• When he promised you a romantic
date but he's just driving around
looking for the darkest spot to
park so y'all can fuck
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    • imagine having sex with someone and not loving them haha
      goober27 1 aug
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    • All these comments about her being a hoe but it’s the guy that’s horny and the girl wanting love
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    • Well shit at least he's tryna find a dark spot
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    • Yes i to have the sex daily, i do it so much
      JustTato 1 aug
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    • If you think a relationship is about sex and nothing more, y’all shouldn’t be in a relationship.
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    • Car sex honestly sucks. Most uncomfortable shit ever
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    • sex in a car is fuckin dumb
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    • If she got dressed up at least take her out first. Then go to town in the back seat
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    • Wow this seems to hit y’all personally
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    • this but on top of a parking garage at night😍
      Dink 1 aug
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    • Where are you supposed to even go if you want to fuck in a car
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    • Keep your hoe stories out of ifunny
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    • Driving is my favorite way to spend a date, it's fun, you can chit chat, learn there taste in music, see if you can handle there driving and maybe see a new place and talk about your fav place to drive to. Sorry for the rant
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    • Yeah, like he said; a romantic date..
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    • AmerikanKarnage and THAT'S why modern relationships are so toxic
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    • SetSage 1 aug
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    • My girl and I take turns driving & paying. Just works well. Anyway she’s always the one trying to park somewhere and get fucked but come on bro. Can’t we just go use a bed like how many times am I gonna ruin you in cars
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    • Bro you short nibbas have it lucky to be able to comfortably do that
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    • Ladies and gentleman. Don’t let yourself be part of a relationship like this unless you’re actually cool with it. Nobody deserves to be used as a smash buddy. I know it hurts when you really care about the person, but please, you can do so much better. Don’t let them use you
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    • GTAV in a nutshell
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      Airlid 1 aug
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    • Car sex in a Nissan Murano with warm seats during a winter storm is the best sht ever
      Pureness 2 aug
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    • damp mountain
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    • My after picking up a gta hooker
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    • I admire how long you have been on this app but this right here disappoints me
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    • adoniss 1 aug
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    • High school in a nutshell
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    • I can tell you from experience that things get real awkward when you're in the bed of the truck fuckin and suddenly a CH-53 helicopter comes in and hovers 200 yards away for a couple minutes.
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    • I fucked in a Wal-Mart parking lot idgaf
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    • 😐.
      PEARCUBS 1 aug
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    • Marge with her hair down is such a cursed image
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    • Treading in oddly specific waters there
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    • Guys are always horny shouldn't be a big deal though just take care of it
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    • Imagine being in a relationship...
      Red9 2 aug
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    • One time I pulled out and came in my neighbors yard, you’ve never been more venerable then when you’re fully erect ejaculating into your neighbors yard and they catch you mid stroke
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    • imagine having sex Out of wedlock, ew
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    • My cars too small and I’m too tall for the car
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    • You know you can refuse sex, right?
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    • Explain to me how she's the white when he's the one trying to find a dark spot
      Redsky13 1 aug
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    • Is car sex okay? I wanna try it but my bf is 6’3, he can barely sit in the front seat without having to curl up
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    • I indeed do the sex
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    • Fuck that
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    • Wow. This is hilarious
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    • This one time a coworker was taking me home after a catering and she wanted to fuck but we couldn't go to hers cause baby daddy was watching the kids and couldnt bring her back to mine cause she didnt want the be embarrased so I gave her directions to my old house and we fucked in the driveway 😍
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 1 aug
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    • If you need to find a dark spot, it's not a good fuck
      G00Z3R 1 aug
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    • Imagine being a woman and thinking you’re worth a mans time and money
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    • I’ve done it in a church parking lot with the pastors daughter
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    • Why would you let someone with nothing treat you like nothing?
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    • hey guys i rly need someone to vent to abt how scared i am to do anything more than making out w my bf lol
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    • I be doing both
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    • Women think they all special like they deserve some grand spotlight
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    • Smoke* y'all think way too highly of pussy
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    • whore
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    • Imagine being against consenting people fucking. God I’m so sick of the reddit liberals on this app
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    • Dang gurl that dress will look great on my floor
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    • Don’t put out. Problem solved. Women are weak.
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    • Deftoll 4 aug
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    • Nah just get that mirrored 5% tint.
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    • Did she turn to look at him or do I have schizophrenia?
      yeepcha 4 aug
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    • Guys really this classy these days huh
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    • Same
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    • It's rather sad human interaction has devolved into a sick mess of sex, money, and abuse. Be the change, seek beauty.
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    • Marge is a dime with her hair down like this
      MilkyMoo 3 aug
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    • Not funny didnt laugh
      knotyou 3 aug
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    • 😂LOL
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    • Man IFunny insulting me for not liking stuff
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    • I remember
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    • Good God how many guys can't wine an dine a lady like come on show a little respect they love that stuff
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    • And thats how you know you the side ho
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    • Car sex is special in that do it at least once in your life kinda way, while we're on the subject shower sex isn't that great either water makes it dry somehow and it's just not a good time lol
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    • Where does the cum go when you finish in the car and you have to pull out? Her eye?
      geexd125 3 aug
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    • Thus is not funny and that is fac
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    • I keep remembering that 99% of ifunny are young ugly virgins and get triggered by anything remotely sexual bc it surfaces some deep repressed emotions of feeling undesirable. You all are so sexually pathetic it’s hilarious
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    • I need car sex advise if y'all got any😂 I have a cross over, usually put the back seats down and take some pillows and blankets like a bed. Pointers or positions would be appreciated though. Lol
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