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    • Hey hey Poseidon look at me. Bitch.
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    • Greek mythology summed up: Mortal "Hey, pal." God/dess "What?" Mortal "Piss off." *gets smited/monsterfied/fucked*
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    • If Odysseus had kept his mouth shut when escaping Polyphemus, he wouldve been fine. Then again, if his crew didnt open the bag of winds they wouldve been fine too.
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    • It's a trident, it's a three pronged spear for killing fish. I think it's three pronged because it's hard to tell where the fish actually is due to refraction.
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    • Percy Jackson nibbas be like
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    • Me as an Ancient Greek. *Has gay sex*
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    • OH I KNOW THIS! Y'all the reason tridents are used for fishing is bc I've you've ever looked at a glass of water, you know the image is distorted. So having 3 prongs gives you some wiggle room when you spear the fish.
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    • Poseidon when he sees someone getting a little too cocky on the ocean:
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    • Tridents are used to skewer fish
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    • Buts it’s a trident..with three points not four.
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    • Poseidon was also god of Horses, so not only could he spear fish with his trident, he could also feed horses hay
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    • Tridents are used for spear fishing because water refracts light creating an illusion that the fish is in a different location so a trident widens your effective strike zone
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    • POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM
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    • Poseidon has a trident not a pitch fork
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    • Tridents are fishing implements you dumb phuck
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    • I upvoted this post although my knowledge about mythology is unexisting
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    • Nah he uses it to collect the sea weed.
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    • That moment when Odysseus trolled a bunch of cyclops by using a sharp branch (or something) to blind one of them told the now blind one that his name was nobody and the cyclops ‘ brothers being idiots fell for it and thought the blind guy was messing with them when he said “ nobody has blinded me “
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    • It’s over Poseidon! I have the high ground! And can’t be harmed by the tsunami
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    • It’s a fucking trident
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    • Its a trip and it's used for fishing- and don't you dare "whoosh" me
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    • Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus... a lot o yusses...
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    • Me in Ancient Greece: øwø
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    • Sea hay is called Kelp...they farm it, and use it to hold up those seashells! Mermaids can't be swimming around naked.
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    • Poseidon quivers before him. Fuck off
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    • Personally I’d try to fuck a goddess but you do you man
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    • -Nobody
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    • Big chungus
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    • Was literally just helping my tutor with his Odyssey work this morning. What the fuck
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    • I feel like a Greek citizen would know what a trident is for. Damn that was dumb.
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    • Poseidon is the god of horses too.
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    • Ajax Oileus not Odysseus.
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    • Poseidon! Your bull fucked my wife!
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    • Lol it’s a trident because tridents were used to spear fish
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    • As if Poseidon extended his hand in friendship and they spat in his mouth
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    • A Trident is a fishing tool
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    • Somebody please stop me if I ever get to the point in life where I’m calling the Greek gods fucking losers
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    • Odysseus did nothing to Poseidon, it was Poseidon’s bitch ass son Polyphemus starting shit.
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    • It’s too kill fish with
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    • Me as a spartan, "hey this baby is retarded" *yeets it off a cliff*
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    • Poseidon made horses tho
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    • It’s a trident not a pitchfork
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    • Trident
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    • Odysseus never died tho
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    • I always thought it was like a rule of thirds kinda thing. Zeus had lightning bolts (1 point), Hades had the bident (2 lpoints), Poseidon had the trident (3 points)
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    • For doing a easy poke on fishes.
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    • I mean he's also the god of horses sssssooooo
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    • Poseidon didn’t kill him though he just fucked him for 20 years
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    • I had to learn about the odyssey great story
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    • “I said “I hate DECIDING” not “I hate Poseidon””
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    • He’s god of horses to man, it’s for the hay
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    • What exactly was Poseidon’s beef with him? Yeah he killed his son the cyclops, but posiden hates him before that
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    • I think tridents are used for catching fish, kinda like spear fishing.
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    • It's a trident
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    • But Odysseus didn’t mean to anger Poseidon. He just wanted to survive the cyclops.
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    • Actually Poseidon is not just the God of the sea he is also the God of horses because both are unpredictable at times
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    • Gets fucked in the ass by an old man- you as an Ancient Greek
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