MERCURY (2)
U.K. Gardener
Harvests Potato
She Swears
Resembles Dog:
Still Keep
Laughing About It'
"It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
23 sep 2020
MERCURY (2) U.K. Gardener Harvests Potato She Swears Resembles Dog: Still Keep Laughing About It' "It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS
HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR
BWAAAAAAAAAH! I A\\ y /
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
24 sep 2020
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR BWAAAAAAAAAH! I A\\ y /
Someone needs to tell her...
That is not how you open a beer
Someone needs to tell her... That is not how you open a beer
Expectation vs
Realit
meaty_memenationzn meaty_memenationzn
6 nov 2020
Expectation vs Realit
Me googling boss mechanics mid fight while the party suffers
INTERESTING.
Me googling boss mechanics mid fight while the party suffers INTERESTING.
When the Burger King employee yells order
66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy
lightsaber
Good soldiers follow orders.
iammachine iammachine
7 jan 2021
When the Burger King employee yells order 66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy lightsaber Good soldiers follow orders.
Believe me,honey
like you for your personalitits
DontLookAtMySubz DontLookAtMySubz
12 may
Believe me,honey like you for your personalitits
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format
Me with a dog format:
bonjour
fare
NotYeahAverageDude
22 sep 2020
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format Me with a dog format: bonjour fare
Two types of people:
1. The person who sees the pizza
2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza.
drop the pizza!
distant_hilariouxs distant_hilariouxs
27 jan 2021
Two types of people: 1. The person who sees the pizza 2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza. drop the pizza!
All these rappers out here dying of drug OD's in their early 20's...
Ozzy at 71:
BigDtrain1 BigDtrain1
11 sep 2020
All these rappers out here dying of drug OD's in their early 20's... Ozzy at 71:
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem*
The math teacher:
Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
CaiyaNicole CaiyaNicole
4 dec 2020
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem* The math teacher: Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
Robbie
21 mins Instagram
To all the people who never thought I could do it #fuckyou
Like - Comment Share
3 people like this.
Bailey What are you doing
4 mins Like
Robbie Just hanging out
4 mins - Like
ay Write a comment
jazz jazz
13 apr
Robbie 21 mins Instagram To all the people who never thought I could do it #fuckyou Like - Comment Share 3 people like this. Bailey What are you doing 4 mins Like Robbie Just hanging out 4 mins - Like ay Write a comment
How people think humans domesticated dogs
how it actually happened:
Humans
Welves
Puppies
fame fame
21 sep 2020
How people think humans domesticated dogs how it actually happened: Humans Welves Puppies
morning
@smeretivert
The skull of Mary Magdalene in St
Maxi min Basilica in France
This is the hardest shit ive ever seen
LuckyLook LuckyLook
5 mar
morning @smeretivert The skull of Mary Magdalene in St Maxi min Basilica in France This is the hardest shit ive ever seen
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
WLMSH
25 sep 2020
© Based on: arbiter_carter
THE IN TO ATLANTIS IS NIGH BROTHERS WE WILL LEAVE Th WORLD BEHIND AND AA GO HOME
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop
00 a.m,
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop 00 a.m,
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
nightmare2002 nightmare2002
22 sep 2020
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
francheyes francheyes
27 sep 2020
Smart ass dogs