MehGyver
TIME careful, interaction could change history it, ride dinosaurs very carefully
No. You cannot ride dinosaurs ok, only ride 1 dinosaur dinosaurs
I understand still holding a giant saddle i:... This is for something else
AM Apr 16, 2018
DontBeTacky DontBeTacky
24 sep 2020
MehGyver TIME careful, interaction could change history it, ride dinosaurs very carefully No. You cannot ride dinosaurs ok, only ride 1 dinosaur dinosaurs I understand still holding a giant saddle i:... This is for something else AM Apr 16, 2018
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks"
My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads?
Me:
Lollypop_wonder Lollypop_wonder
11 sep 2020
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks" My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads? Me:
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
MadMacks MadMacks
24 sep 2020
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore...
Cool rot.
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore... Cool rot.
booksididnt
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
booksididnt My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
ORIGINAL
Rip Prince Philip x
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
ORIGINAL Rip Prince Philip x AM - - Twitter for iPhone
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me
her titties and I'm okay
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
THE1LLUMINATI THE1LLUMINATI
4 nov 2020
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me her titties and I'm okay It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE
TO SEE THE BEAUTY INFRONT
smallCyclemateusa smallCyclemateusa
23 sep 2020
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE TO SEE THE BEAUTY INFRONT
Nobody:
English Teachers:
Nobody: English Teachers:
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease.
Me: How rare?
Doctor: What do you want to name it?
White_Rabbit_Reality White_Rabbit_Reality
31 dec 2020
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease. Me: How rare? Doctor: What do you want to name it?
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
Lonethefox Lonethefox
24 feb
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
Be careful who you call in higschool
matt_the_whopper matt_the_whopper
25 jan 2021
Be careful who you call in higschool
WLMSH
25 sep 2020
© Based on: arbiter_carter
THE IN TO ATLANTIS IS NIGH BROTHERS WE WILL LEAVE Th WORLD BEHIND AND AA GO HOME
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
Be nice with them, you have no idea what they have suffered on the streets.
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
Be nice with them, you have no idea what they have suffered on the streets.
FINALLY STARTED WEARING MUCH NEEDED PRESCRIPTION GLASSES
PANDEMIC HITS AND HAS WEAR MASK THAT FOGS UP GLASSES
minorAdviceAnimals minorAdviceAnimals
1 oct 2020
FINALLY STARTED WEARING MUCH NEEDED PRESCRIPTION GLASSES PANDEMIC HITS AND HAS WEAR MASK THAT FOGS UP GLASSES
When kids ere running around
in the restaurant and fall:
us
BabyGirll BabyGirll
27 may
When kids ere running around in the restaurant and fall: us
when you expect a receding
hairline but you get a seceding
hairline instead
mp5asr mp5asr
22 apr
when you expect a receding hairline but you get a seceding hairline instead