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    • It also never says human bones
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    • I love how the OP can switch from deep and insightful to stfu you dumb bitch
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    • I found three deer skulls in a triangle shape with leg bones connecting each of them around them and making an x in the middle while I was walking in the woods behind my house. It was one of the most terrifying things
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    • Hey lil mama lemme whisper in you ear, tell you bout these waves that about to appear
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    • Gimme tc
      Lazule 20d
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    • If you find a dead body in a forest, vlog it.
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    • Removing all porn comments, lol
      Sobblet 20d
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    • If you see bones by the ocean it's because the water has receded far enough for you to see them which is a good sign that a tsunami is coming, hence run.
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    • “Is it gonna rain tomorrow?” “Hold up, lemme check my weather femur”
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    • I find bones in the snow and they start telling me puns
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    • Creative writing still has to have some semblance of reason. That’s just jibberish. Hey watch this “the grey ghoulish sky whispered to me a riddle, and so we were friends. The bright blue sky led me to lies likely to lead me astray, this we were enemies.” That took me 45 second and is also jibberish
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    • I have asked the plants, but they do not remember. The plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall. Even the rocks do not recall.
      6 2
    • You bet your ass I'm gonna use this in my d&d campaign
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    • I’m not listening either way those Ahamkaras are up to something
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    • Tumblr is the best place for inane “deep” writing, so i guess it’s appropriate.
      Ruplo 20d
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    • Ok that did it: “hey lil mama let me whisper bony secrets in ya ear” was just too much
      JCW2 19d
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    • If you find bones, throw it into the bonfire to improve your estus use
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    • Damn sea boners
      gvillar 20d
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    • those damn ahamkara
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    • Wait, bones don't do that to you guys??
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    • If the bones do a heckin speak then by all means start running
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    • Data 20d
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    • If you find random fried chicken bones discarded on the sidewalk when there's a garbage can not 10 yards away, you migh be in the ghetto.
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    • Yo this could be a cool game mechanic
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    • Does this suggest there are uncalcified weather frogs
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    • Ahamkara bones, perhaps.
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    • This is actually true. Its because bones in the water sink, and if they are brought to shore that means the tide is low, and theres a chance of a tsunami happening. However. If you find bones in the wild, that means animals are nearby, therefore so is a source of food. Meaning you can set up camp.
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    • Fairly good writing tho
      Nickels 20d
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    • “Creative writing”
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    • If “creative” meant “retarded”
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    • Skeezix 20d
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    • Well it seems creative writing can kill the average ignorant person of today so yeah fuckin watch it boii
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    • if you find bones in the ocean, they're probably yours
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    • Water on our planet came from comets during the late heavy bombardment (which is coincidently the coolest name in science)
      Manda_O 20d
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    • Jerma: ME OLD BONES
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    • Whenever i find bones i keep them and make art. Haven’t found human yet....
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    • I cant run in the ocean tho
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    • >”Creative writing” >”listen to bones” art degrees are a joke
      Yzzami 20d
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    • Ok but don’t be too hard on the guy I’ve come across a ton of witch accounts so it’s not too far fetched to think they were serious...
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    • Sea bones: "C'mon bub, let's r a t t l e"
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    • So what you're saying is that creative writing is cringe
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    • If you see my cock dont run. It ran away a couple days ago and im getting worried
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    • More writing like this must be created, we're a dumb species for having been around 2,000 years+
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    • That ocean shit got me nervous
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    • Sit and listen to the bones... "A million deaths are not enough for Master Rahool."
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    • Yeah thats cool, but wanna hear about the time i lost my virginity to a watermelon?
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    • "call the police" TF are they going to do, just be like "those are bones alright
      Pillar 20d
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    • Mr StArK i DoNt FeEl So GoOd
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    • Spooky skeleton forest bois are good
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    • *says something dumb* it's creative
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    • Bones aren’t real tf
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    • My best friend and I found fox bones in the woods near our houses one summer in like 5th grade. That was a pretty cool adventure
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    • “this is a piece of creative writing” shut the fuck uppppp
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    • Creative writing? I know dumbshits who actually think like that.
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    • What are you guys gonna do if your boneR starts speaking to you then?
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    • 2 genuinely funny features so far
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    • And now, the weather
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    • If you find human bones put one in your ass
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    • Calcified weather frog is now my favorite phrase
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    • Shit I mean he’s right
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    • Someone is high
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    • crag 20d
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    • If thats their creative writing its generic as fuck
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    • Calcified weather frog
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    • Whenever I saw this post I thought it meant animal bones. Y would u call the cops on animal bones in the woods
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    • You say the bones don’t actually warn ya but am I the only one here with the sense that where there be bones there be death and I may joke about death but I hold on to life like a dog with a ball he just wants to show you.
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    • If the bones do say something, rejoice. For you have found a member of the Skeleton Army, who is currently looking for recruits.
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    • cwick 20d
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    • TC is honestly not gay
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    • *flash backs to Spore* me: oh look bones -walks over to the bones- *YeEt* hey look I got a new mouth part!
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    • But what if it’s just a chicken bone? Like...from chicken wings..
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    • If you find bones, put on your Kermit hat and make jokes
      Jaws594 19d
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    • How am I gonna run in the ocean?
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    • Honestly I love it. It made me feel something, which is what creative writing is for.
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    • This some Ahamkara shit
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    • “Today ain’t ya day pancakes”
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    • Shit dude, this brings me back to the day when I found a spine in the playground at preschool and I brought it home to show my parents lmao
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    • Old bones is referring to old people
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    • Bro how can you run in the ocean?
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    • "Creative"
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    • I found a horse spinal cord by the sea on vacation. Keep it in my snake tank and she loves it
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    • If you find them dig them up you can find a new body part to add to your creature
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    • We know where the water in Earth came from.
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    • What is they’re dinosaur bones? Can I sell them profit or do I still have to listen to the story of how they fucking died from an asteroid
      Mxddog 20d
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    • Logan Paul: *Heavy Breathing*
      Owlyso 20d
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    • I just realized my data was on and I'm been home for three hours
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    • C a l c i f i e d W e a t h e r F r o g
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    • My attention span can never read these long posts
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    • Also who runnin in the sea?
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    • D
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    • Bold of you to assume they'll care about me more than my fam
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    • “Just because you call it creative doesn’t mean it’s good” who said they thought it was good?
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