasoned, not greasy, not dirty, SEASONED
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    • How to get smacked the fuck up 101.
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    • Fucking dumbass
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    • uh oh
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    • Dude no one would blame her if she ended it with you
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    • Never put cast iron in the dishwasher
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    • If the damn thing is ruined by water and soap then why the hell does anyone buy them? Why would you use cast iron for anything? And even then why would you not spray it with a high pressure stream of strontium bicarbonate?
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    • You want to tell him or should I
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    • OOOOOOFFFFF
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    • Noooooo, you never put soap on cast iron
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    • You never put castiron into a dishwasher, you fill it with water, boil it, wipe and reseason it then put away
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    • NOOOOO
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    • I have used dish soap and a soft sponge on the same cast iron pan for years and haven’t ever had any problems, gets out the cooking grease and leftover food particles, leaves the seasoning intact
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    • There goes a $45 pan
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    • Let a bitch wash my tortilla pan 😂
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    • What’s wrong with this
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    • I used soap on one of these yesterday... What's gonna happen?
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    • Im still gonna wash my pan and oil it up afterwards because im not gonna use a fucking crusty pan that's nasty y'all nasty
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    • If you don’t hand wash cooking pots and pans you are just lazy plain and simple
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    • I'm not southern but I'm about to hurt you
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    • His girlfriend IS the dishwasher
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    • Mmm, gotta love that soapy taste.
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    • Lesson of today, don’t put cast iron in the dishwasher...
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