From now on I am only accepting
sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form
"What're you up to?" His simple text
"Just eating cereal and lying in bed."
"What if I was with you?" he
responded with ease,
"I guess I’d get more cereal if I
And that’s when he said it, that
simpering lad, that stupid response
that makes all of us mad.
My mind filled with dread, with a twist
in my gut,
I picked up my phone and read:
“Haha, and then what ;)”