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      • Very relatable 🤪
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              • "Oh you're approaching me?" " I can't hear you without getting closer"
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                • chub 15d
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                    • I'm expected to hear her from 5 miles away. But she can't hear me from accross the room.
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                          • If they don’t respond after my “WHAT!?” I don’t exit my room. Try harder if you really need me.
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                            • If you hear your name, respond, then hear nothing. Act natural and don't move it's obviously a trap
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                                • Mom:
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                                    • I hated that. You reply to them and they cant hear you but say some shit under your breath and they heard it perfectly
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                                      • You thought it was ur son coming downstairs but it was I, DIO
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                                                  • Do we all have the same mom?
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                                                    • How can moms not hear our loud ass "YEAH!"s but when we mutter something under our breath they can automatically hear within a 200 mile radius
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                                                            • OH? YOURE NOT RESPONDING? YOU CAN'T HEAR ME IF I DON'T GET CLOSER
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                                                              • I HATE THAT
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                                                                • I just wouldnt get up...then she'd have to call me again, I'd say "what" louder and it would go like that until she actually told me what she needed.
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                                                                  • HATE when they do this.
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                                                                    • That's when you just ignore her and continue gaming.
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                                                                        • Jojo is so fucking funny, just their stances alone make me lose my shit. Its like a battle of alpha males trying to intimidate each before they start furiously grunting and very deep breathing
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                                                                                • All of us kids:
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                                                                                    • Then you sit still and she yells your name again and you say what and shes like "come here"
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                                                                                      • FOR REAL HOW IT WAS DO
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                                                                                          • I like how once you become a parent you lose the ability to walk
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                                                                                              • Nah I won't move until they tell me what they need. I have no problem coming to help with shit or do something but I'm not a dog that comes when my name is called. You ask me like a human being. *insert name* can you come here real quick? Like seriously this shit pisses me off.
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                                                                                                      • Oh? You're not approaching me?
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                                                                                                                          • Ignore her she'll eventually come to you
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                                                                                                                              • If your mom calls you and you say "what?" You getting your ass beat for talking like that in my house
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                                                                                                                                    • Brb my mom is calling me😒
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                                                                                                                                        • Why do they do that?! Just tell me what you want damnit
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                                                                                                                                              • Door: oh, you’re approaching me?
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                                                                                                                                                • My mom did this and I have really good hearing so I know when she calls, she screamed my name and I screamed back "what" no reply so I went down there and get "So you didn't hear me calling you the past 10 minutes" when it's only been like 1...
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                                                                                                                                                    • I fuckin hate it when I say "YEAH!" And I get nothing back then when I get lippy it's my fuckin fault and I should hav come quicker.
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                                                                                                                                                          • I don't yell "WHAT!?" I just yell some short gibberish like "EAH!?" OR "UH!?"
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                                                                                                                                                                • I never understood why they always asked what. You would of thought they would have gotten it in the first couple years but noooo 16 years later and I'm starting to think maybe they aren't the brightest bulbs.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • It feels like most people have experienced this. Is this something that all mothers do?
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                                                                                                                                                                    • If my mama don’t respond I don’t go to her. I’ll let her scream till she learns to respond I don’t respond to silence- there’s a reason I have ears and these walls are paper thin.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • TF you want, woman?!
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Me: MOM *silence* Me: MOM *silence* Me: 😒🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Me: What... What!... WHAT Mom: Don’t y’all talk to me in that tone of voice
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • This is the most annoying thing ever
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • One of our party members in our dnd campaign made a wish to her deity to fight some bitch and after doing so decided to stick around a bit so he astral projects himself around her and now she has a stand
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Mom: dont you yell at me!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • I hate that because it happens to me all the time
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Hate that fucking shit.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • When your mom screams your name but then you realize she's just having sex
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