• Most apex predators will not attack a human unless
provoked, cornered, treatened or starving. Predators
cannot risk injury, you can't hunt while you heal and
you can't heal if you starve. They're most likely going
to look at you and decide you are not worth the risk
and effort.
Large prey animals, however, do not evaluate things
this way. If a moose feels threatened, it doesn't start
calculating whether to risk injury. They will flee if they
can but fight if they must death is inevitable but it
will take you down with it if at all possible.
Awild boar, however, does not give a shit. They just
want you dead.
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    • Wasps are the same. They do not want to eat you, and they don’t see you as a threat. Their desire for violence is unquenchable. They crave murder. And you will be stung.
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    • This post was written by someone who just got chased 3 miles through the woods by a wild boar.
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    • which is exactly why you must stay strapped against 30-50 of them
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    • Ok I’ll explain, so when we were coding the fauna we realized some servers (Europe) had less threats than others (Australia) so we just dropped the boar in those places, but we didn’t really feel like spending the time to give it a complex reaction system so we just.... If(See: Human) {run: forward}
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    • The first rule of the hunt is make sure you aren't the prey.
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    • I have been summoned
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    • 30-50 feral hogs
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    • A wild boar will devour your corpse.
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    • Fun story: I have relatives who breed specialty elk with giant antlers on their property and they charge people to hunt them. But they also have these packs of huge wild boar on the property that are too tough to be brought down by normal weapons. They're practically impossible to exterminate, so 1/
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    • Orca whales are smart enough to know not to mess with humans cuz they know we can finna merk them. That’s why cha’ll never heard of an orca whale incident cuz there never have been one
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    • Cept polar bears... They hunt humans.
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    • Favorite animal is an elephant. Y'all all probably know by now that elephants look at us the same way we look at puppies. They think we're incredibly cute when we're not poaching them. I love elephants soooooo much!
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    • That’s why you hunt them. With a machine gun. From a helicopter.
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    • Honey Badgers will attempt to overthrow an entire nation singlehandedly, just because there's a wasps nest they wanna fuck with but it's on your land.
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    • Wolverines don’t care.
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    • Hence why in Florida, you're allowed to put a minigun on the door of a helicopter to hunt boars
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    • A boar can take several gunshot wounds to the vitals before even slowing down. They are terrifying to encounter alone
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    • Wild pigs are probably the most directly dangerous animal to a person in north America
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    • Boars are fucking dicks
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    • Levi_USMC 22 jul
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    • Same with honey badger, honey badger don’t give a shit
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    • And this guys just vibing
      bam0217 21 jul
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    • Humans. Humans and wild boar
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    • Two of my friends tried to tell me sharks eat people if they get ‘hungry enough’. I told them they MIGHT attack you if you’re on a surfboard or bleeding but nah. 47 Meters Down really be confusing people huh
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    • Me my cousin and uncle were riding in a offroad park on some single track. At one point i wrecked and we decided to chill for a sec so i could catch my breath. While we had the bikes off we heard wild boar down the mountain. So we got back on the trail and at a wooded part we ran into the hogs(1)
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    • Autauga 21 jul
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    • What about young bulls? I had one who kept trying to charge me when my back was turned i would turn around and he would stop mid charge
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    • Boars are 2 dimensional. Jump. Or, preferably, climb a tree like the monkey you are. From that vantage point, throw things.
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    • Carry a .300 Blackout AR. Always.
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    • Apex predators lmao we are the apex predators
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    • Honeybadgers do not care either. They attack anything that moves. Bee stings, porcupine quills, and animal bites rarely penetrate their skin. If horses, cattle, or Cape buffalos intrude upon a honey badger's burrow, it will attack them.
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    • So sir why do you need a 50. Hmg?
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    • Moose also don't give a flip. They're vicious
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    • Where I live in Arkansas has a lot of wild boar and my biggest fear is coming face to face with a mammoth of one. Especially unarmed. 300-400 pounds of just pure hatred coming at you? Might as well just say your prayers Bc they won’t stop until you’re just a stain. I’d rather face a black bear
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    • The reason why these animals don't go after humans is because we hunted the ones who did into extinction. Also, with strict hunting laws, they're coming back.
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    • If you see a wild polar bear, you're a dead man walking.
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    • Bring it you pumba lookin bitch
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    • When i was 15 me and my friend were walking to the deer stand when a huge 500+ lb male boar charges at. I dodged like a piss boy, but not TJ. No, he jumped on this huge boar's back and stabbed it through the neck with his knife then twisted it to break its neck. Like wtf
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    • Dude a mountain lion will straight up attack and eat you if they think they can.
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    • Moose, wild boars, wolverines.
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    • Very true. When I was boar hunting on a Texas farm (the boar are an invasive species that cause billions in agricultural dmg) the farmer told a story of how he went looking for one and it got up and flung him into the air and gashed open his entire thigh and he had to be airlifted to the hospital.
      Ifitty 24 jul
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    • Doesn't provoked cover all 3 of the following cases
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    • Fuck around and find out
      squirm 24 jul
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    • Moose will stance up to you as soon as they see you are too close. They will not run
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    • Ghost of tsushima
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    • Anybody got the hog map
      RyguyG 24 jul
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    • I thought it was about Apex Legends at first
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    • Feral pigs are usually very reasonable animals, but they just fuckin snap sometimes. I’ve seen dozens of them, sows and boars alike, and SOMETIMES, they just decide to charge, which sends my ass up the nearest climbable tree. Sows are more predictable because they only do it when they have piglets.
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    • Treatened? .........Dead ass, have I been spelling it wrong?
      xNeo 23 jul
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    • What about Bpex predators? They get no respect.
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    • Are you stupid. Most apex predators ambush prey that weakend or alone. Humans are always in groups and loud as fuck. It is like doordash from an ambulance something isn't right in this scenario.
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    • Firing a 12 gauge while balls deep in a squealing hog
      Soupshoes 23 jul
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    • I’ve been charged by a hog shits scary
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    • I got into an argument once with a vegan.. they were trying to make the argument that ki11ing is always bad and there is no reason for it. I actually used the argument of wild boar and other invasive species... those things are nasty/destructive/breed fast as hell. You gotta thin them out
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    • Bro I was out hunting mule deer with my brother, we split for a sec, i was walking the tree line, bigass boar comes out strutting doesn't notice me, had a 30-06 &9mm, i froze, then he saw me... mother fucker ran off i was a lil scared thought it would attack me, got the deer tho
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    • Someone just left Florida!!!
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    • Polar bears are the only animals that actively hunt humans
      Danish224 23 jul
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    • Why does everyone forget the hellspawn honey badgers
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    • Hoglins man
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    • Nah gators will snatch you whenever they feel like it. They don’t need a reason. You just gotta look tasty enough to make it worth the effort
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    • Moose are assholes. They'll meander into your yard, shit in your drive way and attack your car for no reason and then walk off.
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    • Maybe it's because someone finally stayed on topic? They didn't twist it into some stupid shit.
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    • During OSUT at fort benning, when we did advanced land nav solo at night, it was nerve racking as hell when you would hear the wild boar start to run by you and around you and you just start running through the woods because fuck that
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    • Truth. Sho0t all boars
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    • Because boars don't hunt
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    • I read the first sentence while thinking of apex legends and immediately called bull
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    • Humans are the apex predator
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    • You act like a Polar Bear is some fictional creature
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    • Hogs can and will eat anything, and you can’t do anything to stop them.
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    • A grizzly bear just looks at you like “can I eat that thing ?? I think I can eat that thing”
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    • Boars are fucking vicious
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    • This is fucking annoying, it’s wild PIG bore is the male and females, which are called “sows” are just as aggressive
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    • Javelinas are fucking terrifying
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    • What about bears you may ask? Grizzlies will plant their child in front of you and accuse you of threatening it. It will then proceed to mauling you
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    • Hippos
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    • And then there’s the honey badger....
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    • hippos too
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    • Winged Spears were made for boar hunting because they were known to continue running up the shaft after being stabbed from a normal spear and gore the hunter. The wings prevent them from running up the shaft.
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    • There’s a reason to fear the boar, it has an insatiable drive to gore everything
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    • Apex predators also use aimbot.
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    • This is why we need AR15’s and similar guns. They are PERFECT for hog hunting.
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    • Honey badger does not give a s*** repeat honey badger does not give a s***
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    • Boar will fight like crazy. The biggest adrenaline rush is hunting them with a knife and dogs
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    • Remember, wild boars are the reason Boewolf 50.s exist
      IoCalisto 22 jul
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    • Based on these explanations, humans are prey
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    • Fuck boars
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    • And still I'm way more terrified of wasps.
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    • Somehow i felt the exact same way as the last person to comment
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    • Giraffe
      KebaSavi 22 jul
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    • What doe treatened mean?
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    • Stay strapped or get slapped clapped and shat on
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    • in chuck norris we trust
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    • Proxius3 22 jul
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    • I feel like a moose would came at me without hesitation...I hear they are pretty aggressive
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    • Oh yeah!
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