• Military dudes after you reply to their DM
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    • blue_too 8 aug
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    • As if every veteran gets engaged at 18. I waited until 19 prick
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    • They get literally double the money
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    • On the flip side we have the dependapotamus who wants to be addressed by her husband's rank
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    • this is VERY disrespectful. i'll have you know my gf's husband is a decorated military man
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    • You know who else's marriage started off to early and ended in absolute disaster!!??
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    • My homeboy is already engaged to his girl at fucking 17 and she's his military wife I tried to tell him I'm just worried he's going too fast and this MF doesn't even understand that I'm just trying to be there for him
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    • Anyone know a good pirate site for live action stuff like star wars
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    • Cobbly 8 aug
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    • I live by lejeune and this is definitely accurate. Sex or marriage or their next flavor crayon is all thats on their mind
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    • Thankfully my wife Mia Khalifa and I have been happily married 69 years I trust her loyalty while I'm deployed out to Kino der Toten💪OORAH! SEMPER CRY
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    • Most aggravating part of living in the south. Everyone gets married with kids by age 23.
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    • I was dumb and married a marine after three months...were divorced now. Turned out he wanted the BAH
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    • ANGIE PLEASE TAKE MY TRICARE AND BAH
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    • Nah I just had someone get cheated on in the military. I picked up my buddy from the airport when he came back early from deployment. He was telling me how he got attacked almost everyday. His bitch if a wife texted him 2 weeks into the deployment she wanted a divorce. We rolled up to his house
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    • This one dude who I've known since middle school came home from deployment and started messaging me. Nigga tried to straight up control me once I messaged back.
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    • Lmao I’m studying to be a military nurse for the Air Force. I don’t plan on getting married anytime soon 😹
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    • they just dnt wanna be alone wen they get stationed bt it ain’t worth it
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    • If ur in the military and you are an e3 or below, just know shes got someone keepin her warm. We dont have anything that makes her care for us- bad hours and little money. Girls dont give af about loyalty at our age
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    • I support the military and those in it, they do an honorable service. I'll just say this, I'm glad we don't have a draft, but I can't help but feel that the recruitment system targets weak minded individuals with no future by promising them benefits they'd never have otherwise.
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    • Also go with fat chicks. Don't know why but if you above 300 lbs find your local soldier today
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    • There was one chick who used to fuck every dude in the barracks hoping one would get her pregnant so she could marry him and live off benefits. She ended up getting pregnant by the dumbest guy in the unit, and he got kicked out and lost all benefits for smoking crack a week before the ceremony.
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    • Way to plug ur ig smh
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    • Military wives opening wide for BBC
      AnimuStew 10 aug
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    • They’ll die anyways so they might as well pump and dump
      chopstew 8 aug
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    • Me when a girl complimented me on my 6 pokemon
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    • So uh, wanna get married.
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    • Signing the dotted line for the AF this month. Can’t wait to get married soon lol.
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    • Oscar the shark slayer
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    • Why's my name green now
      nfs85 8 aug
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    • Soo, any females out there want some tricare? Asking for a friend
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    • Are you trying to trigger the people who claim they never get triggered by making fun of the military?
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    • I wanna mouth harass a gogurt
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    • Jokes on you. Im not even IN the military.
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    • To be fair they do get more money if they’re married so it makes sense why so many people get married quickly
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    • That happens when your locked in a buliding with nothing but dudes but hey waht do i know.
      cjdom 8 aug
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    • This is mainly for the enlisted side who are 18-19 year old E1-E3. For officers, most are already married before going to OCS, and some wait after getting commissioned from ROTC in college.
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    • Hey I need advice! Does anyone know anything about MOS 91B, wheeled vehicle mechanic? What are the main day-to day repairs done by these guys? What other BS do officers make you do? Is it worth it?
      mcnack 8 aug
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      Clincots 8 aug
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    • Then they become those military wives who cheat.
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    • This image really caught me off guard so I started laughing
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    • We’ve been dating for 5 years, I’m thinking about military. Should we marry before or after basic? Or does it even matter?
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    • God damnit 😂
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    • I know a chic who was sheltered her entire life. Smothered style. A military guy drove from Texas to my state to pick her up to get married. They had started talking maybe 3 weeks beforehand.
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    • this
      cass 8 aug
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    • My bfs sister just got married, joined the airforce a few months ago, the family hasnt met the guy and a few of them didnt even know she was seeing anyone
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    • SGT- "Don't marry the first girl you meet. You'll just double your money, have better living conditions, better food, fewer duties, first to go home, less oversight, access to your firearms, and be allowed to cook food that a 92G hasn't pissed in after we steal $300 a month to pay for it."
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    • I mean...
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    • Happened to me 3 years ago and then he disappeard 2 years after
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    • Offensive and not true, they wait atleast 20 minutes before doing such a thing
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    • I go to USAFA and my girl goes to West Point and we agreed not to get engaged until we both graduate and shit
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    • Imagine not knowing about BAH...
      Matt_Man 8 aug
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    • Can't have a bad military marriage if you go in married
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    • Y’all hoes be sending us nudes within 2 seconds of finding out we military
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    • Then while he’s on deployment she gets knocked up and tries to pass the baby off as his
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    • Had a friend who got engaged with a girl q month after meeting and was deployed right after, they only lasted 6 months (didnt get married) because the girl was suspecting him of cheating which was false as fuck because i know he's the most loyal fucker i know and we straight up offered to take
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    • BAH is a helluva drug
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    • I'm pretty sure it's just as often women who are looking for a source of money so they try to get military guys to marry them and then they sleep around but idk
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    • Actually tho, why
      Kknz 8 aug
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    • And then they buy a Mustang or charger/ Camaro
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    • Are you saying they are now a military wife 😤
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    • Gotta get that BAH
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    • Pretty funny ngl. People always say this shit to me about my relationship but she was literally my best friend for a while before we even started talking about dating. But it’s impossible for 19 year olds to develop a great relationship
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    • I have an idea and you guys probably though of this too. if you are going to the military why don't you just marry your guy best friend so that you wouldn't have to worry about your wife cheating on you while you are gone.
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    • Yeah
      IProSev 8 aug
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    • It’s sad honestly
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    • Um On a side note, I’m 23 year old marine that wants out of the barracks, serious inquires only.
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    • I’m sorry that I get an extra 2400 a month if I’m married it’s not like I want to make enough to live off of or anything
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    • This pandemic made me regret joining so bad
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    • Heaven forbid these dudes/dudettes try and search for a meaningful connection before being shipped off and potentially never coming home.
      Ficsia 8 aug
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    • You get higher wages in the military if you're married
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 8 aug
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    • Fastest I've seen is 7 days
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    • I’m a 23 year old veteran, married and divorced already lol this meme ain’t completely a joke
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    • My friend is stationed in Hawaii and said this new girl met a guy and in less that’s 3 weeks they were married. He also said all the girls in the army are either hoes or lesbians
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    • I just got sworn in and haven’t even shipped out to basic and my gf keeps begging me to marry her
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    • Imagine making fun of people risking their lives to fight for their country
      Blow_Me 8 aug
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    • Military dudes listening to headstrong by trapt
      Roaster 11 aug
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    • I am NOT A REAL SUPER SOIIILLDDDIERRR
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    • Or ask you to the marine ball 🤣
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    • Ok... so?
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    • I mean they get perks for being married.
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    • They just want to pay bump and move out of the barracks lol
      itsvictor 11 aug
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    • Can confirm, we want someone to love us
      VainF 11 aug
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    • Wrong. You mean dependas
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    • My sister was almost being hat tased by some dude she was talking with in the AF, he kept sending her flowers non stop and she was getting mad pissed
      SteveM 11 aug
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    • Single level 4 guy..800 a paycheck. Married level 3 guy 1600 a paycheck. Me, Married level 4 with 5 years of raises 1900 a paycheck
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    • If only y’all knew about mormon missionaries...
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    • FIick 10 aug
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    • Fuck 99% of enlisted people
      Okuma 10 aug
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    • I'm not complaining, I like sleeping with married women more. Thank you military folk
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