• Might be worse actually
Having a kid is like
having a little broke
best friend who
thinks you're rich.
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    • Tomio 2 jul
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    • That what happens when you spend lavishly on yourself in front of your kids yeah they're gonna expect a lot from you. My Auntie spends a shit ton of my uncles money on stupid shit and gets mad that her kids want everything brand new
      Nxs1203 2 jul
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    • Y'all really trynna destroy the idea of a family and it shows
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    • And pisses and shits themselves for years
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    • Footage 2 jul
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    • No what’s worse is a 20 year old that acts like this and can’t get his shit together, me and my fiance just kicked his ass out cause he was like $900-1000 a month just to take care of and literally just wanted to be high all day instead of get a job so if you wanna know how it was so much for month
      Green17 2 jul
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    • My girlfriend is pregnant and we’re pretty nervous cuz we’re so young. But at the same time I’m so excited to meet my son. I haven’t met him yet and I already love him more than anything
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    • If you want kids, that's fine. If you don't want kids, that's awesome. Don't have kids because it's expected. Dont have kids if you can't devote everything to them. Have a child because you want to add another human and enrich their lives and have the ability to do so.
      Poker454 2 jul
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    • Kids might be expensive, but being 50 with no children sounds like the most boring shit ever. I’ve talked to my parents and other parents, and they say kids is when life gets fun.
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    • Having kids is like having little shits who take your money, annoy the Fuck outa you, and complain 24/7 until they are 18
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    • Contrary to popular belief, only 45% of the London Underground is actually underground.
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    • I dont think I'd i even want to consider kids until I got my life together. Like already had a house. Dont have to worry about bills or food. I would have to be fully prepared financially before even thinking about it.
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    • When she was a toddler, if my husband or I told our granddaughter we didn't have any money to buy something, the little smartie would say; "Use the blue card." She knew our bank card. 😍😂💞
      missnay 2 jul
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    • How do people like kids
      Otakezt 2 jul
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    • I've had a few of those, friends who think you are rich. I keep telling them , smoking weed all day and living off welfare will not earn as much money as working...
      buzz86 2 jul
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    • Raising kids is a great joy. You do have to raise them, though; no one is born good. However, you can teach them to be awesome people, and when you put in the effort, it is the most rewarding, wonderful thing.
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    • Little broke dumbass* bud
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    • It's actually pretty awesome. You'll have to have one to truly understand why
      fukwit 2 jul
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    • I found out that the guy I'm dating has only a slim chance of having kids due to complications of cancer. But I'm ok with that if we do end up getting married
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    • Plain and simple, kids are a financial burden but you don’t need material possessions to have a loving relationship but man does it hurt when you see your child wanting something really badly and knowing Damn well you can’t afford it
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    • I can tell you that living debt free will help. Once you learn that you can drive a used car that you pay cash for and that you can live in a small house life becomes much easier.
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    • Having a kid is like getting a dog, except the kid complains more, doesn't eat what you give it, and destroys your house faster.
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    • Except you have to feed them and care for them
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    • Dad, can I have this expensive thing? Sure, if you do t want to eat tomorrow.
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    • Don’t you just hate that you have to feed your kids?!
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    • Then dont buy your kid shit every time they ask for something.
      dunlupe 2 jul
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    • I absolutely hate my family and am close to cutting ties to them once I leave to college. So my only motivation is to create a family that I never had and to treat them right once I got all my shit together and am financially stable
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    • I hate children
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    • If you let yourself, having kids teaches you to share your time, and money with someone who can never repay you. It helps us become better people, and if we resist this process it hurts our kids and it hurts us too.
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    • The current push people have against having a nuclear family is honestly fucking disgusting. It's less that people don't actually like kids, they don't like the responsibility that comes with having kids. The kids that are annoying and little shits are the ones raised by irresponsible parents.
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    • But then believes you know everything because you're old and won't stop asking "why"
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    • My parents made me think that weren’t well off until I was 17 because they didn’t want me to think life was easy. We rarely took vacations and didn’t have super nice cars and stuff. I later found out the monstrous salary my father had been making until he retired.
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    • Oh well I’m use to that, maybe kids aren’t so bad after all
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    • Actually it’s like having a little slave for eighteen years. If they don’t do what you say they won’t eat, receive beatings or won’t get to “go out”, most will submit and the few that don’t will try to run away. At least that’s how we were raised.
      BamBeanO 4 jul
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    • I try not to spend too much in front of them little shits so they wont ask me for shit
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    • No, it's worse, because your stupid ass just became their role model. You know what it's like having 3 teenagers?! It's like feeding a wood chipper. I'm gonna be so rich when they leave!
      MlemFox 4 jul
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    • My parent are hella annoying. I grew up in poverty till about 13. My mom worked hard and now we live in a nice suburb. This thing that’s annoying is how greedy they are. They barely buy groceries, won’t get me piano lessons, things for fun. I’ve bought all my video games, my console. 1/2
      Voluntas 3 jul
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    • This reminds me of gtav where my freinds are low levels and want to use my stuff but theres a pvp player that farms him and i cant do anything bc they have my bike that for some reason forbids me from calling a plane or stromberg
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    • Much worse, my son just broke my sprinkler and sliding door in the same 10 mins.
      MoXziLLa 2 jul
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    • I have a newborn.. it’s nothing like that. She’s farts really loud I’m so proud of her
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    • My daughter asked how much I made one time. I told her “fifteen thirty five” she thought I made 1,535.00 an hour 😂
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    • I'm that friend bro wtf was that attack
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    • They say the average child from the time they’re born to 18 they cost about 1million dollars
      fuck_boy 2 jul
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    • TRoLLz0r 2 jul
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    • I had a broke friend who would say "it's only a dollar" and I would say yea that's why I'm not giving it to you.
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    • And now these little shits stay with you until they’re well into their 20s. I moved out at 19 and I’ve got some friends like 22-27 that still live at home
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    • Its sad because I just found out how bad my dads credit score actually is. I dont know the exact number but he pays more money on his vehicle than I do and theyre close to the same amount. And for a 180000 house his payments were i think 2000/month and I just got approved for 190k at 900/month
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    • kids arent ur friends but they are human
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    • I have to say I have some of the coolest parents ever usually when I ask for something I get it and I really appreciate it I should probably tell them that more
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    • Having a cat is like having an angry roomate that either leaves you alone or spends every waking second with you
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    • I've got a solution, don't have kids just to complain about how hard parenting is
      Awfully 2 jul
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    • Yeah I dont actually have to pay for my friends shit, but if this tiny obstinate fucker dies I've "neglected them"
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    • But you can't get away from them for 18 years. And they ask too many questions.
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    • Sometimes you gotta lick your balls to get the tc rolling
      _King__ 2 jul
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    • I don't know pretty fucking sure I knew we didn't have money
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    • Kids better than pets no argument
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    • Pretty sure my kid hates me as much i hate him.
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    • Why would you want to have a kid other than your body telling you to
      EdgeRuko 2 jul
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    • Except you can force them into free manual labor
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    • Tomio 2 jul
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    • I want my kid to see me as more of a friend than a father
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    • If your friend asked you for food and in return messed up the house.
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    • Who else went out of their way to never ask for anything as a child?
      DrWolfy 5 jul
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    • Well if you think that way maybe don't have kids?
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    • Your life isn’t over until you have kids.
      lagtek 4 jul
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    • Having children is like keeping cum as a pet
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    • I can smell the jewyness from here.
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    • Some of my kids deserve shit
      DickVein 4 jul
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    • Kids are fucking waste of time and life
      doodoo69 4 jul
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    • And who you have to drive around nearly every day, and you have to watch nearly 24/7 until they're around 8, who cries over the dumbest shit, gets easily entitled, screams too much, demands constant attention, throws loud tantrums, prevents you from traveling, keeps you working a lot longer, etc.
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    • More like a shitty girlfriend
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    • I really don’t understand why people want kids, they hold you down
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    • probablygaming Christian and I asking for games
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    • My friends like this... I have to buy everything for him cause I get more pay than he does
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    • Unless you’re actually financially stable and not a broke motherfucker
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    • Not even a bestfriend. Just some random broke person who thinks you're rich and that you have all the resources in the world
      kadoodal 3 jul
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    • i had that friend once
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    • Just say no and drill in the importance of necessuty vs desire. It's what my parents did to me, and I barely ask them for anything.
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    • Yup, I've heard new parents.. i can't wait til they start talking
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    • Exactly lol
      husky501 3 jul
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    • More like having a broke friend that thinks they're rich too
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    • Ok
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    • You ain't their friend. You're their parent.
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    • @TisThisGuy
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    • TisThisGuy
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    • Tbh I had alot of old friends come out of no where calling me after I started making more money.. I'm not rich by any means I make around 70k a year but man these dudes be really still making that min wage part time money and think I'm gonna help them or buy everything .
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    • Why are you friends with a kid?
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    • True but they are also the only thing worth living for so the math is pretty easy
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    • I hate most fuck trophies. Which is why I chose to have a cauterized vasectomy on June 6th, 2014. When I was just 24 years old. And I don't date breeders also known as single moms. Gold Diggers, Whores, Junkies they are. 😐
      GOTA89 2 jul
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    • And a SUPERHERO.
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    • Best friend my ass, kids evil as fuck
      gay_dood 2 jul
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    • I got that but I don't have any kids
      Austin96 2 jul
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    • This sums up marriage also.
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    • I can’t wait to have kids. There’s nothing in my life that will bring less fulfillment
      Gecker 2 jul
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    • At least if you're friend dies because you didnt feed him or give him proper attention. You're not responsible.
      geexd125 2 jul
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    • One it is worse and two it is worth it.
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