Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest
The less likely you are able to remember her face
toxicMinecartmemes toxicMinecartmemes
15 dec 2020
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest The less likely you are able to remember her face
ff
EXCUSE ME MA'AM,
JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Suckable Suckable
22 sep 2020
ff EXCUSE ME MA'AM, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone
Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
13 jan 2021
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
x WANNA BE A DOCTOR
Wath my parents thin Whatmyfriendsthink What 'm actually saying
InkyDemon04 InkyDemon04
17 aug 2020
x WANNA BE A DOCTOR Wath my parents thin Whatmyfriendsthink What 'm actually saying
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think
Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord."
"Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
FlyingWhale FlyingWhale
27 sep 2020
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord." "Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
"Everything has its time, and
- The Doctor
The End of the World
SybreedSoul SybreedSoul
10 aug 2020
"Everything has its time, and - The Doctor The End of the World
Captured a rare sight today! Ignore the woman and you'll see the real beauty!
smooth_stolen_panda smooth_stolen_panda
27 jan
Captured a rare sight today! Ignore the woman and you'll see the real beauty!
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
15 dec 2020
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
Nobody
The weeknd:
Heller97 Heller97
7 jan 2021
Nobody The weeknd:
To be honest.
don't even know...
why I became famous.
placid_supre_2 placid_supre_2
20 oct 2020
To be honest. don't even know... why I became famous.
U.S Government: We given you S600
Me: you said $1200
U.s Government:
I said we given you
just_a_little_sus just_a_little_sus
23 dec 2020
U.S Government: We given you S600 Me: you said $1200 U.s Government: I said we given you
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy
your lap
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
27 sep 2020
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy your lap
Duck_II Duck II Goose
slant3d3y3 slant3d3y3
15 apr
Duck_II Duck II Goose
MERCURY (2)
U.K. Gardener
Harvests Potato
She Swears
Resembles Dog:
Still Keep
Laughing About It'
"It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
23 sep 2020
MERCURY (2) U.K. Gardener Harvests Potato She Swears Resembles Dog: Still Keep Laughing About It' "It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
When You Get A Invite From
A Friend Who Is Always
Appearing Offline
Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
DaJuulBoi DaJuulBoi
13 oct 2020
When You Get A Invite From A Friend Who Is Always Appearing Offline Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
Goku: IM FIGHTING FOR FUN!
Vegeta: I'm fighting for pride.
Krillin: I'm fighting for my family.
Yamcha:
I'm fighting) for my fucking life
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
Goku: IM FIGHTING FOR FUN! Vegeta: I'm fighting for pride. Krillin: I'm fighting for my family. Yamcha: I'm fighting) for my fucking life
DANGER
THE DOG HAS A GUN AND REFUSES TO TAKE HIS MEDICATION
USTEN
IR
DONT NEED MY EDS NEED TARGETS
TweeterWillard TweeterWillard
24 sep 2020
DANGER THE DOG HAS A GUN AND REFUSES TO TAKE HIS MEDICATION USTEN IR DONT NEED MY EDS NEED TARGETS