• Men: Why do women
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    • This deserves a feature
      Tylee64 18 jun
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    • Said no man ever
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    • All men are pigs and women are angels...will somebody let me out of this locker now?
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    • women don’t need airbags when they have fat titties
      Lick 19 jun
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    • I don’t get me wrong I hate the fedboys as much as the next guy but I’m fairly sure it’s illegal to not have airbags
      RIP_Stark 19 jun
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    • bam0217 19 jun
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    • Looks like the cars a bomb
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    • I'm glad tran people are becoming disgusting again. Proud of you guys for not letting mentally challenged people convince you you're the wrong one
      Dooberton 21 jun
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    • Shit, jordan that's where I'm from
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    • Imagine thinking you’re too manly to avoid an easy death. Lmao
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    • Science says it’s because men don’t like to show emotion or cry so for some reason they die sooner, I forget the details so look it up if you want.
      KemariRay 20 jun
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    • This is in Jordan because the traffic is SO FUCKING BAD YOURE AT A CONSTANT SPEED OF 5MPH
      PIL0T 19 jun
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    • Air bags are white, and as a white man in today’s day and age, death is more acceptable than being accused of racism. What do you deflate flowers fucking want from me
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    • I saw that on the freeway earlier last week, I can confidently say that I did see their airbags deploy
      Thatbee 19 jun
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    • To be fair one of their death is suicide and men are more likely to than woman. Therefore treat everyone equivalent and be open minded and think about what they are going through
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    • Only has one airbag.... (deploys)....looks back “MYYY FAMILYYY!!!” SkoalRings
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    • Yes, having your neck snapped in half like a twig because a 16 year old was laughing at memes on his phone instead of driving is totally manly.
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    • I think everyone has a pretty good idea why women live longer
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    • Men have a billion times more fun so it's way worth it
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    • This has Poland written all over it
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    • I'm gonna shit violently
      fatballz 19 jun
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    • Trans ppl should have their own prisons. We need to lock up the mentally insane
      Dooberton 21 jun
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    • Made by a feminist who doesn’t vaccinate her 4 kids
      tronkler 19 jun
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    • Arabic
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      nomoreIfunni 19 jun
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    • Because guys do the more risky jobs
      Worst_boi 19 jun
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      brcainuh 19 jun
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      GuitarBending 19 jun
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    • Jordanians, wya
      Awwie 19 jun
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      Pooperpoops 19 jun
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    • Feature material
      laith328 18 jun
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    • I drove a 2 years without an air bag cause my dad didn’t want to replace it
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    • No men are asking why women live longer... we know perfectly well that we do stupid shot and we’ll keep it that way
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    • But clearly we're somewhere in the UAE? Why is it in English?
      AndyRando 22 jun
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    • They don’t even put on seatbelts on Jordan. Speaking from experience
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    • Well, when a man meets a feminist, he just wants to die faster
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    • Turkish 21 jun
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    • No really though everytime a parent dies it’s always the dad first
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    • I have never heard a man say this
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    • In reality, the reason has to do with the size of our organs and bodies. Men statistically tend to be larger than women and thus require their organs to function at a higher capacity. And since men don’t have internal reproductive organs, the rest of the organs tend to be larger as well
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    • There’s also the fact that me and a few of my friends react to the term colonoscopy, a necessary medical procedure, with the words “Death before dishonor”
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    • That's Arabic, they are suicidal
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    • Literally no man has ever been interested in that question.
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    • Another prime example of this, I was riding my bike that doesnt have brakes down a big ass hill and got fucked right the fuck up at the bottom and decided that it was a fluke and I should've been able to pull it so I tried again and once again got fucked up more but even worse the second time
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    • Translation: We broke.
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    • I have that sticker on my truck
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    • No man has ever asked that question
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    • I live to have fun not to live long
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    • Who ever made this meme, is not well inform!
      leupgaru 21 jun
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    • We live Xtreme lives and dont take pictures of ourselves just to post it and look pretty (a small portion is)
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    • You see if you were a real man you wouldn't die because men are the superior drivers therefore your lesser than a women if you die.
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    • I remember this being featured before lmao the car was from russia
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    • FYI, on average, in America, men live to be 79, women live to be 81
      Jacob2 20 jun
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    • No two people have the same personality.
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    • "if men are married to women like you they just want to die sooner"
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    • I’m not trying to get charged with manslaughter because you rear ended me with no airbags
      Kif717 20 jun
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    • Of course its the middle east
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    • My airbags broke 10k miles ago
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    • We generally dont wonder why women live longer. Doesnt matter cause we know we have more fun
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    • Clearly a woman made this
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    • Because most women don't marry women
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    • *heavy voice* we fight like men
      Have_Fish 20 jun
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    • Real niggas fly thru the windshield
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    • Eh, To hell with out living women, I'd rather die soonet
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    • I literally have this bumper sticker 😂
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    • I seen this on a truck the other day
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    • I'm from Jordan and I know this guy
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    • I will say that a airbag didn't save my life it never deployed but that damn seatbelt did
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    • Its probably because male suicide rates are so high and the expectancy for men to expend their body and their lives is exponentially higher than women will ever face.
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    • As a man, I can say I’ve never questioned why women live longer.
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    • As a Jordanian, I'm proud that a photo from Jordan got featured
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    • My dads jordanian. I have lived in jordan and palestine. I have hundreds of close relatives from there and I guarantee if a goddamn jordanian man has that sticker on his car then he does not have air bags and no ones gonna stop him
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    • Paid for by the women’s association
      pp_poop 20 jun
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    • I don’t believe any man ask why women live longer. I think they all know why
      Sinoce 20 jun
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    • Airbags sometimes to more damage then the crash itself
      geosolar 20 jun
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    • All I need is a roll cage and a five point harness
      suicide99 20 jun
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    • I thought they blow themselves up before the airbag deploys
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    • Ram 1500 airbags
      blg0883 20 jun
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    • Men invented airbags
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    • I had that on my saturn
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    • Real men never used to die in cars. They died on horseback and carriages
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    • Why is that white Hyundai looking car practically kissing the bumper? Even if its a parking lot thats hella close
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    • I just put that sticker on my truck yesterday
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    • Men don't ask that
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    • I've looked death in the face and spat
      Bjord 19 jun
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    • Men die first to get away from women
      __Monika 19 jun
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    • Or All women just need to live life with more excitement
      TacoPro12 19 jun
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    • Where it at?
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    • Oh we don’t question it. We already know
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    • Airbags are meant for the idiots that don't want to wear a seatbelt
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    • Men die sooner because our bodies are flooded with testosterone which is a chemical that shortens life spans
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    • I have one airbag
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    • Nobody ask y
      jyama 19 jun
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