Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
Barricaded Barricaded
4 nov 2020
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING
IR
Somedude2010 Somedude2010
24 sep 2020
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING IR
YouTuber: chill bro it's just a prank
The dude in the video who had his grandma killed, his house burned down, and his cat sexually assaulted:
drains_2020 drains_2020
23 sep 2020
YouTuber: chill bro it's just a prank The dude in the video who had his grandma killed, his house burned down, and his cat sexually assaulted:
mommy milkers
word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts.
Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
still_attackontitan still_attackontitan
8 may
mommy milkers word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts. Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
Anohrak Anohrak
28 sep 2020
STFU bitch I'm listening to Battle of Endor (Medley) John Will finest
JLo looks like she ran out of toilet paper mid poop and has to get more
we
chilla_chillout chilla_chillout
25 may
JLo looks like she ran out of toilet paper mid poop and has to get more we
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate"
Me 10 minutes later:
Amo_ose Amo_ose
22 apr
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate" Me 10 minutes later:
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem*
The math teacher:
Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
CaiyaNicole CaiyaNicole
4 dec 2020
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem* The math teacher: Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
Ul want water?
QueenXShark QueenXShark
19 may
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do Ul want water?
When classes are now online and that one girl's grades drop from A to D
Tabby Tabby
1 nov 2020
When classes are now online and that one girl's grades drop from A to D
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour.
at's Relativity."
Albert Einstein
L0s3RS
16 oct 2020
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour. at's Relativity." Albert Einstein
anal_cream_uppercut anal_cream_uppercut
27 sep 2020
rf TikTok Playing rough with your dogs in slow-mo ends with hilarious results
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking- away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
28 dec 2020
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking- away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy when I read
Florida
getmesome getmesome
2 nov 2020
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe BIG BELLY @daaaaaaamnD I knew it was gone be crazy when I read Florida
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore...
Cool rot.
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore... Cool rot.
Been a while since I just posted a picture.
Here's another picture of my handsome old man. He is 15 as of now. Y'all stay safe out there. - Been a while since I just posted a picture. Here’s another picture of my handsome old man. He is 15 as of now. Y’all stay safe out there.
leaning_broom leaning_broom
23 sep 2020
Been a while since I just posted a picture. Here's another picture of my handsome old man. He is 15 as of now. Y'all stay safe out there. - Been a while since I just posted a picture. Here’s another picture of my handsome old man. He is 15 as of now. Y’all stay safe out there.