• MICHAEL ® @Trisuhh: 1h
Tough talk from a girl whose kneecaps stick
farther out than her tits
If your dick doesn't touch your
bellybutton, LOWER YOUR VOICE ¢%
Holy shit you fucking killed her dudeW
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    • The girl I lost my virginity to asked me if it touched my belly button and I didn’t know how to respond so I said “find out” and it ended up working lol
      x_mex 5 jul
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    • Directions unclear. Dick stuck in belly button
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    • I hate when women have standards for men but are offended if we don’t expect them for who they are it’s so toxic
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    • If your dick touches your belly button you either have a 13 inch dick or youre short
      bpis 5 jul
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    • Bitch my dick is 7 and a half and only touches if I sit. Calm the fuck down with your bad dragon dildos!
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    • If size matters that much, get a dildo. It's just as fake as you. Men deserve real love and affection
      SR5R 5 jul
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    • Do dicks not regularly touch belly buttons? All you need is 4 inches right?
      Jamsv 5 jul
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    • Does she like the feeling of someone ramming her cervix or something?
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    • I'm pretty sure a 12 inch dick would hurt
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    • Some of y'all just tried. Admit it
      dudeno4 5 jul
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    • Yall really got me rubbing my cock
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    • Isn't she body shaming?
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    • Straight iced a bitch
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    • Alot of people on ifunny seem to claim they are 7 to 8 inches which isn't adding up with the average some people are lying
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    • my dick would fit in a belly button does that count
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    • My torso is 8 inches soft
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    • Not fair. European torsos are longer. I just measured and I'd need a 14 inch dick to do that. Or to be able to curl in a ball like Metroid
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    • I mean, it’s only like 4.5 inches from your dick to your belly button. Still, she’s a bitch
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    • How the fuck am I supposed to do that I’m 6”4
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    • Damn now I gotta see if my dick can touch my belly button.
      macdeala 5 jul
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    • My belly button? I'm not a fucking orc and chances are you're smaller than me since big girls get seemingly more rare as time passes. If that's what you really want go lube up a pool noodle.
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    • Hey, just saying, her dick doesn’t touch her bellybutton
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    • I don't get how people have a pen1s bellow 6. I got a 9, just use the small inches on the ruler.
      Dialysis 6 jul
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    • Doesn't matter whether or not your dick touches your bellybutton, your opinion is still valid kings 👑
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    • Are we talking hard or soft?
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    • Let me just interject here by saying that I’ve worked in an adult novelty shop for several years and most of the single women I’ve seen coming in buy big toys, while most of the women in married couples that come in purchase normal sized anatomically correct toys. It really isn’t you, fellas.
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    • This is my favorite comment section ever. I feel like I’m learning so much
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    • Luckily I’m in the bathroom right now lemmie see
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    • Why do I need to fuck my belly button?
      Tabby345 7 jul
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    • I knew being fat would be good for something!
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    • Dick to belly button is like 7.5 to 9 inches. Not impossible but rare
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    • My standard for men is 18+ and breathing.
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    • Ha i'm 6ft and 3 inches
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    • Bruh that’s like a foot of distance tf
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    • If your titties touch your belly button, LOWER YOUR VOICE
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    • Well despite her rudeness. I at least know I’m in the clear lol
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    • Can we just not make fun of people for things they were born with?
      ancats 5 jul
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    • Jahnny 5 jul
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    • Why are there so many shitty/toxic people on Twitter.
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    • Let me go check if it does tho brb
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    • 1 more inch
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    • If you bend over you can make it touch
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    • *sneaks to bathroom at work to see if my voice needs to be lowered*
      QK34 6 jul
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    • My dick touches my bellybutton, and it’s not even that big. Slightly above average at best. Having standards like this is shitty, but if you’re gonna do it anyway, at least make those standards high.
      _Godless 5 jul
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    • Bro I was always insecure cause i never knew if I was average or what but yah I mena it can touch my bellybutton.
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    • Thot destroyed
      _Doge_ 5 jul
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    • Anyone else pass?
      Zakybear 6 jul
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    • Does the middle of it touching my belly button count or does it have to be the tip?
      Dabbler 6 jul
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    • How tf do people tuck their dicks into their waistbands to hide boners? It just ends up sticking out
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    • If your dick touched your belly button youd have to have like a 10 incher
      Jungler 6 jul
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    • That's not fair I have a proportionally large upper body. Like our hips could be parallel but id probably still have a couple inches on you
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    • Some people must have some long bellies. My bellybutton to my dick is only like 4 inches
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    • Sounds like none of you guys can reach your belly button with your dick. Sad to hear none of you have belly buttons
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    • It’s like 5 inches for your dick to touch your belly button?
      PIL0T 5 jul
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    • Listen I'm a fat guy with an honest 6.0" my dick touches my belly button. So I mean. It don't take much.
      Kyoshi 5 jul
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    • mine can tough my belly button but it’s not bc i have a big dick (5”) it’s bc i have a low belly button
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    • Standards for men are shitty im sorry you guys have to deal with the stupid expectations its ridiculous what you guys deal with :(
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    • Bruh my dick reaches my belly button y’all have tiny dicks
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    • You would realistically need like 7-8inches minimum to touch belly button right?
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    • I’m 6’5 and chubby my dick will never reach that far
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    • The real question is have y’all ever put your dick inside of your belly button
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    • A l l s I z e s a r e g o o d ! ! !
      Novv 6 jul
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    • Caption dis:
      wheezler 7 jul
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    • to be real with y’all i’m 5’7 with a 4.5inch dick.
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    • tHaTs BoDy ShAmInG a WoMaN
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    • does it count if I have to bend a little bit for it?
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    • So many of you are going to try this now lol
      Rileyy 5 jul
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    • Ha my dick goes past my belly button
      Sixxy76 5 jul
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    • Ok, who's dick cam actually touch their belly button? Like mine is close but still!
      ChiLanta 5 jul
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    • Dicks don't bend that way bitch
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    • If you can’t suck your own dick lower your voice
      Oshawatt 5 jul
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    • Who puts this shit on social media, how stupid do you have to be
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    • Thot patrol doing their job
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    • Bigger=/=Better. Size queens got fucked up priorities
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    • Imagine being in 2020 and still body shaming people. Girls don’t want to be body shamed but don’t think twice on body shaming guys.
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    • Titty-do..when her stomach stick out further than her titty-do
      Doctor_O 7 jul
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    • All you’d have to do is lean forwards
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    • Mine touches
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    • Foreskin powers activate
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    • Midgets be happy
      mmmmmmok 6 jul
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    • I’m 6’4” and my bellybutton is literally 10 inches from the base of my penis 😓 guess I’ll lower my voice
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    • 6inch gang
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    • That means you gotta have a 9-10 inch dick...
      Sirens 5 jul
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    • It does
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    • If you're dick doesn't touch your own butthole then it will inevitably touch someone else's cuz you gay
      Amalek_ 5 jul
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    • That’s a lot of damage
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    • My dick touches my belly button while soft I don’t see why it would be an issue
      Trumpac 5 jul
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    • Do u think my 4 inches will please a girl? Thats honestly my biggest fears and a man.
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    • Omg mine does 😭😭😭 alright ladies come get this schlong
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    • oh god heres comes all the 14 year olds bragging about their dicks
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    • If size matters that much, become a lesbian and share a 7ft long dragon dildo
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    • It much more above the bellu button
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