• Dani Lyle
if Icould give any advice to my 8 year old self?
stop talking abt how much u like owls all the time. Ur about to get worthless owl things for every holiday until ur 20. Start talking about how much u like cold hard cash.
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    • 8 year old me after talking to present me: mom I really like the 426 Hemi crate motor with a 4speed manual
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    • But owls are cool
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    • Best advice you can give: Make sure to be at the Cincinnati Zoo at 3:30 PM on May 28th, 2016. Then will be the time to make a necessary sacrifice to save the world and prevent the Jews from winning.
      MatPatGT 13 aug
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    • Yeah. I said Pyramid stuff and got soap I'm allergic to every year. Fuck
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    • I’d kiII my 8 year old self so he and I wouldn’t have to suffer anymore
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    • I told my parents I liked Doctor Who, after watching one episode because my crush loved the show. I thought it would win her over if I did, it did not work, I never watched another episode, and now I own a sonic screwdriver, TARDIS figurine and bathrobe, several shirts, and a couple Funko Pops
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    • Owls are cute tho
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    • Me to my 8 yo self: Don't let anyone try to talk you out of opening a flower shop, you can do it. Flowers make you happy so they can make other people happy too. Don't stop being kind to strangers, it's good for everyone.
      gks622 13 aug
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    • I said I like the Steelers football team and it was because they were my 2 favorite colors (black and yellow) and the QB was my favorite number (7) and I haven't stopped getting steelers gifts. I do like them though, but I wish I could remove the logo so people wouldn't try to talk about football...
      Leo777654 13 aug
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    • i read the entire harry potter series when i was in 4th and 5th grade. never really saw the series as any more than another book to read. my mom still gets me harry potter stuff and i really wouldnt mind but ppl try to talk to me abt harry potter and i have to explain that i really dont care abt it
      dove 13 aug
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    • They’ve been brainwashed by the Duolingo owl
      BreadLevi 13 aug
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    • I'd give myself a fucking attitude adjustment and tell me to stop being so damn autistic
      PKDroid 13 aug
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    • Every year I tell my grandparents I just want money for Christmas because it would be very helpful but I get lectured about how it's not at much fun for them and so I get junk that I still have never used or just donated 🙃
      rachxoxo 13 aug
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    • But owls are adorable
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    • I’d switch places with my 8 year old self so that fucker would know the consequences of his actions
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    • reminds me of my grandma. Growing up I noticed she loved Babe the pig, and Charlotte's Web. I also noticed a lot of trinkets with pigs. So naturally, I thought she likes pigs. When my siblings asked what to get her on Christmas, I said pigs. I heard her whisper, "Why all the pigs?"
      jeo181294 13 aug
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    • me to my 8yo self: hey it gets easier. youre going to go through a rough time soon due to the stock market crash. and just remember Jim is going to be the biggest pain soon. protect you and your siblings at all costs.
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    • That is me with cats but I'm also kinda okay with it because they're still cute
      BobWill 13 aug
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    • “Worthless owl things” ya ok 👌
      MemeRated 14 aug
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    • WHO?
      Truzz 13 aug
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    • Me @ snow globes
      Firekitt 13 aug
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    • I’d tell my 8 year old self the same thing but with Minecraft.
      5Hed 13 aug
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    • I’m glad past me was smart enough to let everyone know I love money and hate surprises. I always either get cash or they ask me what I want.
      DEDDED 15 aug
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    • I know myself so well, that the problem with telling my 8yo self to do something is that he probably wouldn't do what I said, and just continue doing whatever he wants.
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    • Buy more than one battlepack and buy the clone wars sets to have a LEGO army instead of liking the action figures so much.
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    • i still to this day talk about how i like dinosaurs and i get no dinosaur stuff
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    • But owls are dangerous tho
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    • I’d simply say “save her. You won’t be able to live with yourself in the end”
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    • Wear the condom when you’re 18.
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    • AwsmStina owls r cool
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    • Me to my 8yo self: listen kid school is gonna be hell until you graduate. There's gonna be a girl that comes along in 8th grade that asks you out and you think she's pretty. DO NOT GO OUT WITH HER. SHE'S A DAMN PSYCHO. also, a man that comes along that dates your mom becomes abusive towards you 1/2
      Jon_Bovi 13 aug
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    • Ill tell my 8 year old self to ask for henta1
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    • Id fuck my 8 year old self to prepare him for life
      tweb 13 aug
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    • I'd tell myself to keep doing what he's doing cause I somehow time traveled to when I was 8 so I must be doing pretty well
      Canada 13 aug
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    • I wish my parents cared to pay attention to me.. but its okay
      fakkyuu 13 aug
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    • Owls are fuckin scary dude. I got attacked by one, and then a few minutes later, the same one attacked my rc car
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    • Or beer. I don't know
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    • I got cash.
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    • I told my mom I liked video games. 20y/o and it's still paying off
      Peen_Papi 15 aug
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    • Invest in Bitcoin
      EricNY 15 aug
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    • I'd tell me to tell others about all the ra pe and beatings that were routine through my childhood. It'd save me a ton of early problems and Lord knows I had plenty more after. Doesn't fix everything but would help a lot.
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    • That’s all I did as a kid. I think one year all my relatives together sent me like $700 dollars, I was like 13. Having money made me obsessed with saving, and I guarantee at the bottom of my savings account it is the exact same $700 because I never spent a penny of it
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    • I'd probably tell him, think before you do shit and don't take your parents advise, it'll cost you a relationship.
      MYMAN 15 aug
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    • Same except with penguins
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    • My sister did this. She doesn’t like anything except money and an occasional unicorn. She is 16 and has $6,000 saved.
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    • Id tell myself not to he a pussy when im 14 and kick the stool over like i sh
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    • I used to like visiting the planetarium as a kid and once bought a poster of Earth or something, and then for like the next two years, I was being gifted all sorts of science and astronomy stuff. Truth is, I still like planetarium 😁
      nik32 15 aug
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    • I would say: Stop talking. Fight back. Hit hard. You will always regret enduring passively.
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    • Me with my little pony lmao
      morginni 15 aug
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    • Honestly when I was like 5 all I wanted for Christmas was a bell like the ones hobos have and thats all I got
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    • As a person who has loved owls consistently since I was 5, fuck this post.
      Cartrr_ 14 aug
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    • Don’t jerk off for the first time and pick up the signs what Mia gave y you when you came over to study but she wanted to smash
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    • Yup i was born in october so obviously my grandma only got me Halloween decorations for my birthday
      Nr_Op 14 aug
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    • Owls are fucking cool tho
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    • Lmao that’s me but with Batman stuff. I still like Batman but most of the Batman things I own I never bought.
      kdin100 14 aug
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    • I was fortunate enough to start asking for money when I was young for my birthday cause i wanted to buy my own toys and shit. Made it easier for my relatives too
      RizingSun 14 aug
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    • That’s what I did as a kid I always asked for money instead of gifts so now I get crisp 20s instead of useless gifts I don’t want
      Othyus 14 aug
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    • Go back and tell yourself to invest in amazon google and Apple
      ajbug 14 aug
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    • Horde toilet paper
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    • I would tell my 8 year-old self to not get involved with girls
      Lou_Trotz 14 aug
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    • See i like starwars and ended up getting children's toys until I was 18
      Microshit 14 aug
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    • Ungrateful Bitch
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    • I hate when people complain about having a good family that cares about them and tries to appease them. I have a great family and I’m grateful, but I’m becoming a firefighter and I know the world can be shitty and harsh. Be grateful for what you got
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    • So pennies?
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    • your families actually listened and bought you things you liked?
      sukopion 14 aug
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    • "Who" cares
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    • I always talk about how I want money since I can get my own things. Guess what? I get phat stacks from relatives on my birthday now
      donavan 14 aug
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    • Hey that’s me
      AnOwl 14 aug
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    • Id fuck myself to assure I don’t die a virgin
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    • Get stock in Amazon
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    • Stock pile ammo and gun parts I could be rich now
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    • Best advice to 8 year old me would be keep talking about nerd stuff just trust me you'll be Awesome
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    • When you're an adult and family still bring up things you did when 8. Like I don't even like the same things now stop living in the past
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    • Or sex
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    • would’ve told him to eat and sleep better
      zuccage 13 aug
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    • Dont socialize with all the girls you find pretty: you get labelled as a fuckboy and noone goes for you
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    • Me to my 8 year old self: DONT TOUCH YOUR PENIS TOO MUCH OR YOU'LL DIE
      Drakay 13 aug
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    • Yup. I’ve been getting frog stuff since I was 10
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    • To my 8 yr old self, were you autistic
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    • I would tell my 8 year old self to stop being a Jesus whore
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    • I’d tell myself to please actually start styling my hair. I would only do my hair for special occasions up until I was like 18. Now I do it every day it’s so easy to to just not make it look like shit
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    • I mentioned Deadpool was my favorite Marvel Character and now half my wardrobe is Deadpool attire
      Cal928 13 aug
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    • Lucky ass, I'd love to get a bunch of owl things to put around my room
      Etrax 13 aug
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    • Me to my 8 year old self: Chicken Little isn’t that good a movie, stop singing that fucking song.
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    • Life’s gonna suck buddy. It’s gonna suck hard, and there’s nothing you could do about. But it would be slightly better if you live a healthy lifestyle and start saving money now. But be ready for the suck
      aj518 13 aug
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    • That’s what happened with my girlfriends family. I mentioned how I liked star wars ONCE (and I do but not like that) and for the next 7 years I got star wars shirts, bottles, and random star wars shit lol. Didn’t have the heart to tell them.
      clang82 13 aug
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    • I had two owls that me and my mom were rehabilitating, sadly they didn’t make it :(
      Cattigen 13 aug
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    • So I have 2 cats. I take lots of pics of them, but I take lots of pics of my dog too. But somehow I'm considered the crazy cat lady if the family, so I've been getting a ton of cat themed stuff for years. The more cat stuff I get, the more they think I'm a crazy cat lady. It never ends.
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    • I would tell my 8 yr old self to stop worry and just do it cuz ya only live once
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    • Stop being an asshole to your brother and fix your attitude it will haunt you forever
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    • Korean chicks are so cool! I talk about it all the time... Okay, now buy me one for my birthday
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    • I literally did the same thing in sixth grade. I am now a freshman in college and STILL getting worthless owl things.
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    • I don't like chocolate so every year instead of my family giving me chocolate guess what they give me instead? White Chocolate (BeCauSE It'S nOT CHoCoLAte). Bitch it's meant to taste like chocolate! why would that be any better!
      shironear 13 aug
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    • Im so dumb... why I thought Owls meant Overwatch League. Yikes!
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    • Me to my 8 yr old self: convince mom and dad to dump absolutely everything into Netflix and amazon stock
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    • Me with Star Wars. Except now I like Star Wars a lot, especially the books in the expanded universe. Don't much care for the new movies
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    • She went to my high school
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    • I'd tell me to stop liking the sonic the hedgehog. It all goes downhill after 2006. Very little to redeem itself.
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