• Movie "You slept with her"
9 year old me Damn he laid beside
her and went to sleep
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    • Lmao this is fucking accurate, I was always confused as a kid bc "why is it a big problem when adults take a nap together"
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    • I hate this misunderstanding. I remember once saying I wanted to sleep with someone and this asshole kid overheard and decided to tell the whole school I’d have sex with anyone and my virgin ass just wanted to know the comfort of falling asleep next to another human being
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    • When I was little, I had no idea that “drinking and driving” was about alcohol, I thought it was illegal to drink anything while driving, so I started crying when my mom sipped her soda after buying me McDonald’s bc I thought she was gonna go to jail
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    • I lied! Don't let that sink in!
      Cumpoop 9 jul
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    • Wait is that not what it means to sleep with someone? What have my parents been doing to their bosses this whole time?
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    • I used to think that when you get married is when you get pregnant and I was always so confused with single moms and just thought they were special
      ImMeta 9 jul
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    • I thought sex was laying on top of eachother like a stack for the longest time.
      amm6r 9 jul
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    • i used to think to get pregnant two people had to kiss while the woman swallowed an (chicken) egg whole and if the egg broke the baby would die
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    • Back in preschool we had this wood little tower in the play room and if we were good we could sleep up there well I slept up there with a girl and I made sure I didn’t touch her because I heard if u touched a girl when she was sleeping then u got her pregnant
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    • It's wierd to me how y'all learned about stuff. I was raised in a fairly innocent, pretty sheltered environment where sex was always treated as a very careful thing, not to be take lightly or joked about, and no cursing or other dirty humor. But I knew about sex and what it was when I was like, 7
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    • When I was little I uses to think that black people got their colour from eating black crayons
      c1n1 9 jul
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    • When I was little I thought sex was the same as making out but you just do it naked.
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    • I always knew what sex was but i didnt know it could be used for pleasure u til i got older.
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    • When I was 9 my mom told me I would never sleep with a girl until I was 18. Then the next day I fell asleep watching a movie with a girl and ran upstairs in front of her mom and my mom saying I had just slept with a girl.
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    • i used to think babies came from when two people slept in the same bed and kissed and somehow the saliva swapping like merged the dna and made a baby
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    • Tomio 9 jul
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    • Let that sink in
      Cumpoop 9 jul
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    • When I was in 2nd grade everyone was freaking out about how Brittany Spears apparently slept with her cousin. My friends and I talked about it at lunch like “I don’t know what the big deal is?? I sleep with my cousin all the time”
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    • iFunny will literally feature every post by daquan if it ends up on iFunny
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    • S I N K
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    • In elementary school, some girl called me gay to insult me for whatever the fuck I was doing/did and I had no clue what it meant so I asked my mom and she said she didn’t know so we should look it up and the first definition was happy so I went back to the girl the next day and said that I was (1/2)
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    • I thought I lost my innocence. But I made a sex joke the other day and didn’t realize it. As a kid I thought it meant sleeping next to a person too
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    • Y’all like my new pet?
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    • I never use the term sleeping together it sounds childish
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    • What if you actually SLEEP with someone? You can’t say you slept with them, so what do you say
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    • i thought women got pregnant when they “kissed the bride” at a wedding
      _nyah 11 jul
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    • When I was a little kid I thought sex was just sleeping in the same bed naked
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    • “U SLEPT WITH MY WIFE” Me not knowing what’s wrong with sleeping in the same bed
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    • I have a guitar student in 6th grade. I explained what a roadie was when he brought up groupies. I asked if he knew what a groupie was. He said they are obsessed and sleep with the band. I was impressed and said wow you are right. His response after was why do they want to sleep next them so bad?😂
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    • I love these comments
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    • It’s because this every time I say I sleep with my dog every body looks wierd
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    • MOMMYZEN
      MOMMYZEN 9 jul
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    • Yoooo congrats on the feature 🥳
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    • First time I ever saw porn was when I was 4. Now that I think about it, That probably had a psychological effect on me.
      Salicrose 10 jul
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    • Why’s a 9 year old saying damn
      ZMG_ 10 jul
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    • Wait that isn't what that means?
      hsndge 9 jul
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    • Ngl, I kinda want a remastered gta sa
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    • Same with the word "drinking". Like "Me and my friends went out drinking last night and got hammered" I'm like Hey I drink things too like water, milk, juice. I drink all the time
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    • So hot right
      Jerando 10 jul
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    • Yo I used to think getting wet was from taking baths and showers and for the longest time I would just say "oh yeah, I'm so wet, just got out of the shower!" Not knowing I was meaning one thing and the recipient was taking it as something different. Also I was abused as a child. K bye
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    • i am 21 and thats still what i mean
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    • That reminds of the scene in family guy where quagmire has a thought bubble pulling a chain of balls lmao
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    • I rather do that
      jakefinn 9 jul
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    • TheWD_40 9 jul
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    • Deadass wanna get a girlfriend and sleep with her, nothing sexual just some good wholesome cuddles under the blanket as we fall asleep in each other's arms.
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    • Autauga 9 jul
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    • I used to think people didnt need to get naked to have sex cause I thought it was just all about the kissing
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    • Honestly thought this was it! Also thought that if you peed inside of a girl she will get preggers. Ha younger me was stupid
      ManManKun 12 jul
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    • I don’t remember ever thinking that way. I always just glossed over that fact until I was old enough to understand
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    • Can't have any premarital handholding on my Christian Minecraft server
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    • I used to think people got pregnant when they wanted to. I didn’t think they had to have sex like they do in movies or adult films.
      erica2047 12 jul
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    • I was scared to make my barbies kiss naked because for some reason in my mind I thought it would make me pregnant.
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    • The fantasy of a incel in their mid 20’s
      vys12 12 jul
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    • I didnt sleep with him there was no sleep involved! 😏
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    • When I was a kid I though pregnancies just happened. People would talk down on teen pregnancy and I sat there like "its not their fault, just bad luck".
      LankyLost 11 jul
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    • Literally thought it was illegal to share a bed with the opposite sex unless you were married. Thought this until sex ed in fourth grade when the teacher referred to sex as "sleeping together"
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    • 9? I knew what sex was when I was 6. Mind you I did grow up with some not very good friends
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    • I don't know what sleeping means
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    • I never thought to think beyond because, let's face it, it'd just be awesome to sleep next to a naked partner
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    • I thought people getting pregnant was just completely random and could happen at any time
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    • I knew what sex was, I just never understood how pregnancy happened from it
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    • Wait I thought it was like that tho lol until now. Damn I’m dumb
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    • Okay.. why did I know this stuff so early. I don’t remember not knowing.
      Hunoonl 11 jul
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    • I used to think that babies came out of the belly button
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    • I would snuggle with my mom in her bed when I was little and wondered why my brothers giggled when I said I slept with my mom
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    • Literally
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    • When I was in first grade this one girl always wore skirts and would tell me to look under the play table and she would flash her pussy at me. I feel like a creep that I still remember it visually.
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    • Lmao when I was 10, some random said “I can make you wet baby” on Woozworld(?) and I said “But I don’t have a pool”
      TomatoBV 10 jul
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    • I remember learning about sex and thinking "oh no, I hope they just rub their privates together and he doesn't actually put it inside, that would hurt!"
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    • I grew up very innocent and thought girls had dicks until 7th grade I used to think sex was very aggressive making out but while in bed
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    • I cant remember a time not knowing what sex was. I found my parents limewire downloads at a very young age
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    • MAN! I thought I was for sure the only one for sure that thought that was weird
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    • BorgarMan 10 jul
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    • I thought sex was hugging in underwear
      Yoshika77 10 jul
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    • “Mom when did they event colour?” After seeing a black and white movie
      Gutz5 10 jul
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    • Dumb ass 9 year old
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    • Eh I mean as a kid I knew married people slept in the same bed... So for someone to sleep in the bed with someone other than their husband/wife was bad.
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    • when i was a toddler i couldn't tell the difference between bees or flies and called either of them dumbleflies for the longest time
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    • I’m 14.....
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    • Me still lol
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    • I thought this until I was like 14
      Owly 10 jul
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    • When I was little I thought marriage was a ritual to tell god that you wanted a baby
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    • With a bowl of kraft Mac and cheese
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    • Every time I would hear that term I used to think it was normal... I used to say yeah I’ve slept with my brothers, my sister and my parents.. what’s the big deal? lol
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    • Were people actually this innocent?
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    • Nowadays 9 year olds are so fucking mature, like I’m just taking to my co counselor about her non-existent sex life and then one of the campers overheard, and we’re like or your too young for this, and he’s straight up more knowledgeable in it then this girl.
      0btuse 10 jul
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    • No sleeping next to each other until marriage
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