Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
Arthurfleck88 Arthurfleck88
26 apr
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
DILP
dog i'd like to pet
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
26 sep 2020
DILP dog i'd like to pet
THIS IS MICHAEL SCHUR
He was a writer & producer for The Office US.
He co-created Parks & Recreation and Brooklyn Nine Nine.
He created The Good Place and produced Master Of None.
He does not get enough credit or admiration.
Oh Yes, he also played Mose Schrute.
THIS IS MICHAEL SCHUR He was a writer & producer for The Office US. He co-created Parks & Recreation and Brooklyn Nine Nine. He created The Good Place and produced Master Of None. He does not get enough credit or admiration. Oh Yes, he also played Mose Schrute.
When you punch the annoying
Kid at school and the principal gives you a seven day vacation
se ' '
We gotta do this more often.
__Support__ __Support__
16 sep 2020
When you punch the annoying Kid at school and the principal gives you a seven day vacation se ' ' We gotta do this more often.
Amish people after they listen to rap music for the first time
_SCP173_ _SCP173_
26 apr
Amish people after they listen to rap music for the first time
"engine loses compression*
Me: Adds more nitrous.
Engine:
You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"engine loses compression* Me: Adds more nitrous. Engine: You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
Look into the eyes challenge
you failed bro
Look into the eyes challenge you failed bro
You know, I have seen "photos" of me riding bear. I have not ridden bear yet, but there are such photos already.
Codreanu Codreanu
17 feb
You know, I have seen "photos" of me riding bear. I have not ridden bear yet, but there are such photos already.
POV: You're a task in electrical
fy al d
MufflnMan MufflnMan
5 oct 2020
POV: You're a task in electrical fy al d
Drparrytheplatapus Drparrytheplatapus
23 sep 2020
@comicalcapture Dog had no idea
Judge_life Judge_life
23 sep 2020
He won costume contest as a water bottle
we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie
Cats Cats
22 sep 2020
we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie
No thanks, just the middle of the fucking road for me thanks
tyisaacson tyisaacson
10 apr
No thanks, just the middle of the fucking road for me thanks
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever played Minecraft?
Barber: Say no more fam
La_Chula La_Chula
6 oct 2020
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever played Minecraft? Barber: Say no more fam
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds
you of your sins
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds you of your sins
SS<
UNILAD MIN READ
Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending
To Be A Dog
Every day. We stray further from god.
UnexpectedChubby UnexpectedChubby
25 sep 2020
SS< UNILAD MIN READ Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending To Be A Dog Every day. We stray further from god.
joemamama joemamama
15 sep 2020
y dog saw a squirrel when my back as turned...
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Tastes like a can of cat food left in the sun for a week.
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Eclipsed_Ferret Eclipsed_Ferret
24 sep 2020
1 Comment Like Comment Tastes like a can of cat food left in the sun for a week. Like Reply
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
Raspberryz Raspberryz
3 mar
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
bigdrakomeme bigdrakomeme
25 sep 2020
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute