• Men of reddit, what's the cutest thing you
own?
I couldn't go to the state fair because I had band
practice so my 11 year old daughter and my girlfriend
went without me. I gave my daughter $50 and told her
she better win me a prize. I was just kidding though.
When I got home there was a stuffed animal green frog
on my pillow, my heart just melted, it was so sweet and
the whole time I was at practice I felt bad for not going.
It was the sweetest thing and now this grown man
sleeps with his green frog every night.
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    • My niece gave me a green stuffed dinosaur out of nowhere. I was going home one day and she said "here uncle I want you to have this one". It has sat on my TV ever since.
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    • I had a stroke when I was fifteen and my cousin gave me a stuffed bear when I was in the hospital and couldn't remember anyone or anything
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    • He has an eleven year old daughter and band practice? Both of these things exist concurrently?
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    • I have Lilo. And she got her stitches out today!
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    • The kid of one of my friends gave me just a random rock she found on the ground and said “that’s your special rock now”, I still have it over a year later
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    • When I was in 6th grade we had to go to the 1st grade class and help teach them how to read bigger books and the girl I got was so sweet, she drew me a little picture of both of us and a rainbow and I still have it in my desk
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    • I don’t have anything “cute” I got tools and sports and war memorabilia from from my dad and his dad and my moms dad. But they’re not cute, just extremely sentimental to me. Like I got a flag taken off a flagpole in Nagasaki signed by my grandpas whole marine battalion.
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    • My fiancee gave me a custom watch and underneath the face is engraved “you are my North Star.” I told her that on our one year dating anniversary. I wear that watch every day.
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    • At this current moment I have read every single one of these comments and it made my day, it’s one of the few times Ifunny isn’t being toxic (other than the comments targeting the guy) I haven’t been having the greatest week so thank you random people who commented :)
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    • Hootie the owl. Daughter gave to me before a deployment. That rainbow polka dot owl has been to more countries than most people. That's my owl there are many like it but that one is mine.
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    • Not a cute story, but a few years ago while driving a moving van back from Iowa, we stopped at a cave in Colorado. The cave tours were cancelled due to flooding, but I bought a plush "Peek-a-boo Bat," where it's wings Velcro in front of it's face. Adorable.
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    • Oh this is easy. When I was in the hospital during Christmas time, the local high school choir came and sang us Christmas carols. Following them was this group of adorable little girls (I’m assuming younger siblings?) that gave everyone a flower and a beanie baby. It’s sitting on my mantle right now
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    • My nan who died a while back from cancer gave me a small plush octopus and I keep it with me every night and if I just feel like giving up I hug my small octopus
      DrIceberg 17 jun
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    • I'm not a man and the thing I own is silly. I got a video of my hairy guy friend singing the milkshake song with his shirt up. He always did that dance when I was upset and it always cheered me up. I didn't realize how much I missed the dance until I got the video
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    • I gave my brother a plastic toy soldier I won at an arcade. He had just gotten out of the Marine Corp, and it was one of the first times we had hung out since he joined. He carries it in his bookbag at all times
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    • I was having a really bad time, PTSD was acting up, money was way down cause my company had folded. My daughter, 4 at the time, kept asking how she could make it better. I would always hug her and tell her that just being there was best. She said she can't be around forever, and brought me a-
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    • The day after I got with my girlfriend, I had to come back home from work because I felt like absolute shit and was moving so slow. When my gf got back to see me, she had brought me medicine and this stuffed memory foam bear. It was the sweetest thing anyone had done for me in a long time, so now...
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    • It’s not there anymore but last winter I was with my gf at the time and the windows had frosted over because it was so cold and she made a heart in the frost and every time it frosted over since then the heart came back and I didn’t want to wash it off sadly I had tobringittotheshopandtheydetailedit
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    • I have a blanket I can't sleep without. I've had it since I was born and its regular size so I can still wrap myself in it.
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    • My grandpa had chemo a few years ago and he never really recovered from it, so when I went over to his house I gave him my white tailed deer stuffed animal, and he’s never not slept with it.
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    • A good friend of mine won me a stuffed wolf when we were hanging out one night. He sits in the back window of my car. I doubt he knows how much it means to me because I have had a lot of shitty friends growing up. I don't think he even remembers giving it to me.
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    • I sleep with a quilt made my by mom. The material is mainly made of my dad’s old shirts. It’s comfy af
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    • Redditor had band practice, sounds about right
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    • My brother has a DnD wizard figurine that lives atop his TV. The TV came broken and was only white static until he put this wizard on the TV, with which the TV started functioning once more.
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    • I have little Kirby squishy my girlfriend won in a claw machine that she was so proud of even though it wasnt the one she wanted so she gave it to me and had me get her the little pusheen cat stuffy in the machine
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    • Ive had this since i was a baby, dont see it that much but i get soft every-time i do
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    • Meanwhile... who’s looking forward to the halo infinite trailer?
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    • Why does a grown man who has an 11 year old daughter go to band practice? I mean if he were IN a band, like a recording artist, couldn’t he have worded it better?
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    • My bf and I have matching black bear stuffed animals, both named Noodle
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    • Idk if this counts but... I had a great friend give me a necklace relating to something we both loved. I wasn't a fan of necklaces for a while but tried to wear it. Just about 3 years ago she k!lled herself. I've worn this necklace every single day since
      Linkro 19 jun
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    • Idk if it’s cute, but when I was in the third grade my grandma bought my this cute little digital watch. She passed away, in my senior year now, I still have it in my little watch collection
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    • I still have my baby blanket shits soothing actually puts me to sleep instantly. For my 21st every got together to hunt down another one for the appeal. It’s a 90s vintage item now so it took some looking but now I have two one perfect and sealed and one that’s a sleep aid
      _Kairos_ 18 jun
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    • My father has a pair of my old baby shoes, my favored baby book, the socks they put on my hands in the hospital so I couldn't scratch my face when I was a newborn, and a piece of clay with my footprints on them from when I was two all in his sock drawer so every morning he sees them and smiles
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    • Trick question, there are no men on reddit
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    • I guess ever since my uncle passed away a couple of months ago I’ve been using the Vikings jerseys on my madden team to remember him by instead of the falcons. The man loved the Vikings since he was just a little boy my dad used to say. Cancer is a real bitch
      Niggles 18 jun
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    • Two things. A small plush Mega Charizard X that I keep on my dresser in front of my TV, which I sometimes grab and hold for a few if Im on a call with friends, and I have an old build a bear beagle that I've had since I was a puntable-sized child. I gotta sew it up, restuff it, and wash it soon
      TheSac 18 jun
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    • I’m a huge gear head. My little cousin gave me a hot wheels corvette cuz he knew that’s my fav car.
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    • I used to have a 2 ft tall teddy bear that was a hand me down from my mom, until my stepfather burnt it with all of my other things because my mom left him for being abusive, my brother slept with it for 7 years.
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    • I don't have alot of cute stuff but if I have to name somethin I'd say this little ice king figurine I got in a lootcrate. He just sitting in his throne holding his lil penguins cradling Gunther with smile on his face that carries more happiness than I'll ev
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    • I was a baby who was in and out of the hospital for the first few months of my life and on Christmas a lady spent her whole day going into the hospitals and put handmade blankets on all the baby and mine was red with little paw prints and I hope she is doing well bless her heart
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    • It’s a 2 foot tall stuffed giraffe my mom got me on a whim. Because she’s thought I’d like it. I’m a grown ass man and still sleep with it to this day
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    • Oh boy a reddit feature and a reaction image i wonder what all the nice people have to say in the comment section
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    • I am in high school and still sleep with my stuffed animals
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    • I still have my childhood piggy bank it’s a baby chick that’s kinda fat but really cute
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    • I have a little stuffed dog that was given to me from my grandma on the day my mom was able to see me again on court day (i was 8) After my father had taken me away from her (after years of threatening to take me away and never come back). She got full custody.
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    • My best friend knows I love fallout so he got me a fallout bobble head when he knew my family has been treating me like trash for a week straight
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    • This is the cutest thing I own.
      nathax1 18 jun
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    • My gf is a geologist and gave me a fire opal necklace made from a boot lace clasp that broke off her boot when she accidentally pantsed me in highschool
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    • A little figurine of a smiling pikachu. Its fuckin adorable.
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    • I have a small fluffy frog plushy that was given to me by a hospital when I was 2 years old and had to get my tonsils removed, it's got a little shirt that has the name of the hospital on it and now holds up my miniature dry-erase board on my desk 15 years later.
      Phren_Z 17 jun
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    • My parents bought me a stuffed bald eagle from the zoo one year for my birthday, it goes everywhere I go, it reminds me my parents are always watching out for me even if I don't agree with them
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    • i was at the detroit childrens hospital for a surgery and this very little kid who apparently always was in the hospital was the friendliest little guy on the planet, i gave him my goldfish crackers my family would send me because he loved them, before i left he gave me a lego guy that kinda looked
      tewps 18 jun
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    • i used to have a plush pig that sat next to my head when i slept. gave it to a friend of mine that loves pigs when she was in the hospital.
      ATexanGuy 17 jun
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    • When I was little my dad and I went on a roadtrip and I was pretty sick for several days- we went to the gas station and I stopped him cause I saw these super realistic cat models. In the back was the least pretty one, and I figured all the others would get picked before her so I got her. I named>
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    • my girlfriend goes to this con every year and got me this specialized dragon claw necklace that clutches onto dice. she paid extra to be able to put her own die in it, which was the last die she had of this personal set she had that got slowly lost over the years. it means the world to me and
      Ornstein 20 jun
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    • I've been living on the road full time for the last 4 years. The first time my gf, now fiance, came on the road with me, she saw me sleeping holding a hotel pillow and went out and bought me a big teddy bear because "its softer". I still sleep with that bear every night 3 1/2 years later. Part 1/2
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    • A tiny spider man plush that is like 8 inches tall I’ve had it since I was a kid and one time my grandma had to sew his butt together cause it ripped she’s not around anymore so I keep it as a reminder
      Sockhands 18 jun
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    • I know it says guys. But, I had this stuffed animal that looks like a marshmallow. And my dad was having a bad day and having a hard time sleeping. So I had the idea giving him the marshmallow. He cuddles with it and makes my heart melt. Men are very adorable
      Hanjoon 18 jun
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    • I gave my gf a little rubber alligator I got from band for free. I named him Squisho for her and she loves him so much it's adorable
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    • Airplanefriend!: Is now on YouTube!! Yeah this one is just a plug... I couldn't think of anything good
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    • I also have a plus green frog my son won for me when he was 5 (he's 17 now). It sits on the dash of my truck and has been through 4 different vehicles since he gave it to me.
      h3rbie 18 jun
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    • a band kid with a girlfriend? impossible.
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    • I have a pillow case that's very fluffy and I've had it since I was a baby. Sleeping on it is the fastest way I fall asleep. I can sleep without it, but it's not the same. I'm planning on passing it on as an heirloom to one of my kids, or I'll have it buried with me in my grave.
      Raiye 18 jun
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    • A chimchar. He was my first pokemon and sti lo l my favorite
      CrashJay 18 jun
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    • For my 19th birthday, my girlfriend custom ordered a blanket with my dog on it, it made me so happy and I sleep with it every night.
      Tenshii 18 jun
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    • When I was in 8th grade, we went down to help the 1st graders read every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The little girl I was with was super sweet but also shy. A few days before we graduated (8th grade graduates before others) she gave me a bracelet. Have worn it ever since.
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    • Dude has a kid and still goes to band practice. At least I give him props for not being a virgin
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    • Of course I find a post like this, why wouldn't I.
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    • I bought my then bf a stuffed penguin and gave it to him when he was having a really bad week at work. Got married 10 months ago and the penguin was at our wedding sitting in a brand new suit my mum made for him.
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    • On my daughter's first valentine's day i gave her a little brown teddy bear. She'll be 4 this August and my birthday is in January. She gave me her little brown teddy bear and said because she herself didn't have money for a bday present she wanted to give me her favorite stuffed animal. I sleep
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    • My stuffed alligator named avocado he lives in my car as like it’s mascot
      tjake123 17 jun
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    • Lovecraft77 gave me an uno card
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    • Band.... adult????
      Sneegsnag 17 jun
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    • I'm 20 and I just did a kindergarten placement and at the end they made me a book with pictures of the students throughout the time I was there and they had every student fill in pages for me and i consider it the most valuable thing I own even though I just bought myself a truck.
      Teachers 19 jun
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    • My cat
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    • I have a giant stuffed unicorn.
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    • My gf gave me a pebble.
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    • Ok ok, so theres a mematic watermark that's upside down in the upper right hand corner, but what bothers me the most is how the text is fucking crooked.
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    • A little Boo plushie that sits on and guards my PC
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    • 'men' of Reddit. We all know they're femboys. The lot of em
      Nougat 18 jun
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    • (I don't own it) when I was little I got my mom this little yarn cat and I recently noticed that she has it on her blinker switch (can't remember what it's called lmao) in her car.
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    • I have slept with my froggy pillow pet for about 10 years
      walks271 17 jun
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    • What grown man had band practice?
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    • Not very cute but I graduated high school and became a certified EMT the same day so my mom who's been an RN for the past 25+ years got me a Littman Classic III stethoscope with my name engraved on it because she had the same one when she started as a nurse. You bet I used that every time I worked
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    • Myself c:
      Kobro 18 jun
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    • Probably my mac 10
      big_jung 18 jun
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    • My little brother saved up for weeks for my Christmas present last year and got me a set of large comical fuzzy dice. It’s the ugliest thing I own but it’s my absolute favorite possession
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    • This guy
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    • I still have my stuffed bear that I got when I was like 1 or 2, and affectionately named "bear", and I used that thing so much theres hardly any fur left on it and its neck is so stretched out from holding it by the neck and theres a lot of stuffing missing. I just keep it in a box for now tho cuz I
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