Mitton the Cat
Fresh water in
the kitchen
We demand sink drinks!
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Keith_Goldencock Keith_Goldencock
21 sep 2020
Mitton the Cat Fresh water in the kitchen We demand sink drinks! Enjoying our Milton Comics? Get more at www. milionthe
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "Solar- powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail.
LolaBit LolaBit
30 mar
In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "Solar- powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail.
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you
fsoftly]
n't.
SCP_2521 SCP_2521
4 oct 2020
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you fsoftly] n't.
SALAD?
THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
SALAD? THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree"
Eve:
meMe_mAsTer63 meMe_mAsTer63
18 feb
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree" Eve:
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
biscuitsandgravy biscuitsandgravy
4 dec 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house
My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house My dog while our house is getting robbed:
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER
HOW SHE LooKeD
YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
Carbon_Based_Lifeform Carbon_Based_Lifeform
21 dec 2020
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER HOW SHE LooKeD YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
WT? fun fact #4
Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and
Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to
America by President Thomas Jefferson
PresidentChecker PresidentChecker
14 dec 2020
WT? fun fact #4 Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to America by President Thomas Jefferson
Your Family: It's just a cough
The doctor: It's just a cough
Google:
Pixey Pixey
22 jun
Your Family: It's just a cough The doctor: It's just a cough Google:
1 KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT THIS IS MY DOG ROSCOE, HE TURN 11 TODAY
OfficalBreadBoy OfficalBreadBoy
24 sep 2020
1 KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT THIS IS MY DOG ROSCOE, HE TURN 11 TODAY
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day
Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Zaynoz Zaynoz
26 sep 2020
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Resident
Evil 3
Cosplay.
Nailed it!
Resident Evil 3 Cosplay. Nailed it!
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger
When your dog has something
in it's mouth that isn't food
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
That0nePerson That0nePerson
26 sep 2020
When your dog has something in it's mouth that isn't food SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
@YOKOKIKUCHI KS / CATERS NEWS
Shiba Inu Siblings
Never Take a
Perfect Family
Photo Thanks to
One Prankster
Pooch
Hina, a white Shiba Inu dog, loves to pull faces whenever she is posed with the rest of her Shiba family
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
23 sep 2020
@YOKOKIKUCHI KS / CATERS NEWS Shiba Inu Siblings Never Take a Perfect Family Photo Thanks to One Prankster Pooch Hina, a white Shiba Inu dog, loves to pull faces whenever she is posed with the rest of her Shiba family
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
Puppy born with a mustache
little olier now, still rocking the stache
Piiper Piiper
27 sep 2020
Puppy born with a mustache little olier now, still rocking the stache