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Laura Dern's goldfish dies at 14 years old trib.al/ gZTt2ef
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    • Oh no her goldfish died, better write a news article
      Pastell 6 aug
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    • Fuck off Lebanon I don’t care. This bitches Goldfish died!
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    • Who the FUCK is Laura Dern?
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    • “journalism”
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    • Fuck those dying kids in Africa, what happened to this celebrity’s goldfish?
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    • Who the fuck is Lauren Denver
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    • Who tf gives a damn abt a goldfish
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    • How did it live to 14
      SAyBro 7 aug
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    • How the hell is that news
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    • From the aptly named "Page Six"
      noondeer 6 aug
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    • It probably watched The Last Jedi and died
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    • Okay but how is this news
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    • laura derns goldfish is a fucking shapeshifter. how is this not being reported on??
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    • Goldfish make great fleshlights. Oof brb my dog is choking on my condoms again..
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    • Thats an ugly goldfish
      _Ula_ 6 aug
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    • I’m excited for her to be back in Jurassic world
      ImMeta 7 aug
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    • I mean, cool her goldfish was old. But if they made THAT because she’s a celebrity, I’ve given up fully on online media
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    • All jokes aside that’s an old goldfish
      Fritzor 6 aug
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    • I cooked it
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    • Glad we got a sweet pic of this hag instead of the fish
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    • oh no... anyway
      SbM48 6 aug
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    • I want Laura Dern to do dirty things to me
      Clown99 6 aug
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    • No that's her goldfish
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    • Looks like those 14 years were a little rough
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      Boat_Man 6 aug
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    • her goldfish could never, i cant believe this I'm literally crying right now I cant stop pissing and shitting and cu
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    • *gasps* no it cant be!
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    • I want to fuck laura dern
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    • Damn, that's an old goldfish
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    • Chat me to rate my cock
      8_inch 9 aug
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    • Looked*
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    • I need to borrow the Hubble telescope cause imma go looking for who tf asked
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    • Took me a second lol
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    • Who the fuck asked
      BigGoku 9 aug
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    • It’s news because holy shit 14 years is a long time for a goldfish
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    • Goldfish are supposed to live for 30 years.
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    • Who the fuck is this bitch?
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    • it took my sister 5 minutes to understand this(i had to explain it to her), we both started laughing
      acelyn 9 aug
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    • Omg who the fuck cares
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    • That’s news?
      The_Lime 8 aug
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    • lets go people, lets go find out who tf asked
      RMonte05 8 aug
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    • Damn my nigga that’s crazy...... but I don’t remember asking
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    • Damn thats an old fish
      Aquaswan 8 aug
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    • Her name sounds like a cookie
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    • oh no! her goldfish died. i loved it sooooo much 😑
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    • Who cares
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    • Imagine going to college just to write headlines like this
      Matttc98 8 aug
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    • don’t care
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    • Only good part was Jurassic Park
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    • Oh dern
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    • Ngl that's impressive. The longest any of my goldfish lasted was 6 months
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    • Ok but who the fuck cares?
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    • Only people with no lives care about what celebs are doing
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    • That’s an old ass goldfish
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    • That’s j.k. Rowling
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    • “Celebrity goldfish die” Me:
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    • why are people so invested in other people's lives
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    • Why do we idolize celebrities
      FBI_69 7 aug
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    • Ironic that one of her best lines is “women inherent the earth” and 25 years later she proved why that’s an ass idea
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    • She looks 99% like my bio teacher from 9th grade
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    • There’s no way a goldfish lived that long
      CoolKD21 7 aug
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    • bruh how tf you let a goldfish die at 14 when the oldest one was 43 (on record, but i'm sure your old goldfish that you flushed lived longer)
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    • It’s amazing how much she’s been in yet no one remembers her
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    • Literally who the fuck cares
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    • Some fish can live for a very long time. Sturgeon can live for over 200 years
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    • How did the news even find out about this, like she had to have told them tf
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    • My dog died
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    • Why do we care about this bitches goldfish?
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    • Is she smiling or grinning
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    • Get fucked Laura Dern, mine died at 16 years old
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    • You know ya have to feel a little bad for these people who went to school for journalism hoping to make a difference and bring real news to the masses and can only do this shit
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    • My Goldfish lived till 4 and I thought it wa impressive, Christ.
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    • It's weird when people and their pets look alike.
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    • She is so hot
      jtooch22 7 aug
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    • Well she helped ruin star wars
      oldman81 7 aug
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    • I feed gold fish to my other fish, do you think I care
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    • Honestly I’d rather hear about this than more covid news
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    • TheCraig 7 aug
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    • I didn’t read the gold fish part and thought “damn how you that fucked up at 14”
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    • Who tf
      Cravage 7 aug
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    • Oh my God, who fuckin cares?
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    • Why do we give a shit, how about exposing some sketchty fuckers that run our media, entertsinment, and govt. Tired of being numbed by shitty celebrities
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    • Wait yall missin the point, her goldfish was 14 YEARS OLD
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    • Laura Dern is fantastic in F is For Family btw
      Auxiliis 7 aug
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    • Do people actually even give single fuck about these dumbass articles and shit
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    • I think its weird that we live in this odd crossover age where we’re learning that celebrities are real people, and we can have real interactions with them on the internet, while some still live in a bubble that we could never fathom getting into.
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