Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?"
My toddler:
Phil_Latio Phil_Latio
20 jan 2021
Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?" My toddler:
A friend of mine has bathroom art for their cat
qtshit qtshit
25 sep 2020
A friend of mine has bathroom art for their cat
quirkzy quirkzy
24 sep 2020
TikTok *Popular Kid Singing
Getting my nephew drunk
I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
ArrantInsanity ArrantInsanity
26 dec 2020
Getting my nephew drunk I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
Mayweather announces next
Youtuber he will fight
Posted on June 7, 2021, EDT
@ le
Mayweather announces next Youtuber he will fight Posted on June 7, 2021, EDT @ le
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple?
Her: oh no, we're just friends haha
Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
MisandryMurder MisandryMurder
24 sep 2020
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple? Her: oh no, we're just friends haha Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
shaundenee shaundenee
4 nov 2020
Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
the-real
bigdumbcutefac
mother cow looking after hi
dumbass those are dalmatians
the-real bigdumbcutefac mother cow looking after hi dumbass those are dalmatians
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."
CARTOONLOGIC CARTOONLOGIC
21 dec 2020
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."
She will always be
my little sweet pup.
See you on rainbow bridge Macy.
stinkyyyyyy stinkyyyyyy
24 sep 2020
She will always be my little sweet pup. See you on rainbow bridge Macy.
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook?
A misteak
apprehensiveBoruto apprehensiveBoruto
25 jun
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook? A misteak
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie.
She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
kh4plusBotW2 kh4plusBotW2
24 sep 2020
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
Ready to play with balls!
cheekygreentext69 cheekygreentext69
25 jun
Ready to play with balls!
if
have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think! - I have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think!
MrFatCat MrFatCat
28 sep 2020
if have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think! - I have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think!
made mad
Facebook Apple
DEW
Twitte:
FangVV FangVV
1 may
made mad Facebook Apple DEW Twitte: