Mom Metal is just a phase, honey.
You will grow out of it..."
Me :(80 years later.
1776ulfhethnar 1776ulfhethnar
18 dec 2020
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey. You will grow out of it..." Me :(80 years later.
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were
The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and
Dumb and Dumber.
Texas_Tough Texas_Tough
19 mar
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and Dumb and Dumber.
Brohemoth1398 Brohemoth1398
22 sep 2020
© Based on: assrip
when you come home from vacation and your dog doesn't get excited when it sees you
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online
blessing from the Lord!
Bushido Bushido
31 dec 2020
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online blessing from the Lord!
You are pretty cute when
what am when I'm not nice
you are nice
Reiner Reiner
26 sep 2020
You are pretty cute when what am when I'm not nice you are nice
Here's paw under an X-Ray
rearFunnywholesome rearFunnywholesome
27 sep 2020
Here's paw under an X-Ray
SpongeCake SpongeCake
24 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
High five, lol jk
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This is real - This is real
Revive Revive
26 sep 2020
al = @Q_ CO. SEARCH RESULTS (4) FILTER BY SORT BY lI I EVERYDAY OBJECTS Paper Clip Bookmark Gold Paper Clip $165 Bookmark Engraving $1,500 This is real - This is real
Nobody:
English Teachers:
Nobody: English Teachers:
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT
OR A CAT SEAN?
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT OR A CAT SEAN?
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
smb420 smb420
22 jan 2021
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
"You're a sick person if you think watching kids fall down is funny"
Me:
Dawson Dawson
15 oct 2020
"You're a sick person if you think watching kids fall down is funny" Me:
When my brain keeps telling me
I'm not good enough for someone:
ir
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'm YOu
Argon Argon
10 nov 2020
When my brain keeps telling me I'm not good enough for someone: ir WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'm YOu
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but
they broadcast it on BBC
DoctorRockso DoctorRockso
22 jan 2021
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but they broadcast it on BBC
if you ever feel like shit, just remember
Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3
Courtenay
wow, what the fuck
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
16 nov 2020
if you ever feel like shit, just remember Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3 Courtenay wow, what the fuck
Me driving passed
any dirt road:
I wonder where that goes
Chevy_83 Chevy_83
10 feb
Me driving passed any dirt road: I wonder where that goes
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold