Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem*
The math teacher:
Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
CaiyaNicole CaiyaNicole
4 dec 2020
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem* The math teacher: Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
I am black tea
AR I am green tea
You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Hex_Maniac Hex_Maniac
25 sep 2020
I am black tea AR I am green tea You....reading this you are a cute-tea
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy",
"toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the
universe" every 2 seconds
ItTyrone ItTyrone
29 dec 2020
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy", "toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the universe" every 2 seconds
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
AFloridian AFloridian
9 dec 2020
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood
Tap to Edit >
From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing
Up Blood'. OK?
Cancel Yes
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood Tap to Edit > From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing Up Blood'. OK? Cancel Yes
She always gets the right answer!
overdue_b1rb_memes overdue_b1rb_memes
28 may
She always gets the right answer!
With the medical marijuana in her system
Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she
almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
24 apr
With the medical marijuana in her system Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
When somebody changes the plans
Looks like there's been a change of plans
When somebody changes the plans Looks like there's been a change of plans
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett"
Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you
silly boy!"
Lego Boba Fett at home:
Jimmy_Mania Jimmy_Mania
26 sep 2020
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett" Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you silly boy!" Lego Boba Fett at home:
There are two type of gamer girls. Barbarian for the win!
abstractProgram abstractProgram
6 nov 2020
There are two type of gamer girls. Barbarian for the win!
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
Moosiejr Moosiejr
10 jun
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80 AM - - Twitter for iPhone
when your instinct never fails you
i feel like you're lying but alright.
dexter
@DexterSoWhat
Dudes could be 100% tellin the truth and then a girl gets a "feeling" search for 9 hours and find something from 4 years ago to be mad at &
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
10 nov 2020
when your instinct never fails you i feel like you're lying but alright. dexter @DexterSoWhat Dudes could be 100% tellin the truth and then a girl gets a "feeling" search for 9 hours and find something from 4 years ago to be mad at &
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
Biffers_ Biffers_
9 feb
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
templeofnerdom
Rebels at the end of Rogue One:
We have to hold Vader!
Vader: How about you hold my
NUTS
aeroguitar aeroguitar
27 sep 2020
templeofnerdom Rebels at the end of Rogue One: We have to hold Vader! Vader: How about you hold my NUTS
When classes are now online and that one girl's grades drop from A to D
Tabby Tabby
1 nov 2020
When classes are now online and that one girl's grades drop from A to D
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off @DEATHBYDIAPERS
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.