• Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
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    • "Yah I was gonna do that, but them monke brain took over and I said"
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    • Is that from Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
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    • I wish I could sleep like some people but even as a kid it always took 4 fuckin hours and then id only sleep for 3-4 hours of hellish nightmares and not even be fuckin rested at all
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    • I need advice. I'd rather not go too deep into it but I've lost all motivation to do schoolwork, or anything of the matter. I can barely go to the next meme without wanting to do something different etc etc. I've pretty much failed this quarter im pretty sure. I've been penting up emotions since aro
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    • Me when I say I'm going to bed early
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    • 1 more day till mando!!!!! 🍆🍆🍆
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    • I do what I want
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    • I have asked my almost 4 year old son to put his toys up or put shoes on and when he gets in trouble for not, he says, "I want to listen!" So I ask him, "then why didn't you?" He says, "I was busy."
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    • I brought you into this world and will smite you out of existence if you don't listen!
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    • Let them not get ready. If they are tired the next day, that is their fault
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    • One time when I was teaching Sunday School, I told this kid to help me pick up toys before his Dad gets there. He said, "No thanks my hands are tired."
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    • No you weren't first
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