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    • This gave me aids
      Cole321654 12 dec 2018
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    • Who just uses water? That’s not sanitary. Hand soap is better than no soap.
      Fedor_who_else 12 dec 2018
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    • He got butt dialed
      Chig_Bhungus 13 dec 2018
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    • I wash my ass with bodywash, I don't see what the problem is. Just rinse it properly.
      tail 12 dec 2018
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    • Umm you better wash your asshole with soap nasty bitch
      Im_a_stan_xo 13 dec 2018
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    • If u use only water to clean yourself u nasty af
      S3xy_Tim3s 13 dec 2018
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    • Hate to know what that person smells like “just use water” ya nastyyyyy
      teenta 12 dec 2018
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    • So... He butt dials
      chrisxx99842 12 dec 2018
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    • Women : men aren't clean enough. Men : *cleans asshole*. Women: men are too clean
      that1Buscus 12 dec 2018
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    • ..no butt dial joke? 3/10
      LD124 13 dec 2018
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    • So he Butt dialed? (Don’t give this top comment someone already said it, give it to them)
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    • Butt dial
      mememanyes 12 dec 2018
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    • Just use normal bar soap, Jesus. Do some people really wash down there with just water? Yikes.
      snowbugsilk 12 dec 2018
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    • Who uses soap to clean their asshole? I use dollarstore acetone nail polish remover. Burns the first times but on the 50th time it doesn’t hurt. Works for me.
      Diop 12 dec 2018
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    • Drewboyo 12 dec 2018
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    • So he “butt dialed”
      toomgis_ 12 dec 2018
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    • Butt dial
      CremeFraich666 12 dec 2018
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    • I don't know, Frank is making a lot of sense here...
      Nariod14 12 dec 2018
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    • Why is there no butt dial joke?
      Makinnak_2013 12 dec 2018
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    • I, honestly, applaud his forward thinking. There is nothing wrong with prepping the turd cutter to have a pleasant smell. It probably gets tired of smelling like a filthy piece of shit.
      AnthonyWright1983 12 dec 2018
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    • Butt dial, am I seriously the first person to think of this
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    • Why would you use soap on the rest of your body to clean it in the shower and just give your asshole (the dirtiest part of your body) a rinse with water? That’s pretty dang disgusting tbh.
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    • Please use more than just water to clean your butt 🤢
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    • Pathetic...this was perfectly formed for a good pun. "Theres no asshole soap?" "No, theres no butt dial."
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    • That chick’s fucking disgusting if she only uses water to clean her ass
      XDontworryboutitX 15 dec 2018
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    • Butt Dial
      Ethanbob234 14 dec 2018
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    • meagankom711 13 dec 2018
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    • Your boy never heard of body wash?
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    • frank really has a point dude
      bossy_Joshy 13 dec 2018
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    • Missed such a great joke: sorry didn't mean to send that, butt Dial
      ChillerLlama 13 dec 2018
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    • They missed the chance to make a pun about buttdialing
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    • Pankypants
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    • Butt dial.
      HamandTurkey 12 dec 2018
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    • B u t t d i a l
      Freshhh 12 dec 2018
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    • Guess he... Butt dialed
      MrMOPAR 12 dec 2018
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    • Seriously, eating ass is the nastiest shit ever. Even if you clean your asshole out with fucking handsoap.
      LENNAH_MAH_BOI 12 dec 2018
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    • Do people not shower every day like body soap washes your asshole just fine
      bilboTBAGginss 12 dec 2018
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    • It was a butt dial
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    • I just use body wash and scrub in between my cheeks, I don’t push that shut in that’s gay
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    • I died in m class almost got in trouble
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    • Grooooosssss this girl doesn’t wash her ass
      Acidjubatus 12 dec 2018
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    • Shes fuckin stupid, water does not appropriately clean your ass.
      Simplicity18_2013 12 dec 2018
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    • Nasty bitch just uses water?
      Tiersen 12 dec 2018
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    • I’m really upset that there wasnt a “butt dial” pun anywhere in there
      The_Unedited_2014 12 dec 2018
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    • He butt dialed her
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    • we just gonna ignore the fact that women eating man ass is mentioned?
      freakymemer 12 dec 2018
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    • idiot 12 dec 2018
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    • This guy is obviously superior. He wants a clean ass while your nasty ass is only cleaned by water
      UNSC_2018 12 dec 2018
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    • I thought that is was going to end in a joke about butt-Dialing
      fuzedice_2013 12 dec 2018
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    • Rain 12 dec 2018
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    • He butt dials
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    • Um yeah it is so much better if it smells fresh who is this dumb Bitch
      The_Charisma 12 dec 2018
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    • They are lowkey in love with each other.
      CanofGoyaBeans 12 dec 2018
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    • That's how bacteria become resistant to antibacterials... over using antibacterials. If a super strain of asshole bacteria pops up, Imma blame you.
      Luci__2016 12 dec 2018
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    • Um... so this chick goes through life NEVER actually cleansing her asshole? Rimmers steer clear of this dirty ass (literally) ho!
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    • She’s dumb as fuck if she thinks water makes your shit encrusted butthole clean and fresh
      Captain_Opi 12 dec 2018
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    • Her butt prob smells like death then
      bigzooty_2018 12 dec 2018
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    • This bitch gross not washing her ass with soap
      AkioAsakura 12 dec 2018
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    • So I guess they accidentally butt dialed
      DitzyIF 12 dec 2018
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    • FarewellAmirali
      "Wow Frank, I sure prefer the smell of shit to soap!" - No woman, ever
      FarewellAmirali 12 dec 2018
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    • People don’t clean their ass with soap? Tf
      TomLe 12 dec 2018
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    • Cmon...who hasn't butt dialed before?
      someDieselguy 12 dec 2018
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    • I scrub my butt with body wash when I’m in the shower is that just me?
      slerpyderpy 19 dec 2018
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    • This will inspire a new brand of soap called Butt Dial.
      EpicRooster 18 dec 2018
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    • You clean you ass with body wash, this girl has a smelly ass
      notgaygangsta 15 dec 2018
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    • "Water cleans you just fine" bitch never speak to me again with your stank ass
      Draxxin 15 dec 2018
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    • Hey guys, if you want the best jacking lube.. trust me, icy hot is just the thing. You're welcome
      KarmaTheClown 14 dec 2018
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    • Butt dialed
      jackdouglass_2013 13 dec 2018
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    • This post was just a butt dial
      jhang10_2018 13 dec 2018
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    • After he used it, it was butt dial
      Meeska 13 dec 2018
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    • get back to me when you rub icy hot on your balls
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    • Is someone really advocating for not using soap on your ass?
      brashing 13 dec 2018
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    • The question is why are two guys talking about asshole soap
      uselesstail_2016 13 dec 2018
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    • Anti bacterial soap is what you use to wash your ass.
      milkmilk 13 dec 2018
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    • Disappointed in the severe lack of ‘BUTT DIAL’ jokes in the comment section.
      Doctor_WhoCraft 13 dec 2018
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    • Imagine going to eat that girls ass out and she has shit all slathered on her butthole because water just grazes her cheeks.
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    • I use tide pods. Shove em in and wait and boom next time you shit everything comes out! Including your rectum.
      arandomnerd 13 dec 2018
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    • Did he just butt dial himself?
      BigBadGoober 13 dec 2018
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    • There should be a BUTT DIAL
      NeatestNoodle 13 dec 2018
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    • Butt dial
      zuulwithajuul 13 dec 2018
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    • New meaning to "Butt Dial"
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    • I just use a cucumber with soap on it
      Af1998 12 dec 2018
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    • I have a question why can’t you wash with dial soap?
      LadyBits_2018 12 dec 2018
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    • Please use soap to wash your assholes. Just water is not fine. Thank you have a nice day
      NotGoodEnough_ 12 dec 2018
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    • Buttdial
      Patch030406Fanboy 12 dec 2018
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    • “A man who cleans his house clearly expects visitors”
      ItisIRyo 12 dec 2018
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    • Butt dial?
      DontStepOnSnek 12 dec 2018
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    • DarthForeskin 12 dec 2018
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    • Bitch, your asshole isn’t a vagina- you don’t have to be worried about pH. Use some goddamn soap.
      AbbytheCat 12 dec 2018
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    • I thought he was making a pun "butt dial"
      JohnnyBratva 12 dec 2018
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    • Butt dial
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    • fake because his name is frank
      Joes 12 dec 2018
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    • Who the hell doesn't wash their asshole? Frank's making valid points
      jaymey94 12 dec 2018
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    • Butt dial. I get it
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    • I clean my gfs ass with my penis
      OriginalThought 12 dec 2018
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    • So he washed BECAUSE he shit...what about toilet paper? Is he seriously cleaning his ass after a shit by washing it?
      T_J_Phantom 12 dec 2018
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    • I clean my asshole with cum
      XenonTheFox 12 dec 2018
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    • idiot 12 dec 2018
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    • Does your friend live in an alternate universe where baby and aloe Vera wipes do not exist?
      KimKarTrashian 12 dec 2018
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    • Join the dollar shave club and they send you "one wipe Charlie's" for this exact thing, every month
      Philofthafutur 12 dec 2018
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