Mom: lf you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
Dad: Why a dull knife?
Me: You want to really mess someone up and make i1 painful? Use a dull knife.
Sure, it's going to take a bi! more effort, but il isn't going lo cut. It's going to rip.
It'll be painful, and If they survive the healing process will be a lot more difﬁcull
and painful, A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife
is kind of the nice guy murdering loo], bul if I'm going to kill someone I'm going
to assume that l have ﬁnally snapped so I'd go for something painful and
Mom: We've raised a polential serial killer.
Dad: l don't know about you, but I'm proud of lhe amount of thought thal went