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Schumer Humor @AmySchumerStand
Ea I Amy Schumer has tested positive for FUNNY-19 according to TMZ.
I was murdered
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    • Why does she talk about her vagina so much it’s not like male comedians stand up and say “my precum has the consistency of orange juice”
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    • Amy Schumer is for comedy what Cardi B is for music
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    • Speefers 7 sep
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    • Anyone who thinks Amy Schumer is funny is probably mentally ill or stupid
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    • Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer. One cannibal says to the other “does this taste funny?” The other says “no”.
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    • Hopefully she dies of it
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    • The funniest thing about Amy Schumer are the jokes making fun of her.
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    • So...why would she think that was funny anyway?
      Mike419 7 sep
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    • What is this Amy Schumer is it a breed of whale
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    • Amy Schumer is a big fat, unfunny lesbian, Satan worshipping whore of baphomet.
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    • It’s a false positive.
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    • The only thing I’ve seen her in lately is tampon commercials. I’ve never seen someone become so famous talking about their vagina
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    • We were all so busy expressing our hate of amy schumer that we ignored the horrible placement of that reaction image
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    • bill1212 7 sep
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    • women aren’t funny
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    • Must be a fake disease if it turns you funny
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    • Imagine thinking your middle school textbook flaps are just so hilarious to joke about that it becomes what you’re famous for. You love to see it.
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    • I had never listened to one of her jokes, so I looked up Amy Schumer funny moments. The first joke in the video was about her vagina so I just closed the video
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    • She's faking it.
      xMandy 7 sep
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    • iFunny-19
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    • She died by the way.
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    • Amy:”my pussy is disgusting.” Everyone: “we know.”
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    • clussyy 7 sep
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    • Comedy is subjective, but not Amy Schumer. Everyone agrees her comedy is awful.
      Zimzhyz 7 sep
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    • Stage 4 lung cancer is funnier than Amy Schumer
      deepoh88 7 sep
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    • That is one of the worst reaction meme placements
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    • Amyschumerfanpage isnt typing... because they dont exist
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    • This is Amy's comedy summed up in a video
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    • Why do women “comedians” think it’s funny to talk about their vajayjay? If I do it nobody talks to me for the rest of their lives.
      Gnoonyv 7 sep
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    • The guy who commented the asymptomatic thing also made the Schumer account just to tweet that one thing so that he could roast it with an insult he came up with
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    • People only “like” Amy Schumer because it makes them feel strong to lift her fat ass up.
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    • What would a nooner be charged with if they murdered someone, their heart stopped, but then resuscitated in a hospital?
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    • Oh no, now we have to have a reason not to go to her shows instead of just "youre not even remotely entertaining, you shriveled cow scrotum". Now we actually have to be civil...
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    • 19 on a scale of 1-1000?
      Allenjkh 8 sep
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    • A schumer stan account exists
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    • As a comedian i don’t find her funny but her movies and roles are pretty well thought out and kinda enjoyable. 7/10
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    • Have you ever heard Amy Schumer speak your name in a “sexy” voice? I have, and it was extremely unpleasant
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    • I read this completely backwards. Why can't you just present these things in the order I should read them?
      valdania 7 sep
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    • The only thing I'm gonna remember Amy schumer of is her barnyard pussy
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    • Funniest thing about her is that she thinks she's funny
      rev294 7 sep
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    • I don’t get it
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    • Fuck off. Stop trying to force Amy Schumer to be funny. She’s not
      Harowin 7 sep
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    • I once got a 14 minute Youtube ad of 2 guys showing how unfunny Amy Schumer is. I watched the whole thing.
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    • So the stan admits she wasn't funny before?
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    • i know we all have different senses of humor but anyone who likes amy schumer has something wrong with them
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    • Fuck any schumers comedy. My vagina
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    • Amy schumer tests positive for being a fuckin unfunny land whale
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    • So rick and morty is apparently sexist because women dont have enough screen time apparently the show rick and morty needs less rick and morty
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    • Amy Schumer is the equivalent of cardi b with words
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    • Hang on a second.. if any other celebrity made this joke they would be cancelled for "being insensitive" but she makes the unfunny joke and it's considered ok to share with other media? Wtf?
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    • Her and her "talking" vagina
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    • That joke was in bad taste....and terrible
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    • Another day I’m stuck here. Another day goes by.
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    • Eh, she used to be funny to me because I thought it was a stupid act. Ever since its just been sad.
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    • I always thought that one in the middle was a girl. Not a guy.
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    • If you have to tell people you're funny, that probably means your not funny chief.
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    • Her shit is OVER dude. You’ll never see her again in anything other than ironically
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    • I really wish she dies
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    • Symp
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    • Yknow
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    • I don’t give a flying fuck about Amy Schumer’s autistic husband, YouTube
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    • Some of her jokes would be funny if they werent stolen from other comedians
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    • She got uglier with age. Aside from that, I saw a commercial she did for tampons and she literally plays the idiot who doesn't know how to use them while a random lady in the bathroom explains the tampons to her. She was a useless woman in a commercial. They didn't need to pay her for that.
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    • If it doesnt noon here but hopefully instead make her funnier cause only a miracle can save her career
      Skeek 7 sep
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    • Now if only she got colon cancer and not Chadwick Boseman
      HOT_CITY 7 sep
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    • i watched one of her specials just to see what it was like. i thought it would at least be entertainingly unfunny, but nope. she is not funny at all. she talked about sex for 20 of the 40 minutes i watched.
      MrCum 7 sep
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    • The only funny jokes she's ever told were straight up stolen from actual comedians.
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    • Amy Schumer should come on to the Murray's show. I literally thought about her when joker said "well nobody is laughing now" 😂
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    • Have tested for it goddamnit! Not has!
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    • Y’all know she’s doing this on purpose right? She doesn’t care if you don’t think she’s funny she’s getting clicks and that’s all that matters
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    • Idk what that big word means but I too hate Amy Schumer
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    • This is un-ironically funny in the sense that people see this as comedy
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    • Amy schumer makes comedy for pregnant women
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    • Y'all remember when she made a joke about that guys friends death soon after it happened? Fuck Amy Schumer
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    • I am an asymptomatic dead person.
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    • I wonder which comedian said that first because we all know she steals jokes.
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    • That dumb fat pig has a cooking show where she acts stupid and thinks it’s funny
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    • People are getting real mad over nothing. Like yeah shes not funny but why people saying they want her dead?
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    • On top of the shit reaction meme funny 19 isn't even a clever joke like Cock big 19 or R Kelly testing positive for She Wasn't 19
      Clown300 7 sep
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    • Fun fact New Mexico hates Amy schumer
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    • Amy Schumer is about as funny as the Rwandan genocide
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    • I love how it's one of her accounts saying this lmao
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    • Amy can be like “so my vagina was itching the other day” and somehow that’s considered funny...
      John229 7 sep
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    • I hate it when people call me sexist for disliking Amy Schumer as a comedian. Like no she just doesn't tell good jokes
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    • She got tested negative for that test and tested positive for trash-19
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    • I hate to be that guy but damn y’all really hate woman like she is unfunny I get it but y’all like HATE people you don’t know for no reason because you hate your own pathetic lives like chill the fuck out
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    • TMZ is wrong
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    • She's funny looking
      sTruth90 7 sep
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    • Amy Schumer is ok like her comedy specials blow but she’s not a bad actress
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    • What does the reaction Image mean in this
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    • She only talks about how shes an alcoholic and a whore literally nothing else i wish i was exaggerating
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    • I love how every twitter reaction is funnier than anything shes ever said
      NYGiants 7 sep
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    • Fuckin false positive
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    • Not gonna lie I kinda respect anyone who thinks she’s funny. Mostly cause they gotta deal with the hate
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    • Amy succckkks
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