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    • Teachers who won't give full credit because they didn't go "above and beyond" the standard are dumb af, like I literally did everything you asked/taught us, why would you expect more out of nowhere to pass?
      yabai 7 jul
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    • One English teacher literally told us she never gives an A on essays because there’s always going to be something wrong there’s no such thing as perfext
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    • I realized engliash class was bullshit when I got 80% on every paper, completely regardless how much effort I put in. Spend one night, 80%. Spend a month, still 80%. 3 rough drafts with meaningful revisions? 80%. Hand in your first rough draft? Also 80%.
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    • Fuck teachers who grade things based on their personal preference rather than a straightforward rubric
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    • You’re either getting an A on every paper or borderline failing. There’s really no in between
      TopFloof 7 jul
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    • Passed 8th grade English with a 68 passed freshman English with a 97 wtf
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    • Straight up not even kidding, I get 95% or above in college English writing half assed essays and used to to get 75% for for putting 4+ hours in high school essays. Dumbass English teachers used to say, college will fail for essays like these
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    • Anyone else ever re read an essay from when you where in high school and wonder “how did they let this mentally handicapped child graduate?
      av43 7 jul
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    • English is the most subjective class so it’s kinda your most likely option to get fucked over by a teacher im
      Stunkie 7 jul
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    • College english teacher gave me an 83% in a paper i wrote about how trans gender athletes should play with the gender group they were born with. Docked me 1 point for grammar and like 6 because she didnt agree with me (ik this because she left comments in the paper)
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    • Turned in a paper once, got a 65 and a second chance. Didn’t change a thing, turned it back in bc i knew it was good, got a 93. Fuggin English teachers
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    • and thats an F in our school system
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    • "99% there's no such thing as perfect"
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    • It’s not double spaced. You failed
      judoka41 7 jul
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    • Purely subjective grading from the teacher.
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    • The English teacher I had in sophomore year was fucking awesome. She tried to tailor every class in such a way that it had a very clear structure so as long as you could stay awake and pay attention most of the class, you’d walk away with a good grade. She didn’t do many assignments that were just
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    • Sounds like y’all had some bitch ass English teachers. Mine was a big lib and even tho I’m a Republican she still loved me (cuz we never directly brought up politics in her class) she was super nice tho, and I always got good grades on my papers. I’m really sad she’s leaving to go teach at another..
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    • All throughout 7 and 8 grade the English teacher would purposefully give the girls of the class a higher grade. I remember I wrote an absolute masterpiece of a story and this one girl wrote a dinky little 3 sentence paragraph with many spelling errors and still got a higher grade than I did.
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    • My junior-year high school English teacher chose favorite students at the beginning of each semester and they were the only ones who had a chance at getting 100% on anything (he chose his favorites by how many times you raised your hand and said something, even if that something was absolutely (1/?)
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    • English isn’t useless, but goddamn it’s curriculum is poorly taught. Teachers are too subjective. If I do everything on the rubric, i should get a 100. A 100 shouldn’t be for “above and beyond” that’s what a couple extra points are for. Or a “this is really good!”
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    • I SPENT FIVE HOURS ON THIS ONE FUCKTARD’S FINAL ONLY TO GET A 75. FUCK YOU PROF. LECKEY.
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    • I literally didnt do my english teachers final and i told her that im not doing it. She gave me an 80%
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    • I had a teacher where it was optional (but highly suggested) that you turn in a rough draft. She would remark "this looks great, just change these few things." When you did that and turned it in you would get 70% bc she already saw it before and it didn't seem as original.
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    • The pretty girl who talks during class: 109%
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    • My dad speaks English as his first language, but he learned Spanish by 11th grade. He had a suspicion that one of his teachers was randomly grading papers. He wrote an 8 page essay with 3 middle pages written in Spanish. Sure enough, 92%, no comment on the Spanish portion.
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    • my freshman year english II teacher literally admitted to my parents in a conference that he lowered my grades bc he didnt like the amount of effort i put in. i ended with a 76 instead of an 89 this year. also he straight up said in the call “he needs to get used to those types of grades 1/2
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    • Ngl my english teacher gave me a 104 on my final for a book i legit didn't even open.
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    • I once turned in a report on illegal sex trafficking that I put a ton of work into cause I got really into the topic. Teacher gave me a 50 for going over the word limit -__-
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    • What shitty teachers did you guys have that did this?
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    • “tHiS iS pLaGaRiSm”
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    • I wrote an essay, had three English professors look it over. All said good to go and my mf teacher gave me an 85 ;-; They were in on it XD
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    • This was my 6th and 7th grade teacher. She hated me and when I went to a different teacher she said I would have gotten a 95 compared to the 60 she gave me. One day I decided to not do my homework and she said "why didn't you do your homework" and I said "if I'm gonna get a 60 on it what's the point
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    • Had a really tough English class senior year. Teacher was notorious for being strict, had an intimidating aura and hardly smiled, but everyone respected him for how well he taught if you were willing to learn. Btw, this was Honors, not AP. I passed with a B and because of his teachings, I...
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    • Autauga 7 jul
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    • Some of you all apparently just really suck at writing
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    • My 9th grade English teacher gave literally half the entire class a D on an introduction paragraph he told us to write without giving us any instructions besides a stupid visual rubric. When people started complaining, he let us “retake” the assignment which included everyone missing 3 lunch periods
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    • uhhhhhh, is it just me who makes a perfect essay in the mind of my teacher and receives a 100?
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    • English is the most worthless class every. Cool. You went to college and got a masters in English. What does that qualify you for other than ENGLISH TEACHER?!
      Elraca 7 jul
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    • This one sub graded our projests we worked 5 weeks and she didnt give anyone over 90% because "over 90% is collage level"
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    • I had a teacher who gave me an 80 on every single paper I wrote no matter how much work I put into them. When I asked why she just said, "You need to go above and beyon." When I asked how to do that she just said to "try harder". I guess she thought I'd magically get better from that.
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    • I’ve read so many research papers in college now and let me tell you all something. A lot of students believe it’s the professor who doesn’t know a good paper when they see it. The truth is that many don’t follow the directions for the assignment or just completely disregard their initial thesis...
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    • If you guys wanna know how to pass English in college, find out what political party your teacher supports, and then over exaggerate yourself being in their party. That’s what I did and got 100% all 5 semesters same English teacher by telling her I hate trump and dumb political shit, didn’t try once
      ODogX 7 jul
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    • Male English teachers are the best
      DUR4 7 jul
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    • I took what I could get in school
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    • YoU cAn AlWaYs ImPrOvE
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    • Middle school teachers are completely sexist
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    • Never in my entire high school career, or any grade, have I ever scored above an 80. Typically finished the years with a low A so I’m happy.
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    • This hits real close to home and I hate it
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    • “Grades don’t matter guys, it’s just a number”
      Reshaped 7 jul
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    • I had a professor this past semester that graded really hard. Every paragraph we did I'd send to her to have her look through and see if there was anything I should change. I'd change it and send it back to make sure it's what she wanted. I did this with every paragraph and when I finished I (1/2)
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    • Then it wasn’t perfect retard
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    • Fuck essays and fuck my senior English teacher when quarantine first started she handed us a literal foot thick of paper work and said we have a essay due at the end of each week which we need to email to her and we had daily classes which was literal busy work it was so gay I didn’t do any of it I
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    • I've had so many teachers in so many classes that will give everyone who turns in anything passable or better 80%, no variation.
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    • Bruh one time my English teacher told me that I will at least get a B- on this essay and told me to fix I few things she suggested that will bring that grade up. After I did what she said fucker gave me a c- that was bs
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    • Shoulda told her ur a feminist and hate white ppl
      2015xxxx 7 jul
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    • Pretty much
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    • Wow i got a 69% last time
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    • Oh man Im ready to fuckin flame my 9th grade English teacher she was a strict bitch
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    • One time I got one of the highest grades on a essay despite being the worst at writing (this was a pre-ap English 2 class) 1/2
      Trollium 8 jul
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    • Funny, in 7th grade i wrote a whole essay based on how Hentai wasnt the same as Anime and ABOUT got a perfect but in the sources I made a font a little to big and ended up not with an A+
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    • We had to make a science game board in science class once and everybody made a paper with squares on it like monopoly. I made a mismatch game board that opened and closed, had to draw cards and roll dices. Everybody in my class was impressed except my teacher. She said “there’s no way you did it”1/2
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    • My junior year in High School, i took ap English, my teacher wanted us to write like we were all scholars from freakin Harvard or something. And cause some of us couldn't do it, she would fail our essays. Literally, before we even started the process of writing the essay, most of yall are gonna get
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    • In the first trimester of 8th grade, my English teacher was strict and made us get started on our first essay a few weeks after our first few weeks, she made us go up one by one to present our essays to the class. One of the students was too lazy and decided to slack off doing as minimum of the 1/2
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    • In high school I once wrote an essay that went against the political opinions of my English teacher and she failed me for the entire semester. Long story short she had to deal with me for yet another semester after that.
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    • Just be a girl and you should get a 100
      StrawApe 7 jul
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    • Sometimes teachers just don’t even look at your essay and score you as whatever your current grade is. If you want to test it out type a random word like “potato” to see if your teacher actually grades your essays
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    • EEEvan 7 jul
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    • Vons 7 jul
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    • Clearly wasn’t that fucking perfect then.
      Vetalemo 9 jul
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    • All through normal grade school I had 95+ average grades in English till freshman year of highschool my mom didn’t believe me the teacher was out to get me and kept failing my assignments on purpose until she started reading them and got my friend and his mom to agree to turn in my essay as his to h
      Sidious 8 jul
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    • That’s why I did better in math that English Language
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    • Dayum bro why you complaining thats a good grade to me.
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    • I’ve never had any bad English teachers, but I had an Early US History teacher during the spring semester who have my final term appear an 88. Pretty good. But I had an 89.67% in the class and I expected it to round up to an A (10 point scale at MSU). But, when the final grades (1/2)
      Javert 7 jul
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    • Anyone who thinks they wrote a perfect essay is a horses ass
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    • If you're not getting 90% at least on decently half-assed papers, you either have the shittiest English professor or you're confidence in your writing is overly confident
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    • How to pass english. Pander to the professor's political views
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    • I had a bitchass teacher who didn't believe an essay I wrote came from my words and ideas and she pulled me out of class and had to defend myself by explaining everything in the paper I actually understood and explained. She still didn't trust me and refused to give me an A despite thinking...
      KingKrab 7 jul
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    • The only class that is complete rng
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    • But then they guy that half-asses it and writes it in an hour gets a 97
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    • I always get 100% or 90% on essays with minimal effort. Idk why I just put on music and start writing some BS that the teacher might like
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    • I had a teacher that didnt read the papers just gave us 100%
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    • And then the teacher will give some random girl a 100 percent it's so not fair she's not even smart and she has A's in all her classes with male teachers
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    • Footage 7 jul
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    • I don’t give As because you can’t be perfect.
      lwpack 7 jul
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    • Epicfail8686 is an A+ imo
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    • Where I live the grade 12 english exam is provincial and thus all the tests for all the schools get graded by just a handful of teachers, so if you have the option always write a story over an essay or such. They grade so liberally on creative writing cuz they're so bored
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    • Sounds like someone is salty they got a bad grade in English, but didn’t realize their Essay was riddled with Grammatical, Spelling, and Composition Errors.
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    • Then it's not perfect you fucking walnut
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    • Bruh fuck that my junior year of high school my English final was making a presentation on what we want to do in the future and I have bad anxiety I gave my presentation and would’ve gotten a 98 but it got brought down to a 70 for misspelling a citation
      alexbur21 12 jul
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    • That’s why you should stick to STEM majors... ones that are actually useful. Math is either right or wrong
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    • When not of that even matters, heck graduating barely matters. There are people who never graduated that are CEOs.
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    • One time my fan fiction about my friend and Shrek got a perfect score and was used as an example of “good writing”. I’m still surprised i got a passing grade
      Emitijo 10 jul
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    • THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!! My senior year in high school I had to write a research paper for the strictest teacher there. And when I gave her my paper she said, "this is the best paper you've ever written." What did I get? "C"!!! Wtf?!? She said, "you need better vocabulary."
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    • My ex wrote a paper and got a 95 or some shit and she helped edit mine because I’m bad at essay writing and I got a 72
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    • And it's a required core class
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    • One time I got a 78%
      KingNeet 10 jul
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    • English teacher taught me how to copy her example and not how to make my own shit
      chopstew 10 jul
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    • Thats my English classes until Grammar and Comp. I fucking hate writing essays about the philosphies of character X and how it applies to either today or your personal life. I dont think i ever got below an 80 in Grammar and Comp cause shit actually made sense.
      Kamina12 10 jul
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    • Senior year this dike bitch hated men and half the time bragged about her all girl college “sweet briar” instead of teaching, me and every guy in her class got a C at best D average and every girl got a B or A
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