MESSAGES
Albert Einstein
II need you're help fam
Voracious_Beaver Voracious_Beaver
11 jun
MESSAGES Albert Einstein II need you're help fam
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid.
Me to my crush:
like
UenoChan UenoChan
2 jun
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid. Me to my crush: like
Mirrors don't lie
And lucky for you , they don't laugh
ryubrooddyssey ryubrooddyssey
22d
Mirrors don't lie And lucky for you , they don't laugh
miku
ain't clitoris that big ass red dog
kayeeluh kayeeluh
28 sep 2020
miku ain't clitoris that big ass red dog
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
marinara_pastasauce marinara_pastasauce
17 mar
My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Me: using my phone during a family gathering.
Little cousin:
got game
Me: using my phone during a family gathering. Little cousin: got game
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
Crime Watch Daily @
WOE cam Crine WatchDaid,
University bookstore worker stole
$20, worth of textbooks, police say buff. ly 2h-QNOt
dog daddy
MEMEOLOGY
I hope he returned those 2 books
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
24 sep 2020
Crime Watch Daily @ WOE cam Crine WatchDaid, University bookstore worker stole $20, worth of textbooks, police say buff. ly 2h-QNOt dog daddy MEMEOLOGY I hope he returned those 2 books
Ace_1 Ace_1
27 sep 2020
© Based on: puppy_love_humans
So I invaded my dog's personal space nd well...'
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard
DO
eyes eyes
27 sep 2020
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard DO
Me showing Satan all the
Yo Momma jokes I told to
the kids at the orphanage
ArousedPeanut ArousedPeanut
19 may
Me showing Satan all the Yo Momma jokes I told to the kids at the orphanage
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at
No matter what comes through that gate: you will stand your ground
jimthar jimthar
1 may
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at No matter what comes through that gate: you will stand your ground
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf
She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
Former US President Calvin Coolidge enjoyed
"buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him"
SpareParts SpareParts
16 nov 2020
Former US President Calvin Coolidge enjoyed "buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him"
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm
Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
summersfullife summersfullife
8 sep 2020
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
IDENTIFYING
WOOD
ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl
YEP, IT'S WOOD
IDENTIFYING WOOD ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl YEP, IT'S WOOD
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion