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    • No you dumb fuck Athena is the god of battle. Ares would just blindly throw men at one another and the strongest would prevail. Athena would place smart men against a countless horde and see if they could figure a way out of this mess.
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    • Riolu 7 aug
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    • Athena is the goddess of wisdom and battle strategy. Ares is the god of war, of fighting and smashing. Artemis is the goddess of the hunt, of stalking and calculating. Each is part of a battle, but each holds a different role.
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    • Athena= a chess match, Ares= a bar fight
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    • Athena is the Godess of Wisdom and Battle strategy, not war. Percy Jackson prepped me for this shit ,son!
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    • Love seeing all these folks who know so much about mythology, and all the stupid fucks who read Percy Jackson and THINK they know so much about mythology.
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    • Athena is the goddess of wisdom and strategy. That just happens to be applicable in war
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    • I would think that Ares is the hack and slash, heat of battle aspect of war, and Athena is the behind the scenes strategic aspect of it.
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    • One's chess, the others checkers. Savvy?
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    • In every story I read about Athena, she seems like a massive right always itching for a fight, being agressive as hell and bragging about how smart she is. And Ares is just like "mellow satan" in the background casually starting shit without getting his hands dirty
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    • Athena is the goddess of wisdom and battle strategy. Yes I read Percy Jackson don’t @me
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    • So like Ares is the god for the common soldier, and Athena for the general.
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    • Athena is just Ares with boobs
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    • Want to see some awesome eevee facts everyday? Come sub here, and get the most up to date information!
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    • Athena is the goddess of wisdom u titty goblers
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    • Goddess of Wisdom, Arts and Crafts, Battle, and Intellect
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    • I rEaD pErCy JaCkSoN iN mIdDlE sChOoL
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    • Who plays Smite
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    • Some of you never read the Percy Jackson series and it shows
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    • Ares is a warrior, Athena is a tactician. Ares plays Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Athena plays Risk.
      Crujido 8 aug
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    • Athena is a goddess of wisdom and knowledge as well as strategy. Ares is war and the strength of men
      cacktuz 8 aug
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    • Another one who is funny: hades is the god of the DEAD but thanatos is the god of the DEATH
      callias 8 aug
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    • Athena is the God of wisdom and strategy.
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    • Ares was dumb war, Athena was smart war. And Aphrodite...hear me out, was sexy war.
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    • Athena is an officer, Ares is enlisted
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    • Just cause you read Percy Jackson doesn’t make you special
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    • Athena is the god of stategy and wisdom not war itself but ironically she's probably better at tactics and formations, Ares probably influences power and lack of humanity, as well as the desire to go to war. He probably makes warriors stronger and tanks better. This stuff matters less than strategy
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    • Athena is the goddess of wisdom first and foremost. Battle strategy second
      larloni 7 aug
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    • Athena is the goddess of wisdom
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    • Call athena when you're defending,call aries when you're invading
      axeon 12 aug
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    • Athena could conjure a way to keep Ares at bay, but once he's broken through and all up in your grill, that's wraps
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    • Zeus is the god of heavens or king, Poseidon is the god of the seas minus a few spots and everything in between, hades is the god of the underworld or death, Apollo is the god of the sun and plagues and healing, Hera is the goddess of wisdom, Athena is the goddess of wisdom and strategy
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    • She’s the goddess of wisdom you chucklefucks. Calling her the goddess of strategic war is like calling Poseidon the god of horses. You’d be correct, but that’s not their main shtick.
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    • Athena is mainly the goddess of wisdom, not just strategic war or battle.
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    • Just call Athena the Goddess of Wisdom and you should be fine. Most of the time in Ancient Greece, generals would pray to Athens for the “wisdom”.
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    • Ares is the god of war, one of the Twelve Olympian gods and the son of Zeus and Hera. In literature Ares represents the violent and physical untamed aspect of war, which is in contrast to Athena who represents military strategy and generalship as the goddess of intelligence.
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    • Athena is the goddess of wisdom but was known for her archers in battle. Those who were blessed by athena were good strategists.
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    • Percy Jackson’s noons are quaking
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    • Ares is the God of War. Athena is the Goddess of Wisdom technically. She is a warrior...but she is the Goddess of Wisdom, not war, not strategy. She is good at strategy because she is wise. It is Brain vs Brawn. Not Brawn vs smarter Brawn.
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    • I’m pretty sure she’s better at battle than Ares because the Athenians wrote the history and they hated Sparta who worshipped Ares
      Blade501 8 aug
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    • Mars/Ares is the soldier getting his hands bloody. Athena is the commander. One is the spirit of war and the other the art.
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    • Battle vs strategy. They’re different
      crabone 7 aug
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    • Athena is the God of wisdom
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    • Athena is the Goddess of Wisdom you dumbfuck
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    • Ummm Athena is the goddess of wisdom and intelligence...
      Lethal 7 aug
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    • Ares is the god of enlisted soldiers and Athena is the goddess of officers
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    • Ares is the savagery of war, he represents the Carnage. Athena represents the art of tactics.
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    • She's the goddess of wisdom get tf out
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    • Isn’t Athena the goddess of wisdom
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    • Athena is brains, Ares is brawns
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    • Percy Jackson fans have entered the chat
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    • War strategy. Not Strategic war. Areas liked causing chaos & staring war. Once a war started he would go to the next culture to start another war. Athena, who came about from a head-ake that Zuse had, would grant people the knowledge to either come to a peace treaty, win the war, or guide them
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    • I'm pretty sure Athena is the Goddess of Wisdom
      Snake148 7 aug
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    • Athena is Ares but with a puss
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    • They are both related to war and conflict. Aries is more about wrath and brute force, while Athena represents strategy and cunning.
      DDimz 10 aug
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    • Ares is a bar fight. Athena is war
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    • Athena is the goddess of generals, Ares is the god of soldiers
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    • Sigh. So many people misunderstood my comment. I can admit I also explained it incorrectly, but oh well. What can you do.
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    • Athena is the goddess of wisdom and prowess on the battlefield.
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    • Athena is often associated with Pallas, goddess of wisdom. It's just that at that time, being wise was mostly used for strategy in war
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    • Here come the Percy Jackson readers.
      Chamden 8 aug
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    • I thought athena was godess of knowledge and Artemis was goddess of the hunt
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    • The vast majority of problems in Greek mythology that arised would not have existed in the first place if Zeus wasn’t a man whore and kept it in his pants
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    • I thought she was the goddess of wisdom
      stro99 8 aug
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    • Isn’t she the goddess of wisdom also?
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    • Actually in Greek mythology Athena was the goddess of wisdom, battle was secondary, the romans are the ones who made her a war goddess
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    • Athena is the god of strategy and Honor in war Where as Ares is the god of bloodshed and dominance in war. Athena is cool headed and tactical she isn’t blood thirsty she just values honorable combat above most things. Ares on the other hand is just mad like extremely earth shatteringly butt fuck mad
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    • The Greek Gods are harder to classify than just a single simple role. Many things were attributed to singular Gods, as opposed to just one thing like War.
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    • Ares is senseless slaughter Athena is is mor
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    • Percy jackson noons: *glasses flash*
      Osravix 7 aug
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    • I mean that didn't make Ares less effective. Athena just specialised in tactial combat while Ares would just kick your ass straight up.
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    • Athena’s major domain is wisdom. Ares is a brute while she’s a tactician. Also they’re both assholes like every other god
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    • Threesum 7 aug
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    • Athena is, in fact, the goddess of strategic war. I teach classical studies. That's her label.. she's also the goddess of weaving & human culture. And she's 1 of few who were allowed by Zeus to remain a virgin. Top comment is bunk.
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    • I always thought that Athena was the goddess of wisdom and strategy. At least, that's what percy jackson led me to believe
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    • Yall are sleeping on Athena’s position as goddess of crafts and the loom
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    • Athena is a DM and Ares a PC
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    • Athena is also the god of Wisdom, so i mean... theres that
      iShammy 7 aug
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    • Ares was really more of a God of bloodshed. Athena was battle strategy. Ares just liked war for the death
      HCC2012 7 aug
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    • She was the goddess of wisdom compared to her dumbass brother who focused on brute strength
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    • Ares is a warrior. Athena is a commander
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    • When I was growing up, Athena was the Goddess of Wisdom. Then it became Wise Battle or some such. Can anyone explain to me where that change came from?
      scholord 7 aug
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    • I feel like I’ll have a lifelong interest in Greek Mythology just because of the Percy Jackson series
      Jolandia 7 aug
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    • Athena is the god of generals and ares is the god of the yeet
      Chairio 7 aug
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    • Yes and no, athena is the goddess you would pray to if you were getting attack and ares is who you would pray to if you were attacking
      TheCnC 7 aug
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    • Funny how people think Ares didn't strategize and was just a brute when considering that superior mind meme didn't do shit for Athenians when the Spartans rolled up.
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    • Or you could just remember she’s the goddess of wisdom
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    • Athena is also a goddess of weaving and handicraft. That’s why there’s the story of Arachne
      Shade17 7 aug
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    • Ares is the God of the physical or violent and untamed aspect of war whereas Athena is the Goddess of wisdom, military strategy, generalship and handicraft.
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    • Ares was the spoiled little prince of Zeus. Even Zeus thought of Ares as a failure. Where as Athena was seen as a near equal for even Zeus.
      Bellewis 13 aug
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    • Athena is the general, Ares is the champion
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    • So ares is a cod player and Athena is an XCOM player.
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    • That's why she is now considered to be the goddess of wisdom
      Cureall 12 aug
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    • War and battle are different things, but from my understanding aries is more a god of actually fighting wars, whereas athena is about planning battles and behind the line stuff
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    • I like how everyone just suddenly became Greek Mythology experts
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    • I always think of Athena as the representation of strategy and tactic in war
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    • Athena is actually not considered the goddess of war. She is considered the goddess of wisdom, strategy, handicrafts and victory (Athena Nike, yes like the shoes and who the Parthenon was dedicated to) due to this she was often considered a prime goddess to consult when at war
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    • Ares is more fighting and strength part of battle and athena is more strategy. Athena would be general ares would be warrior.
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