• mieuku:
I choked on my water
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One time I accidentally went to the mens washroom instead of the womens. I only found out after opened a pad and the person In the stall next to me said "Dude it must be a huge shit if you're having snacks in here, good luck".
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    • You didn't see the urinals?
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    • Bullshit, you would notice the Urinals
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    • i cHoKeD oN mY wAtEr i hope you fucking choke and die for that shitty caption
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    • I guess they don’t have urinals in England? Figures
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    • There aren’t urinals in England? Not surprised
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    • Are you blind aswell?
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    • It’s true I was the pad
      Galaveo 6 sep
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    • Surprised she didn’t notice the urinals. Especially because they are always full of poop
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    • Lol everyone acting like they never RUSHED INTO A RESTROOM WITH AND EMERGENCY ABOUT TO OCCUR... When you're about to shit yourself you arent checking for urinals, just toilet paper rolls -.-
      mehmz 6 sep
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    • How the fuck did you walk in "Accidentally" there are like 4 urinals in the front of the man's bathroom
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    • men's bathrooms sound lit
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    • When I was 11 I had to piss real bad and ran in the wrong bathroom at walmart. Was confused at the lack of urinals but had to go. While washing my hands I stopped and looked around at the 5 or so women, gears slowly turning in my head, before saying “this is the wrong bathroom.”
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    • She was just trying to find a lad and choke on his cock while he was taking a shit
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    • Squidward I was trying to tell you I was choking on snow then the snow melted and turned into water so I drank the water now I'm better
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    • My dad went into the women's bathroom once, he said as he had to use the bathroom at all costs and ended up in the wrong one. He didn't notice and continued to do his business, even as a woman came in. She sat in the stall next to his and all he thought was...
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    • Repost
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    • For all the people saying the U.K. doesn’t have urinals, this is from the University of Western Ontario
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    • I’ve never thought of bringing snacks
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    • The snack is in the toilet when your done
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    • I was at a track meet for an away game and the girls bathroom had two doors but only one of them was marked. So when I saw the sign on one I assumed the other door was for men's. I was already the "weird kid" so I missed 3 events just waiting for a good time to sneak out after realizing the mistake
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    • Some places have mens bathrooms that are still just toilets no urinal
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    • Heh, when I first got my period and was learning how to handle it, my little sister heard me opening a pad while in our bathroom and accused me of eating candy on the toilet. I'm so glad they make them so much quieter now! I'm old enough I don't get embarrassed anymore, but I still like my privacy
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    • Poo poo pee pee check
      Not_Anon 6 sep
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    • Eating while shitting is disgusting
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    • A pad? Like for your vagina in the men's bathroom?
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    • Tbh I was super tired last semester and accidentally wandered into the women’s restroom instead of the men’s, I wasn’t caught but I was totally embarrassed about it.
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    • She then accused him of noon and sexual harrassment because of his mansplaining
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    • Y’all be talkin to each other through the stalls like that in the men’s restroom?
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    • That didn’t happen
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    • You know if this happened 99% of guys who would then here a girl be like oh im in the wrong bathroom would be like oh hahaha. And then move oncif she decided to use the stall or not but if a guy goes into a girls bathroom on accident and starts shitting then walks out to see girls hes getting attack
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    • I'm eating Doritos and cool ranch dust flew out my nostrils and it burns
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    • How could you not see the damn urinals
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    • The number of people who don't understand are the same number of people who have never bleed through their jeans.
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    • I once was drunk off my face at an Irish pub and thought I was puking in the women’s bathroom until the bouncer pulled me out of the men’s room
      wundeadx 9 sep
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    • Blonde Popsicle.
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    • I don’t get it
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    • Thanks caption, very cool
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    • if you go in the wrong bathroom accidentally, just tell people you're transgender
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    • Lmao I’ve definitely done this before. I dont know how I missed 3 urinals. And went to the only stall in the bathroom.
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    • I’ve seen this joke stolen and reworded so many times
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    • Not all restrooms have urinals....
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    • I hope be died from the water as well
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    • This has to be true, women aren't funny.
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    • I did not choke on my water... tumbltard
      ol_son 8 sep
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    • No you didn't.
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    • Someone get the tumblr wheel of reactions
      JimjoB 8 sep
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    • Fake cuz you see the urinals before the stalls
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    • I’ve accidentally walked into the mens’ before though without really glancing around. Shit has happened mate.
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    • noon
      Feet24 8 sep
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    • Yea well choke on my dick
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    • HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAASA 😐
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    • how did u not see urinals ?
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    • I cHOkED oN mY wATeR
      Ghost 8 sep
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    • It’s true. I was the urinal she was eyeballing
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    • Yeah I doubt that.
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    • Had to poop bad one time. Mall had closed. Went into the women's room. Never before have I rushed so fast lol
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    • I SpAT oUT My WAtEr
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    • I drank my water. 👍
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    • One time I almost suffocated by drowning myself from a glass of water. A friend told a joke while I was drinking then the slurp juice went into the wrong hole.
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    • I hate when I walk into a small public bathroom and there are no urinals, cause then my brain just immediately starts telling me that I just walked into the girl’s bathroom.
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    • I was once unknowingly in a men's room and it felt like I fucking transported when I walked out of the stall and saw urinals and a man using one 🙃
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    • Guys she didn’t notice the urinals because that wouldn’t make the story work
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    • Me: nah fam I'm a raging female on her period who just wants to assert her dominance
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    • But she did not notice the urinals
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    • I choked on my water
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    • When I was in highschool I would try and not change pads unless I absolutely had to because I was bullied for having periods and I didn’t want people to know so I refused to change during the day
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    • Good luck soldier
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    • It’s clear that she has never been in a men’s restroom before
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    • One time I walked into the girls room at a library and two women walked in and I almost corrected them and realized there was no urinals when I walked in. I spent an hour in there cause women kept walking in.
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    • We're all brothers in the stalls
      Kalleck 7 sep
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    • this is such an old and fake joke
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    • I accidentally walked into the men’s room once and I didn’t even look in the direction of urinals cause I had to pee so bad and my flight was delayed several hours late at night so it didn’t register until I walked into the stall
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    • Europeans pee sitting down
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    • "yOu dIdNt nOtIcE tHe uRinA-" no, she probably didn't. It's an easy thing to miss when you've never looked for it ever.
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    • I choked on my dick
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    • Dumbass
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    • Y’all talking all that mad shit about urinals but iv accidentally walked into the girls bathroom to take a shit and didn’t notice the lack of urinals plus you don’t know where they are in the bathroom they could be in the back behind the stalls not visible or it could be a fake story still funny
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    • I almost walked into a women's restroom once , but then I caught myself and went to the men's room instead. When I walked in I saw a woman with a very surprised look on her face. She looked at me and asked "Wait, is this the men's room?" and I replied "I don't know!". I was very confused.
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    • It wasn't the urinals that queued you to it?
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    • Certified dude moment.
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    • I’ve gone into a men’s bathroom once before, the urinals were around the corner so I didn’t see them ;-;
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    • Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most
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    • When I was little, If my mom wasn't around my dad wld have nearby ladies escort me inside the girls w/c and wait but if there was no one he wld take me with him to the boys w/c, cover my eyes when we walked in and out and wait outside the stall. He trusted strangers b/c I was to scared to go alone.
      mazead 6 sep
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    • It be like that sometimes
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    • only the guys
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    • Something doesn’t need to be real to be funny or entertaining
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    • The men on here are absolutely baffled that some restrooms have no urinals.
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    • Hope you fucking choke on this cock
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    • Look sometimes you gotta go. You cant focus on the rest of the room. Just find the stall door
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