• Michelle
Just heard my husband call the dog a
"fucking liar" because he barked like someone was at the door and there was no one there.
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    • Well,hes not wrong
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    • This one doesn't bark at anyone. She will stand by the door with her ears perked up and not bark at all. The chihuahua is the real guard dog.
      Trixie_ 7 sep
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    • I talk to my dog like he's a real human. Because I know that fucker can understand me
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    • Fuck in early. Erm.Arron Earned an Iron Urn.
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    • .... I tell my dog he’s going for a walk after fake intruder barks, surprise surprise no more fake barks... gotta always have repercussions for rakaa disciprinnnn
      jewbiej 7 sep
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    • Who doesn’t call their dog a liar when they bark like that
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    • kanep0e 7 sep
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    • Did you know that liking your own comment really does get the ball rolling?
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    • You're dog's a fucking liar
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    • there are skinwalkers outside my house
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    • Tankguy 7 sep
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    • The dog laughs in the other room, stupid human “huehuehuehue”
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    • When in reality they were already in the house
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    • Dogs are good bois but they have their shit moments
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    • u should divorce him and suck my dick
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    • That's the dream
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    • Well he probably is
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    • What a fuckiny lier
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    • Comment section: *exists* porn bots: it’s free real estate
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    • The shadow demon is... he is watching... say hi to the shadow demon
      MLGtbone 8 sep
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    • The dog:
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    • I do this on a daily
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    • Why the fuck are you barking nobody is even here
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    • Don’t be mean to the puppy
      Cyraxox 7 sep
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    • Ok?
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    • I love dogs but I can't have em as a pet. I'd rather not wake up by my dogs barking in the middle of the night bc my neighbor just got back home from work. Dogs are awesome but they're not the pet for me
      Spicnoon 7 sep
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    • Foundry 7 sep
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    • Fucking liar
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    • Done that before
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    • I do that too but that’s not my wife. I don’t have a wife. I need one though
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    • Unless someone was at the door until they heard barks-
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    • There are beings that exist on different planes that we can't see but dogs probably can
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    • Bro wtf I was down like 900 features 2 days ago what am I doing with my life
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    • Good
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    • I lovingly insult my pets all the time because it’s fun and they can’t tell the difference, but every once in a while I say something like “just in case you understand English, I don’t mean any of it”
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    • And the husband is damn right
      Kitboone 8 sep
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    • Someone post the wendigos with tony stark
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    • My cat barks at the door.
      yahoo 8 sep
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    • I’ve said that to my dogs b4. Glad I’m not alone.
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    • Ok? That’s really not that funny
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    • I’ve done that
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    • Nigga everyone has done that he aint special
      Kuevo 8 sep
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    • Wen. Di. Go.
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    • I mean he is
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    • Dogs are temporary monkes are forever
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    • Who the hell cares
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    • ghost? 👀
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    • Maybe it was a ghost 👻
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    • The bond between man and dog
      Cijai 8 sep
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    • Married man problems.. I feel that on so many levels
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    • I too have liars in my house
      telan 8 sep
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    • I had to put mine down today :(
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    • I do that every day
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    • Lol
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    • Sounds pretty accurate to me
      aearly92 7 sep
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    • One of the dogs I pet sit (a MASSIVE great dane mastiff mix), randomly HAULS ASS into the backyard and barks at literally nothing. Bastard always scarin the shit outta me makin me think theres an intruder
      IamABird 7 sep
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    • whenever the stove timer goes off I always tell it to shhh and I never realized until my mom pointed it out
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    • I called my cat a petty bitch because she meowed and it sounded like "fuck you" after I told her I wouldn't feed her more
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    • So uncool of the dog!
      popfneye 7 sep
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    • My dogs don’t bark and people at the door.
      copperPD 7 sep
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    • I once heard my dog running around playfully from my stepdad for like half an hour when he was just trying to put her leash on till i heard him stop, sigh deeply and just whisper “Fuck you Yumi” lol.
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    • You know his ass doesn't watch 1 second of the news ever
      PunchOut 7 sep
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    • Haha hilarious
      Pity372 7 sep
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    • what else would you say? “U right”
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    • Yeah, and?
      144hz 7 sep
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    • Dog: remember when you fake threw the ball brad? Pay backs a bitch
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    • itsbill 7 sep
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    • What y’all don’t do this lmao
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    • It was a ghost 👻
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    • My dog did that to me and stole my pizza when I went to check, only fell for that once lol
      IDFKGD 7 sep
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    • I do that my dog is getting old and she stares at the door or barks and I have to ask her sometimes is someone there or does she have to go out not that she’ll answer 😂 it scares me sometimes cause she won’t go out but will just stare
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    • Maybe your dog shouldn't fucking lie then
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    • When my dogs bark and run to the door I will open it and look out then turn and telling them,"there's nobody here, I bet you feel stupid now". My son thinks I'm am idiot...
      IYQIYQ2 7 sep
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    • Sounds like a liar to me
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    • It was John Cena coming to bang her
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    • I call my dog retarded because he will bark for literally no reason and my other dog just looks at him like he's stupid
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    • I will be walking up to my house and hear this little shit barking. He can hear from miles away it seems. Still love him though
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    • So what’s the issue?
      map1997 7 sep
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    • My dog is a sheltae but she has lost a lot of her hearing so when she DOES hear something she assumes it’s the door. 9/10 times it’s a false Charm alarm
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    • He lied...
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    • Holy shit since when can you dislike features?! I had to wipe my phone and redownload iFunny. I hadn't updated it since before the ugly smile
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    • This is feature material?
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    • Ogga bogga me am monke
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    • Me when my dog is barking at the invisible robber for the 5th fucking time
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    • Sounds like a lie to me
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    • He's not wrong...
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    • My cat did this to try to escape Indominus style
      Mabus 7 sep
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    • That’s great to hear
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    • Its the aborted fetus
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    • Are you sure he meant the dog?
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    • Does be some lying mfs
      dmolsrt 7 sep
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    • It’s true, I was the guy hiding from the husband outside.
      Hasheem 7 sep
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    • He aint a liar, he warning you about the ghosts
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    • Why is your dog such a liar?
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    • So what do you comment when your early
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