• Military Recruiting Survey
Can you shoot?
3. Can you carry your own gear?
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4. Have you ever
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5. Can you wear
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6. Can you drive?
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    • I grew up on a farm sho oting AR-15 and working out daily to get into the military. I got denied due to vision issues in my left eye. My friend from high school got in. The same friend that once asked me why lobster is considered sea food but it isn't considered a fish.
      Zaydonn 8 jul
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    • Ppl say recruitment should be based off cod stats. Shit if they did that theyd put me in the enemies army cuz my friendly fire is high af
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    • I would join the army if I could be certain they'd let me drive one of those fuckers.
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    • This app really has gone to shit hasn’t it
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    • Why is #4 a question?
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    • This is a lot more detailed than when I went in
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    • If recruitment was based off COD stats, modders and cheaters would be on the frontlines
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    • I’d join the military but I just don’t have the endurance to run up a mountain with a bunch of gear on
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    • WW1 recruiter: Okay, Good. you’re a tunnel rat!
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    • The tactics for armor branching are actually hard to learn because tanks can maneuver very well or go fast but not both
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    • my grandpa got out of the draft bc “he couldnt see” but he really was just an alcoholic and showed up too drunk to pass the vision test
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    • Tankers are fat fucking POGs. Al Anbar province, Iraq, 2006. All they ever did was call us grunts to come bail them out. Combat ineffective turds.
      MrSwerve 8 jul
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    • This meme did not age well for marines. RIP
      Zectomx 9 jul
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    • As soon as you say "cammies" I'm out
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    • Do all no
      Slandor 8 jul
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    • I would join the military to get into shape and fight for valor but idk man it seems that joining the military creates a dark future when you leave
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    • Yoooo, 19K gang where you at?!?
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    • I would love being a Tanker
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    • And this is where I belong in a flipping tank
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    • If you join the army pray to God you don't get sent to Fort Polk Louisiana. It's where they send all the incompetent morons until they retire with just enough non-morons to keep them from accidentally nuking Detroit.
      Zenith12 9 jul
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    • Fuck yea
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    • brony 9 jul
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    • It’s a lot harder to get into the military then people think
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    • Thinking of joining the military. I’m 19. Anyone who’s in it or was in it tell me what you think about it
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    • In long patrols you have to shit in MRE bags and hold onto them till you can stop and throw them out.
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    • Y'all are just mad you gotta walk everywhere.
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    • Fun story, I went to basic and ait with a guy (we were both Air Defense at the time) but during training he had surgery on his eye, afterwards he became legally blind in that eye, so the Army made him reclass to 88m (basically a truck driver), yes lets let the blind fella drive us
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    • What are cammies
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    • God i want to gun an Abrahms so fucking bad, i hope i can one day
      Dilonr97 9 jul
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    • It’s all porn
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    • Daddy gave me cammies
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    • All these are made by 300 pound dorks who think they’re in the military because they play COD.
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    • i’m a city kid, can someone let me know what a tanker is? if i’m basing this off of video games, it’s a bigger character that hits harder with more health but in contrast moves a lot slower.
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    • Fuck tankers. Bitches can't even do a 5988 right
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    • This be the kid in highschool that slacks off because he thinks he will just be a soldier
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    • Word the fuck. I was a tanker. At first until I got to the last question I thought this was the form they used to recruit people into the Marines
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    • Tanker as in the plane?
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    • Oil
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    • Going into 19 kilo in a few months anyone got any advice when I’m a tanker?
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    • How to be pilot?
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    • There’s a lot of porn here holy shit😂😩
      Wizzy 8 jul
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    • Fake it’s reversed
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    • How can you wear clothes wrong?
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    • What are Cammies?
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    • where are all the comments?
      pup9 8 jul
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    • A feature with 119 smiles? Tf is this iFunny?
      ludovico 8 jul
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    • Man I couldn't even qualify for the military because I was 10 pounds overweight. Who says no to people willing to die for their country. Smh pieces of shit. Fuck the military and fuck veterans.
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    • I want to drive an Abrams one day. The sheer mobility it has even though it weights well over 60 tons is crazy
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    • In video games I have pretty good tr!qqer discipline. I don't TK much. That might be something. (Thank you Rainbow Six)
      PriceMw 12 jul
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    • Sounds like the military nowadays
      chris417 12 jul
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    • I’d join the military if all I did was be the chef
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    • I wanted to be a tanker but then I realized I had a pair of balls and went 03.. that and I was colorblind
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    • All No = Infantry
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    • Me the nuke holder
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    • Tanks are the past I don’t think we will still see them used
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    • Can't be a tanker when the just disbanded
      xNanix 11 jul
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    • Thought it asked “do you like cummies?”
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    • The female one is the same except it says ... Once a month when you wanna rage blow shit up... Are you serious?
      JimDude 11 jul
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    • Me and the boys riding around in my medicinal M1 Abrams
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    • Enjoy knox kilos
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    • I would love to be a gunner or driver for a tank.
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    • Like a civilian knows what cammies are. I say that as a civilian with absolutely no military experience perfectly understanding what cammies are
      DocKaden 11 jul
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    • I go kaboom
      Fethlovez 11 jul
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    • Took me way to long to realize that’s a tanker truck, not an aerial tanker
      Mulligey 11 jul
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    • I would love to be in the mechanized infantry cause strykers be cool
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    • Have fun being crammed in a giant steel pressure cooker and having the A/C go out. I know that feel. Former 13B and 13M
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    • UM IF YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY THANK YOU, U AWESOME HUMAN BEING ILY KEEP DOING GOOD AND PROTECTING AMERICAAA HELL YEA 💖💖💖 also have a good night and dont die
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    • I want to join the marines and be a trucker
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    • Found SpongeBob
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    • Tf a tanker
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    • Guess the branch
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    • Just say, sorry I'm paralyzed
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    • Oh man if you answer no to all of those it would make my month if they just stamped COOMER
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    • Of I didn’t have a swollen gland in my neck I’d join , just can’t afford the surgery
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    • I'm going to smash my knee on accident to avoid serving this bullshit evil government
      Kriegsman 10 jul
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    • Id join the army if i wasn't so outta shape
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    • Armor actually needs the top level pt score to do
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    • Yup. Sounds about right.
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    • Why is the tanker on fire?
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    • I know what to do now
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    • Hey being a tanker sounds easy but it actually kinda is lol
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    • My life is kinda ass, I might join the military
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    • Is this the exclusive military theme at a fucking gay club
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    • Is this really what happenes
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    • Would be funnier if it was done in crayon
      IsheepI 10 jul
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    • Whenever you join the military you get a box of crayons then when you leave you get a dodge charger
      Siege 10 jul
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    • I thought about joining the military but im a fat asthmatic and run out of breath instantaneously and have to walk around with an inhaler.
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    • Motor T and admin always have positions open.
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    • I was actually thinking of signing up for small arms repairman for the military if police academy doesn’t work
      poloj01 10 jul
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    • BESH
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    • I don’t know shit about the army but I do know that if the national guard is recruiting outside of a concert they will let you start the humvee if you look interested enough but threaten to call the cops when you move it in reverse.
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    • I couldn't bring myself to be the cause of another beings death, as much as i hate people i can't bring death upon them.
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    • Let my grab my minigun and AGIES- I I I armor
      Zack_ry 10 jul
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    • Message for comment section: if you have never personally served, you have no right to make fun of any service member of any Branch in any occupation.
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    • Yes no yes yes no no. What am I?
      fweej 10 jul
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