• Mike Ginn
the thing I miss most about movie theaters is overhearing someone say the dumbest fucking thing i've ever heard before the previews start
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    • In Endgame, when Rocket was running through asgard some guy who im 99% sure was high on something yelled "what the fuck, is that a rat? Thats a big ass rat, get him! Get his ass!"
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    • I got in an argument in a movie theater because I was discussing religion with a friend and the bitch next to me starts telling me I’m wrong. She told me Christians don’t worship Jesus. Jews worship Jesus. No amount of logic could change her mind. Wow
      Watso1 5 sep
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    • Right before Palpatine died a dude yelled out “cut his dick off”
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    • One time I went to watch Endgame high as balls and I thought Rocket was a rat! Kept yelling get him! Get his ass!
      Duff1812 5 sep
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    • I spilled baked beans on myself watching Cars 2 in theaters and a black teenager yelled “This nigga eating beans” and then everyone laughed
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    • In that really quiet scene in TLJ when they used the ship to slice through the first order cruiser, someone's phone went off but their ringtone was "Never Gonna Give You Up" and the entire theater got rick rolled
      Yorton 5 sep
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    • Guy shouted "Captain america can't be black!" During endgame and the whole theater erupted in laughter
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    • Heard the boos during the Rise of Skywalker. It was beautiful
      xMandy 5 sep
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    • When I went to go see infinity war someone behind me gasped when captain America showed up. Like did you not expect him to be in the movie? He was in the trailers
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    • I remember hearing a kid talk about the Sonic Movie and said that "the movie was based on the original game"
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    • I had a girlfriend get excited because she thought she recognized the classic rock music playing in the background of a movie and she yells out, “this is AC/DC.” It was Motley Crue. I just shook my head no and the row behind busted up laughing.
      Jalen_S1 5 sep
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    • In endgame a dude said behind me right before that big women part “ if they shove some feminist crap down my throat I walking out” and when the scene came on he audibly sighed
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    • Little kid in frozen saying that Elsa was Hot after she changed clothes during Let it go
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    • Turn off the flash you fucking moron
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    • Years ago when I went to see Les Miserables with my ex, We saw another couple, friends of ours, sitting 3 rows back and we talked for a minute before the previews. about an hour in i glance back and see her giving her boyfriend head.
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    • this kid straight up shit his pants while we were watching the Cats movie. we had to move to a different theatre bc the entire fucking cinema just smelled like human shit. the kid was like 12 too
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    • If you go to the movies and TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOES OFF YOH SHOULF BE SHOT
      LMBlol 5 sep
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    • Scary movies turn into comedies when your with the boys
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    • “I can’t wait for that live action CATS movie”. 😂
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    • I was with my family watching toy story 4 and when woody and buzz parted ways I accidentally farted really loud and the family next to me busted out laughing
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    • We took my little cousin to see the one ice age movie in theaters and it was the one with the baby mammoth and this like 3 year old yelled so loud HE GOT BABY TUSKUSES and that's all I can ever remember about the movie theater.
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    • During previews some guy missed a step going down the stairs and fell, dropping all his change that went everywhere. Without thinking I said, “Sonic, you good?” People laughed and I felt bad cause dude was clearly embarrassed
      _NOIZ_ 5 sep
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    • Sort of like watching Get Out when the beginning of the scene the dude was supposed to be meeting that girl but was led into the middle of the suburbs and everyone was telling that nigga to get up out of there quick
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    • This nigga eatin bean!
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    • Dumbest thing I heard was “He’s worthy” when thanks stopped stormbreaker, Thor’s axe, which doesn’t have the spell on it
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    • Best movie theater experience was when my husband and I went to see A Quiet Place and even though every seat was filled, everyone was extremely silent. I wanted to thank everyone when the lights came up. It was amazing.
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    • When I went to see Fifty Shades of Grey this lady in front of me said “I don’t even know what this movie’s about.” Well honey you’re in for a treat
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    • In a full theater during the opening week of Avatar, my youngest brother loudly exclaimed, “COMMERCIAL!” During an extra long black screen somewhere in the middle of the movie. The whole theater erupted into laughter and I knew he was destined for greatness
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    • When I went to see Avengers: Endgame this family next to me had the mom turn to her son and ask and I quote “who is the purple guy? And why are you happy he’s dead?” 😂😂😂 I almost laughed really loud in pitch black silence but I held back
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    • I hate when people laugh during the scary parts in horror movies and ruin the vibe. Like I get some scary stuff can look goofy if you’re not in the mood, but if you’re not in the mood don’t see a horror movie
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    • When i saw the forcr awakens, when rey first showed up ons screen, some dumbass kid said," is that yoda?"
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    • While watching the first Resident Evil movie (didn't know they'd botch it so badly) with my mom, this last storms in, stops at a couple of teens a few rows in front of us, points at one of them and goes, "YOU! Out to the car. NOW!" Then to the other, "And YOU! DON'T come to the house until he 1/2
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    • Someone asked me if the Star Wars movie was based on a true story
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    • Watching the Lion King remake. Scar just got thrown off the cliff and starts getting up. Guy says, "Wait, he ain't dead?" mf have you not seen the original?
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    • Something I will remember till the day I die was when I went to Deadpool 1 and there was a man in the row behind me with a pink shirt who had sage bit of wisdom. "I love day drinking, by the time the hangover hits you're already at home and ready to sleep".
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    • I miss the blowjobs in the back row
      Dragger 5 sep
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    • When I went to go see Batman vs Superman and they said the whole Martha scene happened some little kid said “wait they’re brothers” and I laughed my ass off
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    • People were talking during the movie. I was in the top row and a guy a few seats left of me got up and spilled his drink directly below where the people were talking. He changed seats and when the people ran up and asked where he went, the other guys told them that he ran out of the theater and 1/2
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    • In infinity war all the black people in the theater were laughing when Bucky died and then started rioting when tchalla bit it
      Zeros 5 sep
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    • Only thing I miss is the popcorn. About once a week I used to go to my local theatre, order a large popcorn and walk out, head back to the house and fire up a movie on my 60in 4K... No reason to pay a theatre for a worse experience but the popcorn has no equal.
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    • Transformers revenge of the fallen, during the loud fight scene(towards the end) some dude behind us was obviously thinking it was a perfect time to fart as the scene went silent(the scene where it shows the deception balls on the pyramid)
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    • Was watching Annabel 2 and a shoe fell on the ground and someone said”WHAT ARE THOSE” and the whole theater erupted into laughter
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    • Han Solo is Batman’s Father in Harry Potter: Return of the King
      an_E_Pat 6 sep
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    • okay so theatres just opened in texas and i went to see Tenet the other day. the speakers in the theatre were fucked up so that gunshots actually hurt my ears, some girl a few seats over was having a conversation on her cellphone while her friends were fucking next to her, and some inbred kid (1/2)
      ballzach 6 sep
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    • In 2012 Aurora, Colorado i went to see The Dark Knight Rises in 3D but the bullets and tear gas were reaalllly 3D
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    • A dude yelled at me to stop talking because he was trying to watch the movie. We were watching the previews...
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    • I was once about to hit on a coupla girls at the movie theatre, but as I was walking over I tripped and face planted. They laughed at me. I just kept walking I was so embarrassed
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    • I think my last theater experience (I didn’t go too often) was for the live action Dumbo. No kids in the audience, and near the end of the film when Dumbo starts to fly for the 10th fucking time everyone started hooting and clapping like apes. The guy next to me giggled and spit on the floor. Awful
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    • A long time ago the preview for incredible hulk came on and afterwards some dude behind me said " damn that n!gga got a big dick"
      kiko_o 6 sep
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    • Everyone started yelling in the theatre when Captain America picked up Thor's hammer in Endgame. Still the most hype thing I've ever experienced and I doubt any movie will ever top it
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    • When I saw TROS i heard someone call TLJ good
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    • There will never be anything like watching the end of sausage party for the first time in a movie theater full of people
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    • At the end of rouge one I heard this kid say that she hopes they make a sequel.
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    • i live in a really conservative area and my parents took me to go see 2016: Obama's America when I was 13 years old, and the theater was full of conservative families everywhere and people would yell out "damn communists" and stuff like that while the movie played and everyone would cheer or laugh
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    • When Avengers Endgame first came out and every single person reacted to every awesome thing that happened- that was the most epic moment in a theater for me. So fantastic.
      xkon23 6 sep
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    • This nigga eating beans?
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    • During Infinity War the people on my theater would not stop loudly cheering and clapping when certain characters like Captain America would show up. It was annoying because it would drown out what the character was saying. Probably the worst movie experience I have had.
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    • Shut up Mike Ginn
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    • Man remember being able to go to the movies? I member.
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    • Yes! My gf and I always do this. We try to listen to other people's convos just for this reason and laugh our asses off.
      DN13 7 sep
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    • At a theatre near me, the first night when endgame came out somebody pulled the fire alarm and everyone had to evacuate and couldn’t watch it
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    • The thing that I miss the most is sitting next to a questionably young couple and hearing their tongues fuck each other.
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    • And the sound of swine slopping thereselfs on popcorn.
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    • Turn off the flash you fucking moron
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    • Then thinking about it thought the entire movie
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    • Guys I’m looking at a light right now I can’t tell if it’s green or orange. My right eye sees green and my left sees orange, am I fucking color blind in one eye???
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    • i miss eatin w.e outside food i brought in
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    • A kid played the fortnite death sound when Tony died in endgame
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    • YaBoiVic 5 sep
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    • "I want a love like Joker and Hayley "
      Bethesda 5 sep
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    • A fucking old ass man smoked a cigar during Captain America the winter soldier
      ASTARO__ 6 sep
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    • AMC is OPEN!! I've been waiting! : )
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    • The movies have open up in Sweden! Well we never really had a lockdown.. and feels kinda like normal since the start only a few people wears masks but yeah
      MrPiiXeL 6 sep
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    • I witnessed a child being escorted out of the Wolf of Wall Street by his parents. Why the fuck they defiendes to watch the movie as a family is beyond my comprehension. How the fuck did they even let the kid in, like I’m sure they bought a ticket for him or smth
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    • Me and my friends said the whole sonic trailer script in synch when it was on the screen and everyone was laughing. It was great
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    • In the last Jedi when Luke says “ she will not be the last Jedi” the guy behind me yelled “he said the title!”
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    • “turn off the flash you fucking moron!”
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    • What was the vine where the dude goes "shut the fuck up you fucking moron" and then the star wars logo/music appears and everyone cheers
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    • I have 2 movie theater experiences I loved. More recently about 14 months ago was when I went to watch a movie with a few other people and me and this girl were sitting there the whole time making stupid jokes about it. She is now my girlfriend. 2nd experience like 10 years ago >
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    • One of the previews abruptly finished so the whole theater went silent, as soon as it went silent my dad told my sister “I’m gonna pay for that Taco Bell later” and my brother and I fell out laughing
      Bloc_Boi 5 sep
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    • Me and all my freinds fucking died laughing when we watched the last star wars movie and palpatine did his bass drop lightning
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    • I don’t miss people bitching a hissing like snakes in heat when I’m talking to my friend during the FUCKING COMMERCIALS. Bitch go on YouTube and watch the trailer if you want we got like 10 minutes till the movie starts
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    • Not really a person saying dumb shit, more like doing it. I was sitting in the theater watching a JANE AUSTEN FILM and I got seated across the theater from my parents (that dumb theater where you choose where you designated seat is and that was one of the last seats). 1/2
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    • Shit or during the movie.... when I went to see IT Ch2 the store scene with Stephen King came up and all your heard were a few gasps and one lady saying "That's Stephen King!" And lady beside her saying, "Who??"....
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    • Guy getting popcorn says “Hey watch my sweatshirt”, and his wife said “Why? Does it do tricks?”.
      Nevarks 7 sep
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    • Last time I went, some girl blurted out (very loudly) that she pissed herself. Not pregnant as far as I could see and a movie theater employee came and asked her to leave. RIP
      BunBun22 6 sep
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    • How fucking early do you get to movies?!?
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    • I remember when deadpool came out and this lady brought her two small kids right. Well I heard the guy at the ticket counter let her know it wasn't okay for kids. But she still stormed out after the movie and made a huge scene
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    • When me and the boys went to see Deadpool 2, one of my friends shouted “Thanos!” as soon as Cable came on screen. We were all dying of laughter
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    • "Turn the flash off you fucking moron"
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    • Going to the movies high with a group of friends is the best
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    • Watching The Winter Soldier was a nightmare. Nobody would stfu. Man-children screaming shit like “woooo you go captain America! Woah that was amazing! It’s nick fury! I knew that was going to happen!” The entire time I legit couldn’t hear any dialog in the movie I had to re-watch it
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    • Lmao there was a scene in a movie(i don’t remember what movie) where two guys kissed and I yelled “GAYYYY” and a bunch of people laughed😂
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    • Like why do you have that gun? And why is your face covered?
      m33p 6 sep
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    • I remember I went to the theater once and a dude in the aisle next to me was crinkling some bag so I look over and hes just about to bite into a meat ball sub and we both look at each other and nod. Then this dude next to me took out burger king
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