Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today."
Me 10 minutes later:
the
I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today." Me 10 minutes later: the I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
The wise man poops on company time
The foolish man waits until his break
kittle kittle
24d
The wise man poops on company time The foolish man waits until his break
There are two type of gamer girls. Barbarian for the win!
abstractProgram abstractProgram
6 nov 2020
There are two type of gamer girls. Barbarian for the win!
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
Cat Tail Language
I'm scared I'm happy to see you I'm getting upset
Let's be friends I'm interested I I'm crazy about you
Let's be friends I'm interested I'm crazy about you
feel loving I'm worried I'm mad
USPSDog USPSDog
21 sep 2020
Cat Tail Language I'm scared I'm happy to see you I'm getting upset Let's be friends I'm interested I I'm crazy about you Let's be friends I'm interested I'm crazy about you feel loving I'm worried I'm mad
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
CupheadFacts CupheadFacts
12 mar
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tciddymerica
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
bobjobster
30 oct 2020
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tciddymerica OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Scarletbee Scarletbee
9 apr
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus - My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus
Thezinogre Thezinogre
26 sep 2020
My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus - My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus
kingbigbluenyg80 kingbigbluenyg80
25 sep 2020
The dog's reaction is the best
Ace_1 Ace_1
27 sep 2020
© Based on: puppy_love_humans
So I invaded my dog's personal space nd well...'
Me smoking weed
My lungs
My 'liver knowing it's next
PyroniusThePenguin PyroniusThePenguin
26 sep 2020
Me smoking weed My lungs My 'liver knowing it's next
She will always be
my little sweet pup.
See you on rainbow bridge Macy.
stinkyyyyyy stinkyyyyyy
24 sep 2020
She will always be my little sweet pup. See you on rainbow bridge Macy.
Size comparison of a giant ground sloth, glyptodon, and a terror bird.
PLATE
GIANT GROUND SLOTH TERROR BIRD
WEIGHT
TONNES
PM
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
23 sep 2020
Size comparison of a giant ground sloth, glyptodon, and a terror bird. PLATE GIANT GROUND SLOTH TERROR BIRD WEIGHT TONNES PM
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
xpurple_eeveex xpurple_eeveex
22 jan 2021
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me
her titties and I'm okay
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
THE1LLUMINATI THE1LLUMINATI
4 nov 2020
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me her titties and I'm okay It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure
[anger]
_Punisher_ _Punisher_
22 sep 2020
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure [anger]
when you're watching a marvel movie and
Stan Lee shows up
melkor106 melkor106
25 sep 2020
when you're watching a marvel movie and Stan Lee shows up