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Me when can hear people
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WWW" RUD'
29 HECKIN FUNNY Doggo
Memes That Will Keep You
Borking All Day Long
Welcome to downtown Coolsville
WIRIA WIRIA
22 sep 2020
WWW" RUD' 29 HECKIN FUNNY Doggo Memes That Will Keep You Borking All Day Long Welcome to downtown Coolsville
riacker:! Know your address
Me who's known it since I was 4:
aR
Don't ever use the word
"smart" with me
kittle kittle
17 nov 2020
riacker:! Know your address Me who's known it since I was 4: aR Don't ever use the word "smart" with me
Dangerous Distractions
lying_m1necartmemes lying_m1necartmemes
15 dec 2020
Dangerous Distractions
celtic
glumshoe
fugdamatriarchy
failnation
My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks
I Nice
Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia
You have to appreciate the irony of birds on an airplane
celtic glumshoe fugdamatriarchy failnation My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks I Nice Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia You have to appreciate the irony of birds on an airplane
Cats I see on Cats I have the internet at my home
CommieSalami CommieSalami
20 sep 2020
Cats I see on Cats I have the internet at my home
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse"
My dementia patient:
is
@codebluememes
Yo
FUCKING WANT ONE?
IWannaKanoonMyselfB IWannaKanoonMyselfB
16 sep 2020
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse" My dementia patient: is @codebluememes Yo FUCKING WANT ONE?
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
Interviewer: sell me this pen
Her:
Gezfunez_X Gezfunez_X
10 nov 2020
Interviewer: sell me this pen Her:
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
don't have such weaknesses
LordRevan LordRevan
26 sep 2020
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. don't have such weaknesses
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the
door.
RamiroGarcia0 RamiroGarcia0
24 sep 2020
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the door.
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat
"er, > Oe
A\
ACCEPTABLE
eyes eyes
21 sep 2020
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat "er, > Oe A\ ACCEPTABLE
Mr. President
John F. Kennedy:
Dastan Dastan
5 oct 2020
Mr. President John F. Kennedy:
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
When your girl opens the pickle jar by
herself
SomeoneElseCommented SomeoneElseCommented
24 oct 2020
When your girl opens the pickle jar by herself
Expectation vs
Realit
meaty_memenationzn meaty_memenationzn
6 nov 2020
Expectation vs Realit
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
He was like you damn right
SANTA DENIERS LQOKING AT THE
AT PM ON
RECEMBER
PolishLithuania PolishLithuania
26 dec 2020
SANTA DENIERS LQOKING AT THE AT PM ON RECEMBER