• Messages Green Lantern Contacts
Why do they call you
Green Lantern? I've only
seen you with a green ring. I keep the lantern at home.
UY Itcharges my ring.
Oh, the lantern feeds
the ring. Got it.
lantern charged
by an even larger lantern.
It sounds like you're involved
in a Lantern pyramid scheme.
No. You don't get it. There's a
lantern at the top with all the
power, which gives power to
a bunch of lanterns below it,
which gives power to rings
below this, and oh my god it's
NY a pyramid scheme.
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    • Trickle down lampanomics
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    • When no one realizes the flash could be smarter than batman if he wanted to
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    • Except the energy is limitless essentially.
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    • Green lantern just realized he’s getting fucked
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    • Lamp? 👀
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    • LewdShopManagerEcho
      Like this comment if I should send you lewds
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    • Fuck other superheros I’m Boatman
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    • “I have to go make a call”
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    • Just use multiple rings and the big lantern... geez. Amateurs
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    • I feel like the green lantern mythos needs a slight rework
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    • There's an equal number of small lanterns to rings so it isn't actually a pyramid scheme.
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    • At this point the government is a ponzi scheme
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    • I dont get that power system honestly. It utilizes willpower, but it needs to be charged. The fuck are they charging it with? Does everyone in the lantern core not have enough willpower to keep it charged by themselves?
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    • Poor Ryan Reynolds
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    • Cringe
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    • Besides Batman and Superman, Green Lantern has to be one of the shittest heros
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    • NiggaFact!: wtf is this
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    • Anyone else skip these garbage posts?
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    • I'm playing as green lantern
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    • This is a spoof from a scene in always sunny in Philadelphia
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    • And the ring gives power to him, and they benefit off of him by making him do the work of keeping the universe safe, or whatever it is the green lantern corp does again
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    • Actually that's completely backwards from a pyramid scheme
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    • SmartphOWNED
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    • That actually works
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    • Why does his eyes in the last message somehow look shocked when there the same
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    • Except you’re actually getting something from the lantern above you
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    • Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    • Cringe
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    • Anyone else read this in Ryan Reynolds' voice?
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    • It's more of what trickle down economics is expected to be i think. A pyramid scheme would be if he got more power based on how many new recruits he brought in
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    • But each smaller lantern doesn't charge multiple rings.
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    • *me going to go hire all the single women so they can "build their own business"
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    • Pyramid green
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    • I don’t like to say this often but CRINGE
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    • At least he's not a yellow lantern who getd their power from an evil space squid that's trapped in a lantern
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    • Everyone should read Green Lantern starting with Geoff Johns run, the movie sucked but the comics are fucking amazing
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    • Well that was dumb
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    • L
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    • It’s lanterns all the way down
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    • these are never good stop featuring these
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    • DC made the right call having nathan fillion be green lantern's voice actor for some of their movies
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    • The way he said omg reminds me of the vine "even the babies are dangerous, so i built this cage t- oh my god"
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    • I guess we’ll ignore what a pyramid scheme is
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    • If I could be green lantern with the only rub being I know it’s a pyramid scheme and nothing else changes, I wouldn’t even have to think about it
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    • Milk
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    • This is straight form the office
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    • Anybody remember the Lamp memes with the moths?
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    • “Always has been”
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    • Lol
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    • I don’t even know what green lanterns power is
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    • Gay
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    • do people find this stuff funny?
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    • So technically if u just used the big lamp instead of the little one you’ll be more powerful
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    • Flash is the most op character in DC AND marvel. change my mind
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    • If anyone gets invited to Amway, don't do it. It's a scheme
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    • Fake
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    • That one time green lantern got super charged and started glowing fucking green
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    • Some DC lore is just nonsensical bullshit
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    • These text memes make me sad
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    • :/
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    • Gay
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    • Just like Michael.
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    • Tara Strong can wash my car any day
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    • So if the big lantern goes out, they all go out?
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    • To be fair, it’s a pyramid scheme that gives you the power to Will things into existence that you know. So a few steps up from an actual pyramid scheme.
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    • Satalite charging stations. Pyramid scheme would be if the lower lanterns charged the big lantern
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    • Trickle down will power
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    • That’s not even a pyramid scheme
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    • Well it eventually stops. With an actual pyramid scheme it doesn't work because of exponential growth.
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    • This is the opposite of a pyramid scheme. Trickle down lampanomics is right.
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    • Man.. what happened to this fucking app.
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    • I always wondered how the hell did green lantern keep his power battery to charge his ring. Like in some comics he just keeps it at home (stupid idea because an enemy can easily steal it) and in other comics he just whips it out mid space battle to charge his ring. So which is it
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    • SmartphOWNED!
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    • Reject your ring. Seize your giant lantern.
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    • Jobs are legal pyramid schemes. Think about that.
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    • It's called Multi-lantern-marketing
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    • I always hate powers that have a limited amount of time
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    • Green lantern has one of my all time favorite superpowers yet I still don’t know too much about him.
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    • It’s funny because it’s DC and not marvel
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    • I would like to be blue lantern
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    • Who’s boatman?
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    • ..a lantern scheme if you will
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    • i miss stampy :(
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    • Btw that's not a pyramid scheme because he's not giving anything to the lantern. In a pyramid scheme you have to buy things or have an initial payment. This is more like... trickle down economics?
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    • Sounds like my job. Guy at top has all the power and gives me money
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    • If it was a pyramid scheme he'd be giving it power to get more power.
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    • Green boi actually for some reason can teleport the lantern
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    • Pyramid schemes funnel money up the pyramid. This is funneling power down, yes it is still pyramid shape but its not really a scheme
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